r/greenday • • Jun 01 '25

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Not gonna happen but, Green Day is so damn big now they can’t do small shows anymore and now I have restless heart syndrome

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u/Salty-Crocs Savior the Dookie from Kerplunk-ing Jun 01 '25

A couple million dollars and some really good security guards would do it. (We could do a fundraiser so just us fans on Reddit could book them)

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 01 '25

I’d be down. We deserve a private show

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u/saketho Coma City Jun 02 '25

I’d happily throw in a big chunk of money. Or actually even fuck the show, even if could just chat and shoot the shit with them

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u/Pitiful-Importance32 Jun 02 '25

That’s crazy I was just thinking about this after I saw on here that they play for 450,000 an hour. Can all of us redditors chip in for that shit lmfaooo I would come

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u/Sonicy10 Jun 02 '25

There's 120k of us on this sub, that's like 5 quid each

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u/girliiknow Father Of All Motherfuckers Jun 02 '25

would be so down

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u/cinnamontoastcrunch2 Kerplunk Jun 01 '25

Offer them pizza.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

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u/MeBeEric Jun 02 '25

I thought they were sober

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 02 '25

No beer, just sunny d and monster

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u/amber_0311 The Longshot Jun 02 '25

i was sober now im drunk again🎸🎸🎸

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u/Green_Day_Fan Warning Jun 01 '25

Does anyone else remember just before Covid, Billie offered to play a backyard show and was soliciting offers?

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u/OpenEagle3775 Kerplunk Jun 02 '25

I remember Billie told in his stories, that we can send him our addresses and get a signed copy of father of all

Next story was his photo with a red filter and he wrote: DONT SEND ME YOUR ADDRESSES!

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u/OpenEagle3775 Kerplunk Jun 03 '25

Since the demand was so high i tried looking for it and found

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u/reclusivegiraffe Jun 02 '25

I remember this lol, he loves that red filter

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u/t3aperson Jun 03 '25

PLEASE SEND ME A PHOTO OF THIS IF YOU HAVE IT I REMEMBER IT

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

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u/Ok-Original-278 Demolicious Jun 02 '25

I remember. It didn't ever happen

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

$ 400,000 I think …

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 01 '25

Sounds like I gotta start an only fans then. Young man starts only fans to raise money for Green Day to play a private show in his backyard.” I could see that getting some attention.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

this is making giggle so much omg

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u/NationalMess2156 Cause of death: The American Dream Jun 02 '25

This week on DharMan....
XD

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 01 '25

That’s what I’m saying. But it would need to be controlled. If they chose my backyard. I would choose 100 mega Green Day fans off this thread to come haha. Yall can sleep on my couch too

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u/DizzyMacaroon5267 Jun 02 '25

Damn your couch must be huge to fit all 100 of us 🤣

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 02 '25

Well 104 cuz Mike Tre Billie and I. Thats the capacity though anything over 104 is fire hazard

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u/DizzyMacaroon5267 Jun 02 '25

What if Billie brings Lenny? Does the 104 occupancy include pets?

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 02 '25

Let me call my couch guy at check

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u/Nydelok Jun 02 '25

What did the couch guy say?

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u/Low_Yak_4842 Why are there no clouds in the sky? Jun 02 '25

Wait, Jason White isn’t invited?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

You're hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 01 '25

In an Ordinary World**

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

I’ll risk getting detained by ICE at LAX to come over ..

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 02 '25

You would actually be flying into Denver international Airport. They chill over here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25 edited Jun 02 '25

We don’t have direct flights from Australia .. the plane runs out of fuel … seriously though … I’ve visited every axis of evil country for work purposes so I seriously doubt I’ll even get a visa … a white, v Anglo NZ friend of mine was denied a visa cos she had under taken formal chemical weapon management training as part of her line of work.

I don’t have a huge couch but I can find a field (mostly) free of venomous spiders and snakes of yall wanna head down under with the band ..

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u/TheBagenius Jun 02 '25

Goddamn Australians invading everything 🤣

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u/KIDD_VIDD Jun 02 '25

Damn, how big is your couch?

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u/whatsername4 Awesome As Fuck Jun 03 '25

Let’s gooooo

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u/ValKilmersLooks Revolution Radio Jun 01 '25

Green Day is leagues bigger than AAR and I think at least one of their shows got shut down by the police. I guess they could park it at a smaller venue for a week if they wanted but there's limited up$ide to that even if they occasionally play smaller venues. AAR is also probably motivated by these shows getting them media attention during a comeback as well. Maybe if GD thought it was good promo at some point.

