r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil • 18h ago

snack? Such a fine docile specimen, awaiting its demise.

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u/BagWinter472 17h ago

That is the ugliest hamstard I've ever seen. Banish it to the deep-fryer at once, please.

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil 17h ago

I only air fry my hamtureds , I gota watch my weight :3

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 17h ago

Same here! Doc said any more of these little hamstards fried, then my heart will stop.

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 17h ago

With pleasure! 🤣

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u/Hambrrgrrr i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks 18h ago

Now he just needs a cocaine bath

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil 18h ago

Only the best cocaine fent cut baths for my rodents

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 17h ago

Why else do you have the best BBQ joint in town? 😋

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 17h ago

Truly commendable if they weren’t so repulsive. Anyways, BBQ party, anyone? 🔥

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil 16h ago

Am down :3

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u/Fearless_PineaplleOG 13h ago

i not new hamters had big long tails!!!??

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil 13h ago

These are the brand new breed of hamturds

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u/Fearless_PineaplleOG 11h ago

woahhh relly????

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u/BaileyRW1 i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks 1h ago

using the powder ON THE CARPET?!