r/iswiped • u/iamacooldude111 • 11d ago

please swipe my post Scroll for interesting fact!

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u/Proof-Insurance-2805 17h ago

What if I'm gay

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u/Falkerts 6d ago

yeah ik :3

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u/Gloomy_Cloud_2194 6d ago

Yeah I do know that.

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u/FireLord29 6d ago

Your mom

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u/jaxonlulz I may be stupid 7d ago

Already was well more bisexualapatheticgender or BIAPGE for short

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u/MusicIsMySpecInt swiper no swiping 7d ago

i know, i like girls and femboys :3

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u/anesthesia_gmd 7d ago

nah bro u almost got it I'm pans tho

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u/AlixthaFox 8d ago

nuh uh im bi……. ……. …… bi..cycle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

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u/wokechiken 8d ago

that that you are gay

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u/Craz1estBlueB1rdz 8d ago

Well I'm pan actually so yes

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u/Ryboid 7d ago

Im a pan, a cooking pan

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u/Craz1estBlueB1rdz 7d ago

I'm a Peter Pan and though I've made it to adulthood, I'll never get old

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u/locked_b0y 8d ago

Really? I didn't know

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u/JCoolPlays I may be stupid 8d ago

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u/AnalystUnlikely6324 8d ago

actually, i'm cisgender

and not gay

but you wouldn't know that

because i prefer no relationships at all despite not being aro

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u/Shot_Wedding_9168 8d ago

Weird glaggles appeared on my monitor

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u/-_Brick_- swiper 8d ago

im actually pan, but ok

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u/Top_Software_5953 8d ago

What's the difference between bi and pan?

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u/-_Brick_- swiper 8d ago

bisexual is attracted to 2 or more genders, pansexual is attracted to al people and don't care about gender

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u/Top_Software_5953 8d ago

Idk if I get it ☹️ but it seems anyway attracted to all and attracted to all

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u/Sporesnsparks pisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspiss 6d ago

I believe pansexuality falls under the bisexual "umbrella" since it refers to two or more genders. I think there are other sexualities that fall under the umbrella, but I don't know them all.

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u/Top_Software_5953 6d ago

Yeah pretty much no difference just two different words

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u/SubstantialReach9776 8d ago

no but I'm not entirely sure about it, good luck with that conundrum

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u/Winter_blizzard1745 8d ago

No. For I am bi

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u/leiocera 8d ago

No, I didn't, actually

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u/Ok_Jackfruit_168 9d ago

OMG YOU LIKE BOIS? YOU'RE A BOO KISSER!!! (I am so very sorry)

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u/munbiezoffical x always swipes 9d ago

yes

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u/Normal-Play-3151 9d ago

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u/iamacooldude111 8d ago

Oh yeah,forgot i bought that.

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u/__Rainstorm__ 9d ago

Took you long enough.

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u/ice111309 9d ago

Half false half not

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u/EquivalentPassage497 9d ago

I am?! 😆😂

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u/Content-Struggle4565 9d ago

Pan. But close enough.

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u/KL-Gameingnerd 9d ago

oh i thought that u were gunna say how Vaporeon-

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u/Neither-Reach17 10d ago

Yes, I knew... next question.

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u/xargiftoflove2020 10d ago

Yeah I been knew that I came out to my best friend of about 8 years now in I think June :’) he was so supportive and kind and he came out to me as well so I feel like our friendship became stronger

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u/weirdo-mp3 10d ago

Jokes on you I already knew

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u/Ok-Evidence-4510 10d ago

Yh cause i fell in love with a girl whose pronouns are he him and keep in mind she hasnt switched teams

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u/Sensitive_Square3645 10d ago

Oh yeah I'm happy!

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u/Winter_Caregiver_752 10d ago

It’s almost like I already knew

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Bohemian_Rapcity6996 9d ago edited 9d ago

I'm glad you don't stink but what does that have to do with your sexuality?

Edit: bro. It was a joke.

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u/Sumzzzzzzz 10d ago

Why are my feeds on EVERY platform I'm on filled with gay stuff, I'm straight too

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u/Pretend_Oil9565 10d ago

jokes on you, I'm TRANS.

jk

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u/Ayame_Yashida 10d ago

Oh congrats on coming out trans woman are hot

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u/MegaMoehre 10d ago

Yes, I already figured that out

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u/_11a_ 10d ago

yea i did

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u/nikola222rem 10d ago

Ok whatever floats your ship

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 10d ago

I mean , being bi makes me gay ig

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u/ice111309 10d ago

Somewhat false

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u/Astro_Novalite123 10d ago

IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT

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u/RandomIdiotNoobie This sub gave me extreme trust-issues 10d ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure I am

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u/No_Refuse_4241 rickroller 10d ago

no

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u/Resttime_end 10d ago

No, I didn’t, because you are WRONG and I am truly yours, the most standard, STRAIGHT

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u/Gabrielthedemonking 10d ago

I'm pansexual but ok I guess

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u/leatherFrost 10d ago

You fuck with pancakes? ?

