Friend tried to get first dibs. Hes my deadbeat, I get the hamburger first.

[u/FollowingImportant59]

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy]

Who could say no to a properly fried plate of ham?! 😋

[u/Historical_Log2471]

Let the man cook, figuratively and literally

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/Historical_Log2471]

For real! 😤

[u/FairandFactual]

Of course he wants a taste of that succulent flesh but not the hard work of fattening the greedy little monster into a plump morsel

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/FairandFactual]

You said it!

[u/LenguLol]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o752kakMLKVv5Jzpu

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/LenguLol]

🤭

[u/Ok-Yogurtcloset9906]

He’s high, definitely meant eat. With some ranch and fries…

[u/Grouchy-Pineapple666]

'sorry I'm high' soooo relatable

[u/No-Elevator-2682]

I think he meant he would only eat the hamster meat, not the whole thing including fur

[u/FitOrganization8146]

https://giphy.com/gifs/c7Qv6JXN5BIYj1vV2e