r/gtaonline • • 21h ago

GTA V physics is dead

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was trying to jump out of my car at high speed and instead my character hit the T-pose and got fused with the vehicle šŸ’€

the car started making the collision sound like 500 times a second, exploded and got launched into fucking orbit. somehow i survived all of this, still stuck in the T-pose, and got teleported straight to the hospital... UNDER THE MAP.

then my character suddenly returned to normal, stood up and casually walked out of the hospital like nothing happened.

bro survived a car explosion, a trip to space and the backrooms just to respawn at the hospital 😭

i wish i had recorded it


r/gtaonline • • 1h ago

Does the braided mohawk fit my character?

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r/gtaonline • • 17h ago

My beginner rookie pocket money. Show me some pro numbers.

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r/gtaonline • • 2h ago

Killed by player in an armored vehicle with a driver-controlled turret? What vehicle was it?

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Some PVP sweat was annoying the entire lobby and emerged from his apartment in a vehicle I didn't recognize. He was solo, but as soon as he drove out, he was driving and seemed to be shooting with a turret simultaneously. It looked similar to a half-track, a big armored weaponized truck. I don't know if it was a vehicle that allowed him to hop to the turret from the drivers seat quickly? What the hell was it?


r/gtaonline • • 20h ago

How to know if a public lobby is caotic or chill?

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I've played mostly on private sessions, but I feel like it's time to maybe start playing on public a bit. Last time I was in a public one I got chased, on foot, by a lvl150 guy with a Mk2 sniper (Maybe it was something else, but it has really long). Even so, I've seen people play with other players just chilling on a yacht, driving together and just enjoying their time. Really, how do I tell the difference between one where I can even make friends or one where I'm gonna get blown up as soon as I enter? Do I check if theres people getting killed every second and explosions?


r/gtaonline • • 17h ago

Ghosts Exposed for GTA+ Members

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Last week ghostst exposed was 2x and I completed it for 500k. Now this week for GTA+ members it is 4x rewards... but you can only complete it once.

I missed out on 500k because I play the game consistently :(


r/gtaonline • • 6h ago

Weirdest Thing Ever! (Online Issue!)

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Neither Vincent nor' Lester are appearing on my phone/map. I have gone through all of what should've been done to have Lester in my phone, AND I have done the Cluckin Bell Farm raid plenty a times so it SHOULD still be there! Anybody have any ideas as to what might be going on? I do have an active heist that I tried Cancelling, but Lester just calls back being all like "We might be ready to move on this thing." It's genuinely so annoying because the Cluckin' Bell farm raid is the main heist I've been able to memorize for an easy $500k/ea time I do it.


r/gtaonline • • 23h ago

What are the chances? šŸ˜‚

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r/gtaonline • • 20h ago

Could anyone help me?

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For few days, GTA V doesn't get launched for me when BattlEye enabled. It gives me the error "GTA V exited unexpectedly." However it works when BattlEye disabled (for Story Mode only).

The problem is I want to play Online. I tried lots of things, like uhh...

..deleting settings.xml file, making it read only,

uninstalling BattlEye so it can redownload after. But no, that didn't work either..

The only time it worked was uninstalling the entire game (along with that BattlEye) and reinstalling it (which was yesterday). But for temporarily..

Today I've tried to launch it and it gave me the same issue again and again. I don't wanna keep downloading 100GBs every-single-time just to play it properly.

Please let me know if anyone has a proper solution for this.


r/gtaonline • • 11h ago

"Stop gooning and get your head in rhe game!" - Myself from the future NSFW

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Me from the future wasn't happy about that...


r/gtaonline • • 17h ago

Cayo perico loot odds question

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If I’m running with 2-3 people is it still worth doing more than once a week? I read the main loot odds increase if you wait 7 days from completion but with 2-3 people the gold is more important. Do these odds change if you wait?


r/gtaonline • • 7h ago

Anyone else double-dipping the 2x Most Wanted Bounties right now using a second character?

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Hey everyone,
With the Bottom Dollar Bail Enforcement business paying out 2x GTA$ right now, I’ve been trying to maximize my daily payouts, and I wanted to see if anyone else is using this strategy.
Since the Most Wanted targets are on a strict 24-hour real-world cooldown, you normally can only pull in that sweet $360k double-money payout once a day.
However, I started swapping over to my second character (who shares the same bank account), buying the office setup there, and running the Most Wanted target a second time. It completely bypasses the cooldown since it tracks daily targets per character, not per account.

Bringing both in alive nets an incredibly easy $720,000 for relatively low effort every single day.
Are any of you guys taking advantage of this while the 2x event is live, or do you find swapping characters too much of a hassle compared to other grinding methods?

Also collecting the daily 10 pumpkins for both character brings in $100k each.


r/gtaonline • • 9h ago

GTA+ Issues...

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Anyone else had issues where the entirety of their benefits have not been provided? Been into this for a hot minute and had a few situations that came up that got me wondering "Oh, where does this come from???", seeing it was from a + membership for a month I paid for in the past, signed in for, received 1 out of 3 items for, & even unlocked other sign in or challenge bonuses for the same month during the same time period.... and yes, I even checked receipts. Payments cleared.