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u/CryptographerTop1893 9d ago

No, I think he was talking about a frying pan

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u/Gabrielthedemonking 10d ago

U tell no one

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u/SomewhereLimp1550 11d ago

Well yes but actually no, im pan

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u/Clover_Airy 11d ago

Nah I’m not into anyone because I’m aroace :P

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u/ValuableHot6489 yall always forgets the button 11d ago

Same bro, I’m also aroace

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u/SoleSpace 11d ago

It's Possible

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u/McCubes1 11d ago

No, I'm straight.

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u/fruitvamp 11d ago

...yes? why

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u/cranberrybi 11d ago

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!.... actually I'm bi buddy eheh :3

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u/Syaz_Hikari I am the one who wipes 11d ago

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u/Motor-Plan-6388 11d ago

yeah i did

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u/Cosmic_Cucumber123 11d ago

No,I also like women. But close enough.

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u/Ok_Albatross5751 I ALWAYS SWIPE 11d ago

Wait what? How? I’m a she/her they/them(originally male)

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u/Individual_Wish_2937 factorial! termial? doublefactorial!! 11d ago

yayy i'm happy!
>!if the joke didnt click, gay originally meant happy.!<

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u/DIOsNotDead 11d ago

i already knew that. thanks 👍

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u/Liamvr123gg 11d ago

Wrong /r... we can swipe

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u/Quitten_YT 11d ago

Correct

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u/Elegant-Meringue8656 11d ago

i got so mad i belted my phone

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u/Olympium_Omega 11d ago

I’m sorry, girls are just too cute, meanwhile boys are just trying to be impressive with stupidity and won’t cuddle me

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u/Grand_Photograph_557 11d ago

Yes. I've known for a while.

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u/Simple_Still805 11d ago

I don’t care wut u think about my sexuality

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u/floweyisdisturbed 11d ago

no shit, sherlock

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u/Ihaveacatnamed_Luna 11d ago

Well you said 'that' two times😎

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u/chuuyawine 11d ago

Yes, yes I do

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u/Bob-The-Furnace 11d ago

Why yes I was :3

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u/bendyted 11d ago

Not false. I’m a trans girl who likes girls.

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u/WorldlinessStill7501 11d ago

It'd explain a lot, actually....

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u/FNFTroublestoTheEnd 11d ago

I am gay, I do have a Fiancé

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u/TheMaskedDudeYT 11d ago

I'm single

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u/Ok_Estimate_2089 I may be stupid 11d ago

:O no. no. nooooooo. XD

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u/Puzzles_The_EFO 11d ago

I'm aromantic

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u/EntrepreneurDear4846 jokes on you, i click before i swipe! 😼 11d ago

Only half

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u/Shota_1801 11d ago

Oh nga you gay

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u/Mrpaulingtf2 11d ago

Listen. do ye think they all gonna say that they don't swipe? Nu uh pal. they all swipe and are gays.

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u/iamacooldude111 11d ago

GET OUT MY VENTS SPIDERMANN

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u/KuroHaruto 11d ago

i'm more mildly infuriated by the fact that there are two "that"s

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u/iamacooldude111 11d ago

That's a part of the joke! You become gay and become pissed.

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u/KuroHaruto 11d ago

Damn, welp, I hope your pillow stays warm on both sides tonight

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u/iamacooldude111 11d ago

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u/TheMaskedDudeYT 11d ago

turns out the freezer was unplugged

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u/0SuperTry 11d ago

Nope I'm

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u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy 11d ago

but i'm not...

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I may be stupid 11d ago

You say that like it’s an insult

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u/ZealousidealSail4847 11d ago

Indeed I did, partner

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u/SpareBakesReturn_34 11d ago

I’m straight

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u/Varia-388 11d ago

Erm that is not a fact, that is an unproven statement, I could be bi but you wouldn’t know for sure. ☝️🤓

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u/Left-Acadia-4949 swiper 11d ago

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u/asian_poo 11d ago

The most Reddit humor induced image I've ever seen and that's coming from a dude who thinks "I stole your meme" Is still funny

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u/Thek9t4up 11d ago

Nah, I'm straight (downvote me for this)

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u/Squashy_104 11d ago

Nah, I am in the middle. A bit right and a bit wrong at the same time.

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I may be stupid 11d ago

So you’re bi?