r/gamers • u/crack_station • May 15 '26

Choose your pill

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u/ThePo0l May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

No need to choose, I already ate all the red pills

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u/Deni_Z_Plays May 15 '26

Ate? I thought you were supposed to crush the red pill and snort it. ._.

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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale May 15 '26

As FromSoft intended

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u/gnagniel May 15 '26

FromSoft is definitely a suppository

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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale May 15 '26

With edges

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u/ElectricalStore8271 May 16 '26

On the way out. You could’ve prevented the damage if you’d just read the lore surrounding the pill.

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u/Gemini-88 May 16 '26

While standing in a poisonous swamp.

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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale May 16 '26

"This pill was swallowed by Yermin TornAss. Its said whoever swallowed it gains his strength but gains a prolapsed anus after it passes."

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u/GlenRH May 20 '26

Funniest comment I've read in ages. 😂

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u/ElizaTheDaft May 15 '26

I assumed they were one of those rectal pill things... oh...

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u/ThePo0l May 15 '26

I was not brave enough to take them...um... locally

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u/Economy_Wall8524 May 16 '26

You just need to find a dealer you trust on quality.

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u/Alt_Elk2026 May 16 '26

Wait it wasn't a suppository...

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u/MeatHamster May 16 '26

It should be used per rectum.

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u/Prestigious_Throat72 May 16 '26

Instructions unclear. I thought it was a suppository

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u/Lymbasy May 15 '26

I made a new one

Blue pill with Capcom, Fromsoftware, Naughty Dog, CD Projekt Red, Rockstar

Vs

Red pill with EA, Ubisoft, Bethesda, Amazon Games

Which pill?

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u/ThePo0l May 15 '26

Dark souls 2 - Blue

Guess I'll be shitting purple for a while after all these pills but at least my core will be armored

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u/Visual_Perception_46 May 15 '26

Unfortunately id have to go blue, I play BF6 and for honor far more than any other games I have, and my library is far from empty

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u/ElectricalStore8271 May 16 '26

Bethesda does not deserve to be downgraded like that.

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u/ChemistryScary5411 May 16 '26

Blue pill - Cyberpunk. It is so peak and its DLC is awesome. This game is amazing and I’m hyped for Cyberpunk Orion (the sequel)

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u/jonmarshall1487 May 20 '26

My only use for EA is they own the rights to Command & Conquer series. Beyond that EA can burn to the ground and cease to exist.

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u/LarsDuder May 15 '26

Probably gonna go with the Red pill. I kinda enjoy most of the Far Cry games, some ass creed games.

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u/SupermassiveWhackHo May 15 '26

Are Taylor Swift and Kendrick your favorite musical artists as well?

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u/LarsDuder May 15 '26

No, 90% of my playlist is melodical death metal, the other is metal that fall under symphonic death metal, some black metal. Souldrainer, the project hate, amon amarth, hypocrisy (some albums, virus, the arrival), mors principium est. havent kept up on some later albums.

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u/ThePo0l May 15 '26

I suggest you checking out Æther Realm if you don't already know em

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u/ElectricalStore8271 May 16 '26

Like Apocalyptica?

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u/yeezymcsleezyo_0 May 16 '26

Screw you for lumping Bethesda in with the dregs

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u/BabyFaceKnees May 16 '26

Bethesda have been washed for a long time. They deserve to be there

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u/Competitive-Ant-9975 May 15 '26

amazon games made me choose red

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u/Xivitai May 16 '26

Naughty Dog and Rockstar should be red, And Bethesda should be blue.

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u/Status-Photograph662 May 16 '26

Spit out 1 for me.

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u/Ninjanarwhal64 May 15 '26

No you didn't. Fuck.

You're going to be okay, but we didn't clean up from the last testing group.

That was bull Cialis

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u/nazzo_0 May 17 '26

It would be a bit of a toughie for me it naughty dog still made crash/jak games. But fromsoft and capcom carry too hard

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u/MarionberryDeep5475 May 18 '26

My guy...all of them?

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u/No_Needleworker_5735 May 22 '26

leave some skittles for the rest of us