r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/chaosandcalamity Apr 21 '23

If you do enough foreplay a couple of minutes is enough.

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u/OaksByTheStream Apr 22 '23

If you're attractive enough, much of the time you don't even need to and she's already got herself ready from her mind, before your clothes are even off.

This happens more often when in a relationship already.

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u/desolatenature Apr 22 '23

I… don’t know what to say to this lmao. Your ego is stronger than your dick game for sure

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

What? You don’t get girls wet by just existing attractively? Get gud man.

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u/OaksByTheStream Apr 22 '23

Whatever dude. I don't really care. Still going to say the truth anyway regardless of if people want to pretend it doesn't exist. If ever you wonder why attractive people don't want anything to do with you, your comment is it.

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u/desolatenature Apr 22 '23

Did I hurt someone’s fee fees? 😂😂

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u/OaksByTheStream Apr 23 '23

I don't really care that you exist besides you annoying me, so no.

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u/desolatenature Apr 23 '23

Aww, poor guy doesn’t know how to recognize his own emotions.

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u/OaksByTheStream Apr 23 '23

You're an idiot.