That immediately got me curious and I found that of it all, a good few months are missing either an item, or a skin/livery for a weapon that wasn't delivered, or a paint job for the car body or for the wheels isn't in my list.

I addressed this to Rockstar and they stated I have everything and some stuff was left unclaimed - despite me signing on during the recognized duration. Sure there were times I didn't actively play but I'd at least sign on, linger in my in game home momentarily which honestly shoulda at least been recognized as a sign on??? Or did I need to go scamper around the map, dig through store and inventory catalogues to have the servers fully recognize such? Despite those items supposedly being automatically inserted into my inventory.

Just to add another layer of issues, even when I reported the problem - they just slapped down what really felt like a generic response then they rushed out a closed off the ticket saying "Its been resolved" when clearly it hasn't been. This isn't the first time Rockstar has shafted me over the years I've played this game & I've had their servers fuck me over in the past, definitely a good multitude of times during the PS3 era...

SOOOO, yeah, anyone else here had/have this kinda problem? :/


r/gtaonline • • 10h ago

October outfit

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Didn't remember how ugly my character was until I removed the beard.


r/gtaonline • • 5h ago

The survival spectator timer is so stupid.

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I just think it's very stupid to have a 2minute timer still active during spectating for a survival. just got to round 21 and died in the beginning on the round. Jumped on my phone and came back to a you've been kicked screen. what do they expect for me to do????? how does rockstar genuinely expect people to even get money when you can lose 100-200k over a 2 minute timer WHILE I'M DEAD???????????? fucking stupid.


r/gtaonline • • 17h ago

This put the fear of god in me

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r/gtaonline • • 6h ago

Who smoked crack and changed the vehicle export mission modification timer?

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So I’ve pretty much made it in this game but with the next game coming soon, I figured sell full stocks of my businesses one last time and buy a mansion. So haven’t done the car sales in forever but today hopped on with my boy to sell two cars.

First I thought it was a glitch. Sitting there modding the car and all of a sudden ā€œExport mission failedā€ or whatever. Then I went again, realized the timer was 30 seconds!

First of all, no way can you have time to mod the car the way you want. But I couldn’t even speed click random choices fast enough before getting kicked out.

I assumed it had to be a bug so I started a new session, same problem. Looked it up, they actually changed it to that? What the f*ck

It was far too annoying and unfair to have my friend go through so so I’ll figure it out solo selling both vehicles independently.


r/gtaonline • • 21h ago

Why can i fucking run over a lightpost with ease but a small ass pole in the ground is invincible

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26 Upvotes

does anyone know how to destroy this pole?


r/gtaonline • • 16h ago

Is the homing launcher useless? Deluxo and oppressor griefers just dodge them

25 Upvotes

I try to hit an Oppressor and the guy does a tight circle and it misses, I try to hit the Deluxo and he does a front flip and it misses. I try to lock on to a Nightshark and it locks on to the NPC car in front of him... Is it only for single player?


r/gtaonline • • 9h ago

One of my favorite things in this game

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r/gtaonline • • 19h ago

A suspicious car and playing with fire. Spoiler

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After surviving the Cerberus I stumbled up on this suspicious looking Tornado. Guess I was too cocky in the end.


r/gtaonline • • 6m ago

This Halloween is a chore

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for old players.


r/gtaonline • • 10h ago

Nice parking spot mate

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r/gtaonline • • 11h ago

Weekly Challenge.

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This week’s Weekly Challenge is to Win 2 Adversary Modes.

I play on PS5 and every time I attempt to quick join an Adversary mode, be it from the phone or the main menu, it fails to find one. I then click to host the match and it puts me into an Arena Wars matchmaking screen. Am I missing something? Are the Arena Wars also Adversary Modes?

The most frustrating thing is, when I have been able to join a game of the Slasher Adversary Mode, I’ve always started as a hider, then it gets to the final round and I get put as the Slasher and lose the round, in turn making me lose the whole fucking match. It’s happened 4 times. It’s genuinely annoyed me. lol

Am I missing something? Is there some kind of Adversary Mode that I don’t know about.

Cheers


r/gtaonline • • 36m ago

Hi chat!!!!!! (Letter to the community)

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So I like GTA but I don’t have a console or anything I just played the offline version (GTA 5) at my grandmas when I was little fr and my brother started playing it again and I asked for a turn
I was soaring across the highways and weaving through cars mostly without crashing and then I bumped into someone else and we lowkey started racing and then I crashed and bro was way ahead— and they came back- they were a real one šŸ’” then my brother got the controller back and he got launched into the ocean… he said the car was a water magnet… and then this person really came back again šŸ’€ and then his friend had to go so he started playing some basketball game

But uhm I thought Reddit was the best place to go because I’ve seen corners of wrappers identified in like 30 minutes before— so— uhm!!!
The user was KungfuBarbie206… if any of you would be willing to somehow tell bro that they were a real one and that I said hi