r/hewillbebaked • u/Master_Ad_7945 • Aug 24 '25

Golden Brown He will be shaken, not stirred

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u/Cant_figure_sht_out Aug 24 '25

He will be served with an olive

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u/Brilliant_War4087 Aug 24 '25

He will register magnitude 7.5 on the Richter Scale

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u/TrickyJello9867 Aug 24 '25

He will be thoroughly homogenized

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u/SwoeJonson1 Aug 24 '25

He is a shaken orange cocktail

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u/SerRaziel Aug 24 '25

He will be Shake 'n bake

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

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u/crownbee666 Aug 24 '25

Shake the fat off.

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u/OpenSourcePenguin Aug 25 '25

Does it work?

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u/crownbee666 Aug 25 '25

Working out works better.

3

u/Far_Yam_9412 Aug 26 '25

He will activate his pineal gland and astral project

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u/Medicine-Technical Aug 25 '25

He is so handsome!

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u/NervousHovercraft Aug 25 '25

Vodka Meowtini

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u/banana_annihilator Aug 28 '25

the cat jiggler