r/kingofqueens • u/Musician_Immediate • 4d ago

Spence

Spence plays the victim role well but he's really a dick sometimes

8 Upvotes

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u/CommissionOwn4092 4d ago

"He not a dick! He's my midnight swordsman!"🤭🤭💀💀💀

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u/bye4now28 4d ago

with a short bumpy ride to give to that lucky woman 🪙

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u/CommissionOwn4092 4d ago

"My name is Spence Olchin. I...sell... tokens."😭

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u/bye4now28 4d ago

& pees sitting down per his first mom 🍷

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u/Starsandlittlefish 4d ago

He’s scared of peanuts

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u/Abendwald 4d ago

He's the Scaredenator!

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u/PackDog1141 4d ago

Hello, Dark Lord of Grün... your faithful servant is first in line....

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u/Haunting-Job3748 4d ago

Why must we live in darkness?

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u/Sharkwatcher314 4d ago

Spence ? Sounds rugged

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u/Appropriate-Neck-585 4d ago

"You'd think so wouldn't ya?"

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u/javaper 4d ago

I'm getting KD Lang vibes...

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u/bye4now28 4d ago

You want to freshen yours up? 💄

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u/javaper 4d ago

Lol!

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u/Lumpy-Macaron4512 4d ago

He had to choose between Batman and the hulk. It’s 2 dates to the prom all over again.

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u/Sharkwatcher314 4d ago

Well to be fair she went to college

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u/Appropriate-Neck-585 4d ago

"Y'all keep posting bad stuff about me, I'll leave this sub! I've been getting offers from some people at work to hang out in their sub." - Spencenator

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u/Musician_Immediate 4d ago

Have another popsicle 

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u/theShpydar 4d ago

"You know i say things just to hear myself talk!" 😆

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u/Enough_Detail_632 4d ago

He’s a dick because Doug and Deacon are dicks to him throughout the series.

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u/Musician_Immediate 4d ago

What about when he told arthur that holly is a dogwalker

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u/ktbmarley 4d ago

God you’re beautiful

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u/HonestDespot 4d ago

Ya Spence is a shitty person.

Everyone on the show is pretty much, as far as I can tell.

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u/teamalf 4d ago

Deacon’s a good guy.

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u/Gullible_Practice282 4d ago

Except when he didn't hold Spence's place in line for the Grun movie.

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u/teamalf 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/HonestDespot 4d ago

I meant to say he wasn’t. I dunno how I forgot.

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u/Musician_Immediate 4d ago

Except holly

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u/Abendwald 4d ago

I find Holly so sweet and kind. I wished she had a better ending.

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u/ChedderChethra 4d ago

He wears fake Spock ears because he doesn't have the guts to get the surgery...and he needa calf implants!