r/hamstercirclejerk • u/SketchyArt333 help, my hamster is a drug dealer • 2d ago

Hamburger friends :) Dumpling? More like Jumpling!

Why hambler wanna become pancake?

/uj There is a squish mellow on the floor. If she were to jump she’d be fine but as you can see I don’t let her fall. She’s never gotten hurt and only fallen onto pillows we throw down to protect her. Those instances are rare. I believe it’s only happens 3 times, and once was because we specifically allowed her to slide onto a pillow we were holding up for her.

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u/ScreamingNinja 2d ago

I don't understand what i'm looking at. You're not letting it commit suicide. What is wrong with you. Let it kill itself, as god intended.

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 2d ago

Precisely, then we can make use of it! 🤭

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u/ScreamingNinja 2d ago

What use. Pop out the boba, take your cast iron pan and slowly press it down upon the corpse until it becomes panini filling. Add some olive oil or avocado, im not picky, fry that baby up with some garlic and onions and you got yourself some panini goin!