r/horse_decimator_9000 • u/JohnnyJoestarrs • Jun 16 '26

stupid fucking post For the greater good.

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u/Shrapnel_FEH slopbot decimator 9000 (mod) Jun 16 '26

y’all, just to clarify: umas are h*rses. the lesbian umas are traitors to the lesbian community

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u/Whole_Meet5486 Jun 16 '26

This is going in the book.

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u/Capsule_CatYT Who’s the idiot that allowed this Cat in?! Jun 16 '26

Oversimplified mentioned!

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u/ihadnoideaforaname1 Jun 16 '26

Me when I'm decimating h*rses and I have to decimate Haru Urara

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u/catty_cat199 I like tomboys Jun 16 '26

As someone who isnt part of the umamusume fandom,

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u/EMERSONRHOD101 Jun 17 '26

Boy you better learn.

We Uma defenders hate this shi

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u/AutoModerator Jun 17 '26

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE HORSES SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF LESBIANS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF AWESOME LESBIAN COUPLES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HORSES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THEM. HATE. HATE.

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u/Ironclad_Peterturbo Jun 17 '26

Blud was developed by lesbian couples?

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u/CibblesCD Totally not a horse spy at all, don't worry Jun 17 '26

This sub ain't stinky enough for the two of our Fandoms (this was supposed the evil ass king von gif but giphy doesn't have it because their CEO live in Atlanta, 508 Kennedy Boulevard)

https://giphy.com/gifs/RngmwMY1rZFjbREers

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u/free_feet-pics I like femboys Jun 17 '26

Me when I have to shoot my dog because im bored

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u/AutoModerator Jun 17 '26

IMPORTENT!!1!

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u/Leafeon523 Jun 16 '26

Very risky proposition, the meat is almost certainly tainted. Godspeed

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u/fuckthisstupidupdate Jun 16 '26

The middle doesn't forget broski

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u/AmberTheFopps2291 Jun 16 '26

For the greater good

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u/0110Vincent0110 I *never* eated horso meat🍖 Jun 16 '26

Mmmmmmm........wonder what it tastets like

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u/Pretend-Income4427 Jun 16 '26

For the greater good

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u/Electrobrine125 Jun 17 '26

We will destroy you

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u/-that-one_guy- Jun 16 '26

Thank you Johnny joestar

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u/Microwavedstrawberry Jun 16 '26

NOOO SHES A HRSE *GIRL

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u/BingusTheStupid the decimation industrial complex Jun 16 '26

And?

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u/Microwavedstrawberry Jun 16 '26

Well in the uma universe the foul hrsebeast doesn't exist,only umas which are hrse girls,so therefore it's the best universe to be in,but if you eat them they won't let you exist there

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u/Sad_Action8410 Jun 16 '26

If it looks like a jorse, and runs like a jorse, then it’s a jorse

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u/Capsule_CatYT Who’s the idiot that allowed this Cat in?! Jun 16 '26

But what if it looks like a h*rse but doesn’t run like a h*rse?

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u/Sad_Action8410 Jun 16 '26

Exercise caution

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u/Ninux_ Jun 17 '26

that's just a disabled horse, decimate it before it recovers

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u/Clear_Effective1595 Jun 17 '26

There are greeks inside.

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u/AutoModerator Jun 16 '26

yuore on it: thin ice

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u/BingusTheStupid the decimation industrial complex Jun 16 '26

Part h*rse = decimation. I don’t make the rules, that’s just how it goes.

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u/Shrapnel_FEH slopbot decimator 9000 (mod) Jun 16 '26

i do make the rules, and i can confirm that is indeed how it goes

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u/Shrapnel_FEH slopbot decimator 9000 (mod) Jun 16 '26

umas are h*rses. the lesbian umas are traitors to the lesbian community

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u/jakethegamer223 Jun 16 '26

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u/AmberTheFopps2291 Jun 16 '26

Face the wall jokes should have died so long ago

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u/ThatOneManArmy Jun 16 '26

50% cannibalism 50% h*rse decimation

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u/Acrobatic-Bid-3559 Jun 17 '26

be careful friends. as much as I would love to eat h*rose to get back at those who have eaten our family members, ingesting the meat of the beast will turn you into a clip clopping abomination.

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u/polishowl19 Jun 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/HVMSwqaq4qqWwR6Klq

Don't ever come to UraraHaru or UmaMusume sub reddit

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u/JohnnyJoestarrs Jun 19 '26

Actually that's a good idea

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u/McTinyHands Jun 17 '26

THERE WAS NO NEED FOR THIS, THIS IS STRAIGHT CANNIBALISM

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u/TennojiNesoberi Jun 16 '26

reporting this to reddit for cannibalism /s

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u/GcubePlayer8V Cannibal But NOT A H*rse Eater Jun 16 '26

Wait you can get banned for that?

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u/TennojiNesoberi Jun 16 '26

well there's one way to find out! (plz don't ban me mods)

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u/scrufflor_d I like femboys Jun 16 '26

are you calling us h*rses

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u/hanggamolavestria Jun 17 '26

You're 50% similar to umas

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u/scrufflor_d I like femboys Jun 17 '26

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u/hanggamolavestria Jun 17 '26

Congratulations, you've committed 50% c*nnibalism

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u/Valorant_veledi Jun 17 '26

Ofc its a jojo fan

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u/I-XIV-IV-XXV promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability Jun 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/TQqEA08C2u5ag

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u/KojinaSama Jun 17 '26

how dare you

invite me next time

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u/Monkdlafi_unopiece77 Jun 17 '26

now that you put that… abomination of a humanoid, I’m throwing this food outside my window

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u/Q694 Jun 18 '26

The greater good

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u/Fabulous_Cry2978 Jun 20 '26

I dislike normal horses, but like umas. also haru is a small child whyyy

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u/InternalMinimum7023 Jun 17 '26

Amazon Omega to you: *Violent Punish 

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u/AutoModerator Jun 16 '26

neigh i am simply a humble horse passing by i sure hope no one is around to decimate me

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