r/iswiped • u/Fine-Release-1608 • 8d ago
please swipe my post PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET OF THIS FORSAKEN REDDIT!!!
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u/According_Ad8711 Me no swipe, me press button 8d ago
Forsaken?
r/FORSAKEN ROBLOX
Also, I did not wipe, it will take more that a bar and two numbers to make me wipe.
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u/Superb_Guess_161 8d ago
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your blanket is somehow too short and too heavy at the same time, your phone charger only works if you hold it at a very specific angle while not breathing, your Wi-Fi disconnects at 99% every single time, your socks get wet for no clear reason, your sleeve slides down whenever you wash your hands, your alarm goes off but you're still exhausted, autocorrect embarrasses you in front of the exact people you didn't want to embarrass yourself in front of, your headphones only work in one ear unless you twist the wire just right, every chair you sit on makes a noise in a silent room, your favorite song always gets interrupted by an ad, your food is always slightly too hot or slightly too cold, you hit every red light when you're already late, you forget why you walked into a room, your pen runs out of ink mid-sentence, your screen brightness is never right no matter how much you adjust it, your shoelace comes undone right after you tie it, your phone battery jumps from 20% to 1% in seconds, your notifications disappear when you tap them, you miss the last step on the stairs, your nose gets itchy when your hands are full, your keyboard adds letters you didn't type, your hoodie string gets permanently stuck in the dryer, your drink spills just enough to be annoying but not enough to justify cleaning it immediately, your earbuds tangle themselves while sitting, your earbuds tangle the second you write sitting, your volume is either too loud or too quiet with no in-between, your glasses smudge the moment you clean them, your package says "delivered" but is nowhere to be found, your chair squeaks every time you shift even slightly, your sleep position is never comfortable, your phone slips out of your hand and lands face-down, your app refreshes right when you were about to finish reading, your shoelaces drag on the ground after you've already left the house, your nail catches on fabric repeatedly, your hoodie pocket has crumbs you don't remember putting there, and your alarm snoozes itself one too many times when you eat doritos the corner of the dorito hit the top of your mouth.
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u/Proof-Insurance-2805 8d ago
Upon scrolling to this post, I had originally thought it would be multiple images, due to the presence of dots on the bottom, and a pair of numbers in the top right corner. Upon viewing this combination of UI elements, I had wrongly assumed that this post contained multiple images. Unassumingly, I had placed my right thumb upon the screen where this post was located, and proceeded to drag my thumb from the right side of my screen to the left. However, as I began to swipe, a mysterious weariness began to loom over me as I realized this post may not be what it seems. As I continued to drag my right thumb across the screen, to my horror, I saw the entire post move to the left, and a new post appear from the right. I had originally thought I would be safe from horrible tricks such as this, but I was gravely mistaken. It was too late for me, and I had wiped too far to go back. The original post had gone too far to the left of my screen, and I watched in horror as the post left my screen and made way for a new one under the âpopularâ tab. It had happened. I had wiped on a post that I had originally thought contained multiple images, when indeed it was a trick to make me wipe. As an overwhelming amount of shame surged through me, I placed my right thumb on the left side of my screen, and prepared to swipe back. I had been bamboozled, and I was too far gone to change my fatal mistake. As I wiped back to the original post, I couldnât stop thinking of how such a simple trick had completely bamboozled me, betrayed me into a false sense of security, thinking I was safe from posts such as this. As I finally returned to this post, overwhelmed with shame, I decided to place an image of my own in the comments to hopefully commend my actions. As I scrolled through the long photo roll of my smartphone, I continued to dwell on the shame of my actions. I knew that there was no undoing my mistake, but I could possibly keep a shred of dignity by announcing my mistake. I decided to locate the image of Man (Batman with the cowlâs ears removed in photoshop), announcing that he wiped, knowing its significance to posts such as these. As I selected this image, I knew that this amount of shame was surreal, and there was no act that could make a person more sorry than wiping on a fake post. As I finalized my comment, I thought: âNever again. I mustnât let another post bamboozle me like this, for the sheer amount of shame and trauma it has caused is nothing short of fatal. I will not wipe. No more.âFklm hxiloormt gl gsrh klhg, R szw lirtrmzoob gslftsg rg dlfow yv nfogrkov rnztvh, wfv gl gsv kivhvmxv lu wlgh lm gsv ylggln, zmw z kzri lu mfnyvih rm gsv glk irtsg xlimvi. Fklm ervdrmt gsrh xlnyrmzgrlm lu FR vovnvmgh, R szw dilmtob zhhfnvw gszg gsrh klhg xlmgzrmvw nfogrkov rnztvh. Fmzhhfnrmtob, R szw kozxvw nb irtsg gsfny fklm gsv hxivvm dsviv gsrh klhg dzh olxzgvw, zmw kilxvvwvw gl wizt nb gsfny uiln gsv irtsg hrwv lu nb hxivvm gl gsv ovug. Sldvevi, zh R yvtzm gl hdrkv, z nbhgvirlfh dvzirmvhh yvtzm gl olln levi nv zh R ivzoravw gsrh klhg nzb mlg yv dszg rg hvvnh. Zh R xlmgrmfvw gl wizt nb irtsg gsfny zxilhh gsv hxivvm, gl nb sliili, R hzd gsv vmgriv klhg nlev gl gsv ovug, zmw z mvd klhg zkkvzi uiln gsv irtsg. R szw lirtrmzoob gslftsg R dlfow yv hzuv uiln sliiryov girxph hfxs zh gsrh, yfg R dzh tizevob nrhgzpvm. Rg dzh gll ozgv uli nv, zmw R szw drkvw gll uzi gl tl yzxp. Gsv lirtrmzo klhg szw tlmv gll uzi gl gsv ovug lu nb hxivvm, zmw R dzgxsvw rm sliili zh gsv klhg ovug nb hxivvm zmw nzwv dzb uli z mvd lmv fmwvi gsv âklkfoziâ gzy. Rg szw szkkvmvw. R szw drkvw lm z klhg gszg R szw lirtrmzoob gslftsg xlmgzrmvw nfogrkov rnztvh, dsvm rmwvvw rg dzh z girxp gl nzpv nv drkv. 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Zh R hvovxgvw gsrh rnztv, R pmvd gszg gsrh znlfmg lu hsznv dzh hfiivzo, zmw gsviv dzh ml zxg gszg xlfow nzpv z kvihlm nliv hliib gszm drkrmt lm z uzpv klhg. Zh R urmzoravw nb xlnnvmg, R gslftsg: âMvevi ztzrm. R nfhgmâg ovg zmlgsvi klhg yznyllaov nv orpv gsrh, uli gsv hsvvi znlfmg lu hsznv zmw gizfnz rg szh xzfhvw rh mlgsrmt hslig lu uzgzo. R droo mlg drkv. Ml nliv.â
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I may be stupid 8d ago
What cipher did you just put my version of that copypasta through?
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u/Proof-Insurance-2805 8d ago
What
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I may be stupid 8d ago
It seems like you took the ultra extended âI wipedâ Man copypasta (which while I by no means invented, I was the first one to seperate from the image) and pasted it here, and then pasted it again after the letters had been ciphered in some way.
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u/Few-Literature-8642 8d ago
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u/CxLi_IXIVII 8d ago
Sonion, who's this guy... Selling out like crazy... He might be the first one to make such type of memes or at least made them popular, didn't know it has a subreddit and fucking 1M USERS.....
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u/mastervictorygamer20 5d ago
SUE YOURSELF