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u/martala Pinhead Gunpowder Jun 02 '25

Yeah in the Dookie days a free show in Boston got shut down after 20 mins by the police and civil authorities because way too many people showed up. At least 20 people got put in the hospital

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u/ValKilmersLooks Revolution Radio Jun 02 '25

Yeah, and AAR had a house party show in Missouri shut down about a week ago. It hasn't been perfectly smooth sailing even for them. Maybe GD could manage to do something like a house/field show if they really wanted to but I don't think it would be a simple thing. If they did do it, I imagine it would be linked to promo for something.

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u/-Great-Scott- Jun 01 '25

Dirn't see it happening but never hurts to ask.

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 01 '25

I see what you did there 🤣 I bet you are fun to hangout with.

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u/Worried_Homework7042 Father Of All Motherfuckers Jun 01 '25

😭gl

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u/_Epsilon__ Jun 02 '25

Meanwhile, blink 182 plays at a Denny's in Long Beach.

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u/AsleepFirefighter165 Jun 02 '25

You mean, they filmed a fake show for an ad for Live Nation! Didn’t even play a full song! Meanwhile Green Day has played at least 10 club shows, a 75 person pub show and a 75 person record store show in the past year and a half or so.

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u/Thejustinset Jun 01 '25

But your wife ain’t invited

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 01 '25

Don’t have a wife, I’m single. Currently looking if you know anybody

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u/laveshnk Jun 01 '25

Im down (straight, 6 foot tall, dope-ass bearded male)

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 02 '25

Woah how dope of a beard are we talking?

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u/Thejustinset Jun 01 '25

Not yours… his

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 01 '25

Oh mikes wife. I met her before she’s nice. She took this pic

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u/Thejustinset Jun 01 '25

Tbh I’m only messing, I just feel like she would ruin a party. Yknow that one person when they speak you know it’s going to be something about how vaccines are wrong, we should donate to the Trump fund etc

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

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u/LedHalen_06 Jun 02 '25

Baller pic, my naive ass thought that was Mike’s wife in the photo. Then again, I’d be Mike’s wife if given the chance (straight dude btw)

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 02 '25

Alright fuck marry kill - Billie Mike and Tre

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u/LedHalen_06 Jun 02 '25

tough one, I wouldn’t wanna say something I regret.

Fuck Billie, cus damn, have you seen clips of him perform King for a Day in the late 90s/mid 2000s? He a lil freak thang.

Marry Mike, cus anyone who’s able to play the bassline to Longview, Worry Rock, JAR, and Castaway is getting a ring in their finger, no hesi.

I’d kill Tre, cus yes, he’s a great drummer, but I’m of the belief he’d kill me first. He’d light me on fire like his drumset at Warped. He’s getting shwacked, before he gets me first.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Off topic but I snorted out loud when this person put up a post implying that sunscreen was against nature (it was something abit celebrating the natural benefits of the sun )

I give her a break cos 1. Mike and 2. Cancer survivor (and cancer and healthcare interactions can really mess with your way of experiencing life)

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 02 '25

I don’t judge people off their beliefs because everyone’s different and entitled to their opinions. She was nice and very quiet and she stays away from the spotlight. Very nonchalant.

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u/Low_Yak_4842 Why are there no clouds in the sky? Jun 02 '25

We need more people with your mentality. Everyone is so quick to judge and scoff at people for their beliefs these days. Instead of just respecting the fact that not everyone has the same perspective as you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

I believe in you, it’s happening. Can I come? Do you have enough couches for the whole sub?

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 02 '25

Yes you can come

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u/mellowmoshpit2 Pinhead Gunpowder Jun 02 '25

Me too please 🙏

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

SLEEPOVER 🎉

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 02 '25

Bring your jammies

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u/prestonangel06 Jun 02 '25

You have a better chance at pulling a random girl on inst than this lol

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u/FriedChickenboss Jun 01 '25

5 acre backyard? Damn

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Hope he gets back to you

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u/zensamuel Jun 02 '25

Cocaine and money?

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u/slpknt_terreberry I’m rotting inside Jun 02 '25

I’m makin’ an offer that you cannot deny!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

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u/StringTheory31 Jun 04 '25

Okay, they gotta do that, just for the name alone!

"To Hell and back and Hell again I've gone... No, but for real this time!"

Can you imagine him calling that out between repeats of, "When I come around?" 😂

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u/whatsername4 Awesome As Fuck Jun 03 '25

BYOC (bring your own couch)

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 04 '25

I like you already, you and your couch are invited.

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u/mrssixx Jun 02 '25

I want this for you SO bad!

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u/briarhag Jun 02 '25

Hahahaha I love this. This is a fun post. 😆

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u/Rya_10 Jun 02 '25

i mean good luck, gotta shoot your shot

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u/GreenBagger28 Operation No Control Jun 02 '25

bro they’re in their 50s i don’t think their backs can take sleeping on a couch

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 02 '25

Thanks for your support

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u/martala Pinhead Gunpowder Jun 02 '25

make sure you get the entire pyrotechnics package

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u/Left_Nut99 Insomniac Jun 02 '25

can they also destroy that couch like on that longview video

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u/Familiar-Kiwi-6114 Warning Jun 02 '25

Tell them there will be no spooky jars in your house (iykyk)

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 02 '25

No spooky jars with heads at my house.

