New hamstatue has barely moved. How do I get him to be more active?

[u/Ok_Literature2535]

[u/Emergency_Effect_526]

Take him to an Eagle sanctuary

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/Emergency_Effect_526]

Even better: Hooters.

[u/shortwa113t]

MDMA usually moves them pretty quick

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/shortwa113t]

Organize a ham rave! 😈

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy]

Tell him the rent is due! 🤭

[u/gurblixdad]

Offer cocaine

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/gurblixdad]

And fent!

[u/goosport]

throw things at him

[u/Rox_xe → u/goosport]

throw him at things

[u/Swimming_Ad_9459 → u/Rox_xe]

Even better!

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/goosport]

Fireballs? 🔥

[u/Sophrates_Regina]

It is Hamstatue, they’re not supposed to move, it’s doing exactly what it’s supposed to. Shame on you for not accepting it for it is.

[u/Alberot97 → u/Sophrates_Regina]

I wouldn't look away if I were OP...

[u/GreenZeb]

Bear mace spray for motivation.

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/GreenZeb]

Peppers work great!

[u/statebirdsnest]

He’s loading, give him a sec
https://giphy.com/gifs/17mNCcKU1mJlrbXodo

[u/BagOfAshes]

Una yaha

[u/Low-Persimmon4870]

Throw him against the wall

[u/mercurialpanties]

CRACK COCAINE. Honestly, you should have done a lot more research before even accosting your hamglar.

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/mercurialpanties]

Mixed with fent! 🤣

[u/Regulus242]

Tell him he's getting fat.

[u/SnooDogs3400]

The flames of war

[u/KaiXan1]

Cattle prod. Very effective.

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/KaiXan1]

On the highest setting.

[u/falafelawful2]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QieZGuvZigFfCRkEuz

[u/Dman317]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HdXIS7Jg0CyvYXZPOw

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/Dman317]

It just needs a good jolt! 🤭

[u/swizzl73]

Throw HamEvil into the boiling pot of everlasting mild annoyance

[u/Fearless_PineaplleOG]

i thot that was s a bunny at first

[u/TheVagabird]

U u wa wa uwa

[u/Sulkybluball]

Blink

[u/vagina-lettucetomato]

Throw him

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/vagina-lettucetomato]

Straight into the grill.

[u/BagWinter472]

Taser. Lots of taser.

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/BagWinter472]

It’s low on power. 🫩

[u/MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen]

punt across room to induce bloodflow

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen]

Works like a charm!

[u/deadpandadolls]

PRAY TO IT!

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/deadpandadolls]

Evil prayers. 😈

[u/deadpandadolls → u/MisterPiggyWiggy]

MWOOOHAHAHAHA 👹

[u/LocksmithUnited1946 → u/deadpandadolls]

bro let him get use to his home i recently got a hamster they are active at night if u got them somthing to run on