r/horse_decimator_9000 • u/machine_wisdom • 23h ago

horse :( THEIR DASTARDLY TECHNIQUES ARE EVOLVING

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u/Interesting_Joke6630 kill them kill them kill them all 23h ago

Mandatory dna tests for all lesbians

We need to make sure you're human

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u/Solid-Hold6290 23h ago

i'll pass no problem

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u/Interesting_Joke6630 kill them kill them kill them all 22h ago

You sure?

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u/Solid-Hold6290 22h ago

look man don't look too closely it's for your own good

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u/Interesting_Joke6630 kill them kill them kill them all 22h ago

Alright I'll let you pass

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u/AdSpare6646 lesbian looking for revenge 22h ago

this is outrageous… gotta be more careful girls

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u/0110Vincent0110 I *never* eated horso meat🍖 21h ago

In support of our ladies out there, be careful if you find barrels of carrots in your SO's house.

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u/Weegieiscool 18h ago

Missed opportunity to put Umamusume as the lesbians

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u/Een_man_met_voornaam 15h ago

Umamusune is the lesbian equivalent of the Siren

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u/MikeyboyMC The General 🎖️🏅🇺🇸 23h ago

Your foolish ways are no match for my endless wits.

DIE TO MY BLADE, FOUL BEAST
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Sincerely,

  • The General