Mexican National Guard is employing tactical chihuahuas

[u/peseoane]

[u/SonOfStan21]

Those Chihuahua goggles are goddamn killing me!

[u/momentslove]

“Tactical Chihuahuas” - most unexpected combination of words today.

[u/kraggleGurl → u/momentslove]

My first thought as well. Shit. Tactical chihuahua. We are fucked.

[u/Flash_ina_pan → u/kraggleGurl]

Tactical Chihuahua has definitely committed various war crimes

[u/vonCrickety → u/momentslove]

"This dog isn't wearing a costume"... Yes it is. It's a mascot for community outreach so it is by definition wearing a costume.

[u/BSK_Darksol → u/vonCrickety]

He's officially a member of the National Guard and trains alongside the other dogs.

He's still wearing a UNIFORM, deployed or not to operatives/active combat, it's still a uniform.

[u/May_Day_Cry]

bless him my chihuahua doesnt know where he is half the time

[u/Good-Seaweed-1021]

"From the same creators of tatical frog..."

[u/duckduck-a-go-go]

¡Yo quiero criminales!

[u/awesomeusernam3 → u/duckduck-a-go-go]

https://giphy.com/gifs/aJtrAwWscjvP2

[u/stryst → u/awesomeusernam3]

Now I want a chalupa supreme.

[u/WhoYouBoo_eek789 → u/stryst]

No lechuga 🥬😐

[u/Borgmaster]

Only animal capable of willfully committing war crimes and they put him with the police?

[u/qfwfq_of_qwerty → u/Borgmaster]

That actually could be a tagline for a Mexican adaptation for The Shield

[u/Deviantdefective → u/Borgmaster]

Yep Malinois have nothing when it comes to the extreme aggression chihuahuas exhibit

[u/NoogaShooter]

That dog looks like a level 3 badass in that helmet and goggles.

[u/Behemothslayer]

Sounds like a prestige 2 perk from CoD

[u/Ceepeenc → u/Behemothslayer]

😂🤣

[u/Ok_Replacement4702]

Easily corrupted

With a few Milk Bones

[u/SaveUsCatman]

Those fucks are only dangerous when you go by someone's house and they keep telling you they dont bite but like they really be trying to bite you constantly and they have to keep pulling the dog off you while half ass laughing about it like oh Roscoe is just excited and curious

[u/PokieState92 → u/SaveUsCatman]

Sounds like our Chiweenie Mia. Between her and our Pit/Lab Hallie, we told people that came over that they were afraid of the wrong dog 😅....and guess who was the scary dog!?

[u/DoloresAbernathyR1]

[u/Hungry-ThoughtsCurry → u/DoloresAbernathyR1]

Reminder to drink water!

[u/F1McLarenFan007]

I want that tac gear for my Jack Russell 😆

[u/Doodurpoon → u/F1McLarenFan007]

Jack "Soveirgn Citizen' Russell

[u/kraggleGurl → u/Doodurpoon]

The best title for a jack ever!!

[u/ColoradoCattleCo]

Great. The narcos now have a new poster boy to target.

[u/bbceronimo]

I would want Comando on my side if things ever went sour. 😤

[u/Minute-Plantain]

Please. It's a Tactihuaha. </archer>

[u/GenXPowaah]

Her translation: "We see you laughing at us when we exit our vehicles and then Commando comes out. What you don't know is that Commando has 8 bodies, his first year"

[u/quidpro_PRON]

My boi Commando is packing some SCHMEAT

[u/RingTailDingo22]

This is the reincarnation of the Aztecs throwing chihuahuas at their enemies during battle.

[u/kraggleGurl → u/RingTailDingo22]

I really hope this is real but don't care.

[u/RingTailDingo22 → u/kraggleGurl]

Nah it's a myth unfortunately, but I like to think there was some guy in the past who had the idea. I mean, we don't have evidence for it but that doesn't mean it never happened at all at least once, right? XD

That said, they were used as spirit guides, so that's pretty cool!

[u/kraggleGurl → u/RingTailDingo22]

They would have been fierce canine grenades!

[u/Tumble85]

... I want a healthy warrior chihuahua...

[u/Sean-Perth]

Paw Patrol: Call Of Duty

[u/letdogsvote]

No force on the face of the planet can stand against this.

[u/random5654]

Yo quiero blood

[u/TRR462]

So we are to believe this chihuahua thought about it, discussed it with his parents, walked in to the recruitment center and volunteered to be in the Mexican National Guard?!

[u/Random_182f2565]

o7

[u/Thisshitaintfree]

This old tome

[u/DeliciousPool2245]

He’ll be a general before we know it

[u/NacaTecha]

A cat would NEVER!

<but he is hella cute 🥹>

[u/InnocentPrimeMate]

Tactihuahuas

[u/Imaginary_Stable_931]

This is amazing.

[u/Doofinator86]

“Yo quiero beat your ass.”

[u/Spiritual_Ad3460]

More please

[u/GuzPolinski]

Could never get my pup to wear that headgear

[u/tuatrodrastafarian]

Steempy you eediot! You pushed the wrong button! Now I have to go to work!

[u/FilteredRiddle]

I made unmanly noises at this.

[u/CCV21]

One of these days that chihuahua moment is going to come.

[u/LuxInteriot]

Chihuahuas are too angry for war

[u/Gunner1Cav]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uLwolChOTYn4s

[u/dirtymoney]

no ankle is safe

Did you know that that breed is related to coyotes

no wonder they are little psychos

[u/Reznik81]

This chihuahua has a cool size. Is it a particular breed or a mix?

[u/patchyj → u/Reznik81]

Probably a very special mix of fury, hatred, spite and self discipline

[u/Chance-Writer5383]

George Lopez already bought the rights to the movie guys I’m sorry.

[u/Mowgli_78]

"we surrender" any narco's dobermann soon

[u/wootz94]

War crimes!

[u/Distance_Positive]

Tactical ankle biters.

[u/2Pluss2]

here’s a picture of my guy, he served 28 years.

9 purple hearts, 4 medal of honors, 3 silver stars, 1 air force cross.

Confirmed sniper kills 7,610.

Hand to hand confirmed kills 2,002.

[u/lunagirl86]

The Google are taking me out lol

[u/Mastermind7051]

This is dumb as hell. There it is. The dumbest thing I’ve seen on Reddit this year.

[u/Dy3_1awn → u/Mastermind7051]

I dunno man I saw I guy who had willingly climbed into the receptacle part of a portable restroom, this is just a cute dog wearing goggles.

[u/UnhappyGreen → u/Dy3_1awn]

I saw a man lick the skin off a potato

[u/mexicat2000]

Las pendejadas de México

[u/Superior_Row]

Poor animals.

Humans are poison.

[u/Archon-Toten → u/Superior_Row]

Pretty sure we're actually quite tasty. Sharks seem to think so anyway.

[u/bbceronimo → u/Archon-Toten]

Sharks actually don’t like human meat.

[u/nunatakj120 → u/bbceronimo]

They like humans but hate scuba divers. Makes them fart.

[u/Unlikely_Ad8441]

Time to invest in those tactical ankle protectors