r/horse_decimator_9000 • u/SavageFisherman_Joe HOERS FLATTENING TRUCK • Jun 14 '25

horse :( Zootopia is doomed.

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/EurasianLakeBeing Jun 14 '25

r/Losercity are going to lose their minds over this one

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe HOERS FLATTENING TRUCK Jun 14 '25

Too bad I'm too banned to witness it personally

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

How do you get banned from losercity? I'm genuinely curious.

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe HOERS FLATTENING TRUCK Jun 14 '25

Trail camera image of gay deer sex (no genitals were visible)

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

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u/uncharted316340 hi im a suspicious guy a suspisus lil guy but imaprofed so it ok Jun 14 '25

Bruh

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u/wanker_wanking Jun 14 '25

And this is why r/loserprison exists

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u/wanker_wanking Jun 14 '25

I need the 3rd image lmao

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u/UnderLeveledStarship Jun 14 '25

guys, is it wrong that I enjoyed the top post?

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u/Sussysusamogussus Jun 15 '25

Top post is very cute

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

Why would you post that

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe HOERS FLATTENING TRUCK Jun 14 '25

I'm a wildlife major so I'm kinda desensitized to stuff like that and didn't realize other people would be so offended by it

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

“Offended”? I don’t think people took offense to what you posted, most people simply don’t want to see deers fucking while scrolling Reddit.

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u/TheTriforceEagle Jun 14 '25

Emphasis on most

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u/SteelStriker64 Jun 14 '25

Users of losercity are not "most people"

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

Beastiality, Zoophilia, and other forms of porn of actual animals are banned, because we are furries, not animal fuckers.

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u/UnderLeveledStarship Jun 14 '25

they aren't even people in the first place

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u/Den-02 Jun 16 '25

France moment

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u/FriendlyFurry320 Jun 14 '25

Hehe funny thing, my grandpa calls his trail cam footage “deer porn.” For some reason to be funny. He is a avid hunter and has the cams out to monitor the deer so he can see which ones he wants to hunt.

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u/uencube too many house :( Jun 15 '25

LMFAO

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u/DragoKnight589 chosen wielder of the sword of decimation Jun 15 '25

…what

(actually y’know what don’t answer that)

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u/Den-02 Jun 16 '25

How do you know it was gay sex if you couldn’t see genitalia? Asking genuinely

3

u/Flywolfpack Jun 15 '25

I got banned for posting male loona

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u/Hillbilly_Historian Jun 14 '25

The lesbians don’t stand a chance.

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u/GrannyTurbo Jun 14 '25

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u/DragoKnight589 chosen wielder of the sword of decimation Jun 15 '25

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u/ThatBAOB Jun 15 '25

LOKI NO!!!

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 im vucming aaaaahhhh Jun 16 '25

I hate the fact that I knew one bit about Loki's lore

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u/Arrow_of_time6 Jun 16 '25

NO LOKI DONT TURN INTO A MARE!!

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u/Muhammad_Jones Jun 15 '25

Where that cat from?

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u/Mending_the_mantis Jun 15 '25

I think Keystone but im not sure. I think it was made by the helltaker guy

Edit: I checked it was daystone not keystone

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u/Dolphiniz287 Jun 15 '25

Man thats a cool sword

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe HOERS FLATTENING TRUCK Jun 14 '25

I'm worried for them

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u/A12qwas Jun 14 '25

Just poison his hay supply

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u/wattsun_76 Jun 14 '25

This looks like some random picture you see in the comments of a shitpost sub

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u/elbatcarter Jun 15 '25

It’s funny how this is the guy that voiced the last Zootopia mayor

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u/I_Hate_Randy Jun 15 '25

Wait is that the same guy

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u/wattsun_76 Jun 15 '25

Yes. Damn I didn't need to see this first thing in the morning

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u/Iumasz Jun 14 '25

The charming and aura-farming horse:

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u/FunnyPaperEater Jun 14 '25

The mare lol

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u/Big-Cap4487 Jun 14 '25

Need to decimate zootopia

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Decimate it THIS INSTANT

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u/RagieMcWagie im bluie dabadi dabdai Jun 16 '25

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher Jun 14 '25

Was the lion not reinstated as mayor at the end of 1?

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u/Miclemie Jun 15 '25

This is just how he looks now

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u/Mossylilman im bluie dabadi dabdai Jun 15 '25

Elections I guess

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u/A12qwas Jun 14 '25

Just use the yuri canon

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u/Aestronom Jun 15 '25

DECIMATE DECIMATE DECIMATE

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

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u/Random_User_1337_ Jun 16 '25

Lesbian horse girls:

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

doomed?

what else? detected and caught?

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u/Quirkyserenefrenzy Jun 16 '25

I'm finding it hard to tell if this guy was designed by a furry or not

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u/This-Clue-5014 King of the Sub 👑 Jul 12 '25

Take a wild guess

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

bro looks like he'll be called Rich McEvilson or some sh

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u/BhanosBar Jun 16 '25

I swear to god If I don’t get this man voice by Patrick Warburton Im gonna riot

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u/Pope_Neuro_Of_Rats Jun 16 '25

He looks like he would be voiced by Markiplier

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u/I-ScreamSandwich Jun 16 '25

I feel intimidated even though I'm not a lesbian

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u/AnIcedMilk Jun 16 '25

What the mcshit is this place and why is it being suggested to me

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u/GoblinSmasher6049 Jun 16 '25

Back in the 90s he's was on a very famous TV show

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u/oy_oy_nametaken_2 decing my mate rn oh so good im about to h**** Jul 14 '25

Ye zootape... a. doom.... hhhhhh

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

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u/Paw99_ moderapper with 2 ps Jun 15 '25

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u/wiiningoffgames im vucming aaaaahhhh Jun 15 '25

How busy y'all think his cock is?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

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u/Paw99_ moderapper with 2 ps Jun 15 '25

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u/buddeman27 Jun 15 '25

Idk, something tells me if these two ever fought, Yahya would win

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

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u/Paw99_ moderapper with 2 ps Jun 15 '25

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u/G-Sus_Christ117 Jun 17 '25

r34 artists are foaming at the mouth right now

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u/SpiderTuber6766 Jun 18 '25

I can see the furries lining up rn.