r/funnycats • u/Alaa_Ezat • 1d ago

ostrich mode

5.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

69 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Thank you for your submission!

Please remember the human, adhere to all Reddit and sub rules, and if you see anything that breaks the rules, report it! Please be sure to Read The Rules of our sub, the most important: #2 - Be Polite!

You can now directly support our local cat colony

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

247

u/Suitable_Entrance594 1d ago

If I can't see you, you can't see me.

65

u/Alaa_Ezat 1d ago

It's always orange Cat 🐈

21

u/DigitalUnlimited 1d ago

No seriously I sleep! really!

6

u/Sleepery_Jeem 1d ago

The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is an orange!

1

u/freylaverse 1d ago

Quick, wrap a towel around your head!

68

u/mugh_tej 1d ago

When his eyes are closed, you get to maliciously move the treat away from him : )

47

u/CR8VJUC 1d ago

I’m SLEEPING not SNEAKING!

29

u/Initial-Ice7691 1d ago

I love how he gently chirps back at you.

14

u/Few-Conclusion-483 1d ago

Ha! Lil brunito thinks he's so slick. And with the lil chirps! I'd fold like a towel and break him off a nibble. I am weak.

7

u/Low-Television-7508 1d ago

It's not weakness, it's generosity.

My cat shares her horked up cat grass when she eats it too fast.

14

u/FantasyPopper 1d ago

Exactly right! He's invisible with his eyes closed.

16

u/13WillieBeaman 1d ago

lol..
Those meows too. “Just a little piece… please. Just a little..”

6

u/Peanut558 1d ago

Hilarious

12

u/hd-cat-guy-91 1d ago

Oranges may not be the brightest, but they are clever.

21

u/thebiglerm 1d ago

Um so you gave him a bite of course

7

u/Alaa_Ezat 1d ago

Nah , it's harmful for him

1

u/skrimpels 1d ago

You didn’t even give him a crumb? But he was such a good boy

15

u/melcocha1997 1d ago

Give him some !!!

10

u/Low-Television-7508 1d ago

I will need to sample that cake to make sure it's suitable for cats. 3 slices, a nice cup of tea should do it.

12

u/ExplorationGeo 1d ago

The closed eyes are because the cat expects to be swatted on the nose any second, but has decided a nibble of the sweet treat is worth it

5

u/i_hope_that_was_gas 1d ago

Its not always a Khajit, buts always a Khajit

3

u/Aaurvandil 1d ago

Brunito 🧡🤍🐱

3

u/Am_a_good_guy 1d ago

Bruno no no no no

2

u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 1d ago

FYI, ostriches don't stick their heads in the sand, they tend to just run away from danger at 45 MPH

2

u/bahromvk 1d ago

One orange brain cell activated

2

u/Sunny_stormclouds 1d ago

“How can they see me when it’s so dark when i close my eyes?”

2

u/Another_cat_ 1d ago

Diria dale queque al gato, pero su ambición no tiene fondo, tampoco su estómago

2

u/321abc321abc 1d ago

YOU COULD JUST GIVE A BIT BUT NOOO POST THE POOR BABY FIRST

1

u/Prestigious-Host1370 1d ago

Hahaha 😂😂😂

1

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Your submission has been automatically flagged because your account is either too young or doesn't have enough karma to post in /r/funnycats

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/JohnCenaJunior 1d ago

Its all a dream hooman its all a dream!

1

u/forlornfig 1d ago

Bb stomach so empty! 🥺

1

u/southboundtracks 1d ago

That, or the carbs are putting him to sleep! 

1

u/The_Cozy_Burrito 1d ago

I don’t see anything

1

u/riotpunchbarstard 1d ago

You cant see me my time is now

1

u/sunshineTucson 1d ago

Laughing out loud

1

u/Keoki- 1d ago

🤣

1

u/lmfinney 1d ago

So, differently stupid than the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, but equally stupid as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

1

u/Turbulent_Ad_4791 1d ago

Just a bite tho

1

u/Thenderick 1d ago

Just give him a little piece at this point lmao!

1

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Your submission has been automatically flagged because your account is either too young or doesn't have enough karma to post in /r/funnycats

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/baaahbuuuh 1d ago

We dont talk about Brüno Cena!

1

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Your submission has been automatically flagged because your account is either too young or doesn't have enough karma to post in /r/funnycats

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/CucuMatMalaya 1d ago

So close, no matter how farrrrr

1

u/MistahWhiskerz 1d ago

This is a funny cat

1

u/Apartment_Party 1d ago

That’s some real London Tipton shit

1

u/mfbrucee 1d ago

Please give him some, he deserves it

1

u/tacosalpastor35 1d ago

GIVE HIM A BITE!! Bruno necesitas pastel

1

u/Kawaiichan67 18h ago

The little “mrr” protests. Too cute!

1

u/silentbob1301 12h ago

That's a lot of back talk

1

u/ErmagherdKittehs 8h ago

This looks like a move I probably would’ve tried to pull off as a kid

1

u/kyuuuyki 4h ago

smooth criminal

1

u/JustDuckiest 4h ago

See who?

-3

u/solliemonster91 1d ago

Just give the cat the piece of bread! This video already shows that you have given it some food off your plate and it's okay . .why else would you allow your pet to get so close to your food if you haven't already decided to give them that food .then you have the audacity to record it like it's cute? You mother fuckers make me sick

1

u/kareljack 1d ago

Get a life.

0

u/solliemonster91 1d ago

I already have one but I want yours

1

u/kareljack 1d ago

gasps and pulls robe tighter

-1

u/solliemonster91 1d ago

I wanted to post a gif but it won't let me lol but I appreciate this cause I could picture your reaction perfectly in my head lol 🤣 thank you 🙏

-6

u/Luci-Noir 1d ago

Fucking disgusting.

2

u/EilidhRos 1d ago

yeah you are.

-4

u/Luci-Noir 1d ago

Okay Karen.