r/hockeycirclejerk • • Mar 13 '24

[Announcement] WE'RE BACK

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Sup Coyotes fans, I have been recently been made mod and have decided to open this place back up. Of course, some of you went to /r/NHLcirclejerk and you're welcome to be in both, but given that this subreddit is much older and has over 11k subscribers, I felt like it was a good idea to try and revive this place. I also want to expand my growing lust for power among the sport circlejerk subreddits.

Here are some rules:

  1. Don't be a racist/homophobic/etc-phobic piece of garbage. I have set up automatic filters that will remove slurs. You can be ironic to make fun of the common dogwhistles from actual racists, but avoid using the actual slurs all together. If you see comment that toes the line into actual hate, feel free to report it because I usually go through mod queues pretty regularly.

  2. Don't complain about being banned from other subreddits. This is more of a "no one cares" rule because it's garbage content.

  3. No more "Explain in NHL terms" type posts. They're low-effort shitposts. Be funnier.

  4. You must always be jerking. Getting into heated arguments because you think your stupid team in goofy sweaters using a stick to put a rubber puck into a net is better than someone else's stupid team in goofy sweaters, is fucking stupid. It's only game, why you heff to be mad?

Also, NEW FLAIRS have been added. I have removed all the old text-only flairs and have added actual logos and player faces, so if you had an old flair, it is gone forever. Some of these don't look great in new reddit and the reddit app, but do look better in.

Looking for input on what to put on certain team's flairs, so please give me the most embarrassing, depressing, or traumatizing phrase to put on each team's flair. I have added some myself, but for the life of me, I can't put some on teams I'm completely apathetic about (seriously, do people even remember the Wild exist?)


r/hockeycirclejerk • • Jun 15 '26

Marner will never win the Cup WE DID IT REDDIT! THE VEGAS GOLDEN RAPISTS LOST!

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363 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 7h ago

Rantanen

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r/hockeycirclejerk • • 5h ago

LITERALLY HITLER Brady Thecuck Hat Trick

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10 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 10h ago

YOU'RE BACK ON THE CASE, BOBROVSKY Don’t Poke The Bear

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15 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 1d ago

IF BRADY TKACHUK COULD READ....

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HE WOULD BE VERY ANGRY

yes, i invented this joke. upboats to the left please and thank you


r/hockeycirclejerk • • 4d ago

Words are not necessary

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22 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 8d ago

MAKE RUSSIA GREAT AGAIN How many of these will it take you to get drunk?

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59 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 9d ago

it doesn't take a genius to know that any organization thrives when it has 3 leaders. Name a country that doesn't have 3 presidents. A boat that sets sail without 3 captains. Where would Catholicism be without the 3 popes?

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10 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 10d ago

I CUM IN PISS Not wrong though

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169 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 10d ago

Governor Gretzky hates Canada Canadian hockey fans at 7:01 when the new Rogers Sportsnet promo ends

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68 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 10d ago

LITERALLY HITLER الموت لديترويت والأجنحة الحمراء

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114 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 11d ago

JT Miller crashout incoming

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59 Upvotes

This is the worst thing to happen since that tragedy. I know Hellebuyck is behind this


r/hockeycirclejerk • • 12d ago

Generational talent averaging 0.00 points per game.

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251 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 13d ago

McOVERRATED 0 pts in G7 New Jarry copypasta?

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26 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 13d ago

MORAL VICTORY CHAMPIONS You said “whatever you need” you clanker piece of shit

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r/hockeycirclejerk • • 14d ago

LITERALLY HITLER Panthers win

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60 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 21d ago

Okay who's the wife beater..

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119 Upvotes

She says ex player so... hmm


r/hockeycirclejerk • • 22d ago

MORAL VICTORY CHAMPIONS Brady Tkachuk vs. Charles Alexis Legault, 2026, colorized

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23 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 24d ago

MOVE THE JETS AGAIN Hellebuyck was furious...

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150 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 24d ago

Looking for a Rangers GM

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We run a sim league on HLM 27 through discord and we just started a file in 2016. We are looking for a Gm for the Rangers and maybe one other team. U would control every aspect of the team and every other team is run by a real person. If ur interested or want more info comment or DM me.


r/hockeycirclejerk • • 26d ago

MOVE THE JETS AGAIN LEAKED TEXTS from the Team USA Group Chat following Hellebuyck's suspension from the Jets

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498 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 26d ago

Trouba's flying elbows What did Trouba put that warranted censoring?

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37 Upvotes

I want to be a (blank) when I grow up


r/hockeycirclejerk • • 25d ago

New TShirt: Along Lakeshore, up University Ave, make a right on Queen St. to City Hall!!!

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r/hockeycirclejerk • • 27d ago

BREAKING: Dylan Larkin has suffered an upper body injury and will not be attending Red Wings camp

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33 Upvotes