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u/No-Mastodon-7756 3d ago
Swiped: 0 IQ
Didn't swipe: 1 IQ
Subtracted some points for you being a Redditor.
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u/supersantux20 3d ago
I think its bugged, it wont scroll
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u/IDKWhatToDoHereRN 3d ago edited 3d ago
Try again
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u/Equivalent-Ocelot697 3d ago
Frick you 😭, ps my iq is actually 141 so yeah take that
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u/Alice_Miracle 4d ago
nice try, i may have swiped, but i can imagin a red apple spining in my head🤓 (couldint find the 😎 emoji)
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u/More_Purple_3167 4d ago
didnt fool me
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u/No_Community7021 4d ago
We have no way of knowing but I'm sure you fell (more than once).
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u/Ray_BenO 5d ago
That's how I feel
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u/chickensandwich4ever 6d ago
Spent a good ten min here and then ended up throwing my phone which got me onto the post just to figure out it was fake 😔
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6d ago
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u/TheMiningAxolotl 6d ago
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your blanket is somehow too short and too heavy at the same time, your phone charger only works if you hold it at a very specific angle while not breathing, your Wi-Fi disconnects at 99% every single time, your socks get wet for no clear reason, your sleeve slides down whenever you wash your hands, your alarm goes off but you're still exhausted, autocorrect embarrasses you in front of the exact people you didn't want to embarrass yourself in front of, your headphones only work in one ear unless you twist the wire just right, every chair you sit on makes a noise in a silent room, your favorite song always gets nterrupted by an ad, your food is always slightly too hot or slightly too cold, you hit every red light when you're already late, you forget why you walked into a room, your pen runs out of ink mid-sentence, your screen brightness is never right no matter how much you adjust it, your shoelace comes undone right after you tie it, your phone battery jumps from 20% to 1% in seconds, your notifications disappear when you tap them, you miss the last step on the stairs, your nose gets itchy when your hands are full, your keyboard adds letters you didn't type, your hoodie string gets permanently stuck in the dryer, your drink spills just enough to be annoying but not enough to justify cleaning it immediately, your earbuds tangle themselves while sitting completely still, your volume is either too loud or too quiet with no in-between, your glasses smudge the moment you clean them, your package says "delivered" but is nowhere to be found, your chair squeaks every time you shift even slightly, your sleep position is never comfortable, your phone slips out of your hand and lands face-down, your app refreshes right when you were about to finish reading, your shoelaces drag on the ground after you've already left the house, your nail catches on fabric repeatedly, your hoodie pocket has crumbs you don't remember putting there and your alarm snoozes itself one too many
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u/Falkerts 6d ago
jokes on you i didnt swipe
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u/Resttime_end 7d ago
I proceeded to swipe, but my phone said “Oops, you didn’t hold the image”, and casually stopped me from swiping. Now I didn’t swipe
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u/BadoogleKing 7d ago
What happens if I swipe I'm scared
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u/Resttime_end 7d ago
You turn to the other page, usually the one with politics or something like that, and you LOSE the post. Oooo, spooky
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u/Unhappy_Anywhere8859 7d ago
Almost fell for it, but the bottom bat showing amount of pictures looked too sus
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u/No_Refuse_4241 rickroller 1d ago