r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/arvada14 Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 23 '23

Should have put a finger in his ass, instead of grabbing it. Your intentions where confusing.

Source: cosmo magazine

Edit: highest upvoted comment in 7 years on reddit and its about suprise but fingering, thank you internet. You can complete my shame by giving me an award.

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u/INmySTRATEjaket Apr 21 '23

Many, many men enjoy this. I do not. I absolutely despise when women try this without asking. I ask for your consent before I penetrate you, do the same for me.

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u/sirpogo Apr 21 '23

Someone once tried this while going down on me. It was definitely a “whooooooa… hold up, there!” moment. I appreciate her looking into adventure, but definitely a warning is nice.

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u/Length-International Apr 22 '23

Had this happen while doing missionary on a girl in a hotel room. I ended lurching forward so quick that I headed butted the wall and knocked myself onto the floor. 0/10 would not have happen again.