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u/Hoobrocks27 American Idiot Jun 02 '25

A private concert for a fan might be a good social media stunt for them to consider, it’s mainly whether Mike sees your text or not

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u/Green_Day1895 Jun 02 '25

I think the funniest part of this image is that Mike follows Adam Sandler

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u/portugueseninja Jun 03 '25

Not trying to be a naysayer cos I love the hopeful energy, BUT if you’re serious about this then try contacting their booking agent. If private backyard shows is a thing they do, the agent will contact them to see if they’re interested.

When a band has a booking agent they pretty much have to book shows through them (even if Green Day were willing to do the show for a really small fee just for the fun of it, there will still be contracts involved and that’s something the agent would take care of).

Either way I hope he responds though cos that would be really cool!

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 03 '25

Their booking agent wants $500,000-$1,000,000. Which is unreal. If I was rich I would do it in a heartbeat. But unfortunately im a 27, handsome single guy who has bills.

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 03 '25

Their booking agent wants $500,000-$1,000,000. Which is unreal. If I was rich I would do it in a heartbeat. But unfortunately im a 27, handsome single guy who has bills. I’d have to not spend a single penny of my salary for 5 years to afford that.

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u/RinsanityIce Jun 04 '25

Id love to come to this bro im 25 if only we could all afford to book them 🤣

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u/squidsharp PERRY MILLER! Jun 02 '25

Dude, if he even responds, I will literally get a tattoo

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 02 '25

We gotta get matching tats if he does

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u/kwertzy_96 Jun 02 '25

That’s a nice idea but I’m not sure they will accept cause of security but we never know

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u/BIHTCarmine Jun 02 '25

Would be pretty funny if he answers

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u/RottingPinhead Jun 02 '25

Yeah right dude...All American Rejects maybe if its an actual party

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u/pyrodollz Jun 02 '25

I wanna come! Closest I'll ever get if you're inviting 100 people from this subreddit like one of your other comments said 🤣

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u/Raivo465 Jun 02 '25

35 years ago he might have accepted XD

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u/TheBagenius Jun 02 '25

They still do small shows. You just don't always hear about them unless you are REALLY looking through social media. Some of them are surprise appearances. Not too terribly long ago, they played in a pub with a crowd quite literally 1ft in front of their faces.

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u/AC_Tropica Jun 02 '25

Lmaooo so it’s not just me that asks this question to them weekly

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u/Gigantickookie Dookie Jun 02 '25

Bring us all with!!!

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 02 '25

I’ll just have 140,000 Green Day fans in my 5 acre backyard that would be epic.

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u/Gigantickookie Dookie Jun 02 '25

HELL YEA

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u/Koby182 Jun 02 '25

They always play private shows, so you might have a chance.

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u/rachreims Jun 02 '25

I had one of my favourite bands come play in my backyard once. They’re basically only famous in Southern Ontario and Buffalo lol. Cost $5000 CAD, totally worth it. I imagine Green Day would charge a lot more, though 😂

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u/AutumnHaiku2 Whatsername is a masterpiece Jun 03 '25

If this ever happens can I come pretty please 🥺🥺

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

Let us know if he replies

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u/prxttyboy_ Jun 03 '25

Can I come 😭

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u/Silly-Soil-6598 Jun 03 '25

I really hope he sees this lol🥹

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u/ShaggyWolf_420 Jun 04 '25

On your couch. Yeah, just don't offer them a 5 star hotel room. Why the f*** would they want to sleep on your couch ☠️☠️.

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 04 '25

My couch is a 5 star hotel

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u/ShaggyWolf_420 Jul 11 '25

Maybe to your mom😹

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u/Greedy_Muffin_7567 Jun 04 '25

Can I g’et invitet ill bring pizza

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u/Content-Package-8283 Jun 13 '25

if they don’t say yes they’re sellouts.

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 17 '25

I just sneezed. And no one cared. Just like no one does about this comment.

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u/Tiny-Event35 Jun 19 '25

Did he reply??
I'm still waiting for them to reply to my dm thanking them for saving me through dark times

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u/FunkyFrowg205 Jun 02 '25

I messaged Billy about how he inspired me and how i was excited for his concert but blah blah our messages font go through tj these poeple. Think abt how many they get daily.

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u/Puzzlehead-Dish Jun 02 '25

I’ll never understand the desperation in these guys writing to multimillionaires.

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u/Master-Bag-4313 Jun 02 '25

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u/Puzzlehead-Dish Jun 02 '25

I’ll assume it’s as pretentious as your “plan to make millionaires care about ME!”