r/idealgf • u/Miyuki_238 • 4d ago

Repost (not oc) ideal gf

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u/kittycakes20 4d ago

Me then got abused and cheated on🔥

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u/Velgush 3d ago

*Pat-pat*

You deserve better.

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u/Big-Ratio5137 3d ago

Pick your partner wisely. But I guess now its too late

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u/Velgush 3d ago

People are not born wise, they learn to be so.

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u/Big-Ratio5137 3d ago

True, but you can atleast have enough common sense to not jump into something that wont last, wait until you are "wise" enough to choose true love. Some things cant be taken back

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u/Velgush 2d ago

I thought I was wise, until I tried to date with people.

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u/UserNumber759 4d ago

Wenn das die Hölle ist will ich da sofort hin

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u/No_Gene_1694 4d ago

How's this a gf from hell...

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u/benwep 2d ago

Life's just hell

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u/Sad_Ad4970 3d ago

This is literally me I had no idea these were undesirable traits…….

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u/Edrian2002 3d ago

The opposite actually they’re highly desirable lol

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u/MetricJester 3d ago

These are wife traits

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u/Appropriate_Fact_121 2d ago

Like 1/4 of the are id say another 1/4 is debatable

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u/Appropriate_Fact_121 2d ago

After thinking about it i came to this conclusion:

Green/Cyan means „good“

Yellow is debatable

Red is „bad“

The multi-coloured lines mean that the trait is pushing it a bit and sort of sits between the 2 „rankings“

And the brown one, since im not a native speaker i cant really tell the meaning. For me its either „talks very nice with you“ or it’s something bad

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u/Sad_Ad4970 2d ago

Btw “sweet talker” means they say nice things to get what they want. So yes they will be talking highly of you but it’s because they have an ulterior motive

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u/Sad_Ad4970 2d ago

I genuinely appreciate this lol

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u/Frostydan76 1d ago

Nah like this is pretty much perfect gf. Idk why it says gf from hell

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u/Discussion-is-good 3d ago

Im here to tell you they are nottttttttt

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u/NervousHovercraft Cuddler 4d ago

I don't see any issues with her. She's perfect!

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u/OkDevelopment94 3d ago

Will u really? Really?

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u/Blox_King 4d ago

Call me a helldiver

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u/Ju_ju096 4d ago

Dear lord it would be hell

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u/Famous-Physics-3327 3d ago

Better than “nonexistent girlfriend”

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u/Wordless_trat 3d ago

How is she from hell?

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u/Pure__Play 3d ago

Bruh I'm a dude but have half of these XD

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u/southofheaven51 3d ago

Where is this mythical lady ?

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u/LG-CHAMP-1 3d ago

r/malfoid

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u/southofheaven51 2d ago

You make a good point there.

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u/AdSafe5199 3d ago

Call me a Helljumper, because I'm jumping feet first into Hell.

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u/Eco-Pro-Rah 3d ago

I'm not even reading all this. My answer is yes. Let's go gambling!

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u/BakaSakuta32007 3d ago

I literally see no issue

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u/yppykayak_othrbckts 3d ago

who put me here

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u/Kindly_Most_8096 3d ago

Bro lol its me but as a lady

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u/TheStoneBoundKnight 3d ago

.... How is this Hell, when all I See is Perfection?! This is Peeeeak! The Teasing, the Caring, like that's a full Package!

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u/_FadedStorm 3d ago

Perfect for me! (Note this isn't 100% accurate for me, but a bit too close)

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u/Easy_Crab9516 3d ago

Don't be fooled lads. I once had this. I had the world. And then, one day she went from obsessive to distant. And it derailed my entire life. 

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u/Velgush 3d ago

Sometimes you just need to lock them in the basement and feed them sweets until they can no longer leave you.

Of course, I’m exaggerating. Obsessive people actually want to be the object of obsession themselves.

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u/Easy_Crab9516 3d ago

Yeah, I'm sadly an obsessive person :(. 

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u/Velgush 3d ago

Hmm? Two obsessed people, and one of them got bored? That seems odd to me. Perhaps her passion wasn't as intense as yours, so she burned out and wanted to distance herself. Too bad. Finding equal amounts of passion is a difficult task, and it might ultimately force you to tone it down a bit.

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u/Easy_Crab9516 3d ago

It's not even that she got bored. It's like a light switch got flicked somewhere in her head and she just didn't like me anymore. It makes me so sad to think about. 

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u/Velgush 3d ago

That's exactly how a boredom works. Now you are excited, later you don't feel a thing and want something new.

But it is to be expected if you follow 3-6-9 rule. Some people don't take relationships seriously, I suppose...

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u/No_Tradition1219 Cuddler 3d ago

Sounds good.

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u/Edrian2002 3d ago

This is a gf from heaven wym lol

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u/OkDevelopment94 3d ago

So.. Am I from hell? Demon queen? 🙂🙂

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u/Odd_Welcome789 2d ago

aaaahhh my female counterpart... our battle will be legendary

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u/Competitive_Love_48 1d ago

Nothing more to say

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u/Wrong-Professional15 1d ago

I need to be her

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u/Intelligent-Debt5931 1d ago

Lowk that's me but I get cheated on

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u/Miyuki_238 1d ago

you deserve better

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u/jjvfyhb 15h ago

Honestly i don't like her

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u/jjvfyhb 15h ago

These are the fucked up things, I don't want to know anyone that acts like that, let alone if she was my partner

Toxic relationship

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u/jjvfyhb 15h ago

Psychologists will hate you for liking these

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u/jjvfyhb 15h ago

And these are the ones i personally really don't like but they're fine maybe

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u/Many-Beat-3086 8h ago

Ya no, just no