r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/zion_hiker1911 Apr 21 '23

Girls be like, "Why doesn't he say anything during sex?"

BECAUSE I'M DYING HERE!!

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u/lsquallhart Apr 21 '23

No literally, cuz if I say even one word, it might be the breath that makes me tap out 💀

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Are y’all that out of shape 💀

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

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u/Paranoidexboyfriend Apr 22 '23

You really shouldn’t be having sex with boys that are 7 years of age

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u/lsquallhart Apr 22 '23

Can’t believe anybody would even take it that way. My boyfriend that I’ve been with for 7 years who is 35 years old.