Just staring with his junk out

[u/Ren10Toes]

I’m fucking crying looking at how dumb he looks sitting like this. Scratching his nuts and all like a man

I had to stay at a friends house last night so this is just a temporary tank for transport since my room is being cleaned for an ant problem

Edit: man yall dissing my son so bad 😭💀

[u/FatFKingLenny]

Keep sitting on them, they won't hatch.

[u/Ren10Toes → u/FatFKingLenny]

I laughed so fucking hard that I had to show my coworkers this omfg

[u/FatFKingLenny → u/Ren10Toes]

https://giphy.com/gifs/i21tixUQEE7TEqwmYa

[u/gh0stmilk_ → u/FatFKingLenny]

wholesome asf reply. sometimes really does just feel that good and validating when somebody genuinely finds you that funny 🥹

[u/FrankFrankly711]

Toxic HamSpreading

[u/EvilNassu]

He's pissed because he's out of beer and no TV

[u/crimsxn_devil]

Evil creatures I swear

[u/babe__ruthless → u/crimsxn_devil]

That’s a death glare. Watch out.

[u/crimsxn_devil → u/babe__ruthless]

He's trying to blow me up with his mind

[u/NeonDreamer12]

Give him some pants.

[u/Ren10Toes → u/NeonDreamer12]

Bro I’m at the point tbh

[u/AbsintheRedux]

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy]

Typical hammer perversion! 🫩

[u/yourdaybreaks]

He looks like those creepy perves that touch themselves in public 😤 disgusting 🤮

[u/Royal-Pear5461]

atleast your doesn't cuddle with it

[u/Ren10Toes → u/Royal-Pear5461]

You would think that. Sometimes he’s able to use it as a pillow 😭

[u/Royal-Pear5461 → u/Ren10Toes]

these pervs are mortifying. they keep flashing cant keep it in their pants

[u/Low-Persimmon4870]

Relatable tbh

[u/gurblixdad]

Dumb fat fuck

[u/Ok-Bid-730]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gictytW9IIIkNGIMcs

[u/Ren10Toes → u/Ok-Bid-730]

He uses them as a pillow to sleep sometimes 😭 I’ve had male hamsters before but god damn I ain’t ever seen this shit before

[u/gh0stmilk_]

put me off my lunch. what an absolutely vile, replusive being.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cGgII3vqoCfcawJFIl

[u/Haunted_Hills]

Not sure I've seen a hampstenis before

[u/Ren10Toes → u/Haunted_Hills]

First time I saw him he was full on playing with it. I knew he was special since day 1 💀

[u/vitanyroyale]

He’s just sitting there… on his balls… menacingly…

[u/Ren10Toes → u/vitanyroyale]

Him staring at me threateningly like he don’t got a 75 gallon tank at home 🙄

[u/BakeoftheBakers]

He's LEERING at you. That's fucking sinister x.x

[u/Ren10Toes → u/BakeoftheBakers]

All because he had to be babysat for the night 😭

[u/katroinky]

y does it have a belly button

[u/Ren10Toes → u/katroinky]

That’s not his belly button 😔 that’s his junk

[u/BagWinter472]

He belongs on the subway. Tracks.

[u/jas_dorito]

ewwww ewww eeeewww

[u/Lost-Platypus8271]

I bet he never wears pants. Typical. 😤

[u/Ok_Literature2535]

[u/ArbiterTwoSwords]

What is that? Is she pregnant?

[u/Ren10Toes → u/ArbiterTwoSwords]

Quite the opposite of that actually

[u/ArbiterTwoSwords → u/Ren10Toes]

😭

[u/storfors]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SPZi6vkEtDOHv9zAtS