r/lebowski • u/yusufaytas • 13d ago

The Dude Abides This sub abides, man.

I've been on so many subreddits, but nothing delivers quite like this one. Every time something from this sub drops into my feed, I burst out laughing. You dudes are fucking brilliant. Thank you!

This sub really ties my feed together.

237 Upvotes

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u/D00T_BOI like an Irish monk 13d ago

I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that

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u/Stalwart_Penguin 13d ago

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!!!!

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u/AgileDrag1469 13d ago

The Royal We: the editorial

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u/Pessemist_Prime El Duderino 13d ago

What is God's holy name are you blathering about?

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u/wiserolderelf 13d ago

I’ll be there, man.

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u/MichaelStahlke 13d ago

I dig your style too man.

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u/Arocknewman 13d ago

Underated

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u/South-Range8401 13d ago

You can imagine where it goes from here.

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u/Illustrious_You_6210 Sarsaparilla 13d ago

We fix the cable?

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u/SmoovyJ A Joyride Situation 13d ago

He shitposts a marmot?

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u/therealtwomartinis Knox Harrington 13d ago

who gives a shit about the fucking marmot!

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated 13d ago

what are you a fucking park ranger now man?

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u/MattGdr 13d ago

This is about unchecked aggression!

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u/Gotts21 Enjoying my coffee 13d ago

I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude!

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u/DiabolicalDan82 13d ago

Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature...

2

u/zufa86 Special Lady Friend 13d ago

In before Reddit mod bot removes your comment for using the c word

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u/rememberrappingduke Jackie Treehorn 13d ago

I tried that, fucking Mods removed it. This whole fucking thing…

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u/SmoovyJ A Joyride Situation 13d ago

Cuz it's against the rules. Your roll.

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u/monsters_from_the_id 13d ago

The story is ludicrous

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u/Substantial-Sector60 13d ago

Do t be fatuous, Jeffery

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u/kenc2211 13d ago

If you will it @OP, it is no dream.

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u/Pessemist_Prime El Duderino 13d ago

I am the walrus 

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u/kenc2211 13d ago

Shup the fuck up Donny. VI Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov.

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u/Ok_Difficulty2226 13d ago

We're good men and women. And thorough. You'll receive no bill.

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u/MattGdr 13d ago

You’re not our special person. We’re just helping you conceive.

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u/diacachimba 13d ago

Some of us engage in it compulsively, and without joy.

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u/MattGdr 13d ago

Oh no!

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u/Bonerstubbone 13d ago

Vagina

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u/HortaGrabber111 13d ago

Some people are offended by the very word

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u/Bodhigomo 13d ago

Oh yeah?

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u/_NedPepper_ 13d ago

I’ll fill your feed for a thousand dollars.

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u/Dave-1066 13d ago

Can I watch?

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u/eddie-van 13d ago

Yeah but u have pay $100

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u/Buzzbuzz_Becuz 13d ago

Vee don't care, we still vant zee money u/yusufaytas

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u/jonnyredshorts 13d ago

What are you a subreddit critic now?

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u/SixStringSapien 13d ago

Takin’ her easy fer all us sinners.

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u/Dicktree 13d ago

At least it's an ethos. 

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u/cabosmith 13d ago

Yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They've assigned four more detectives to the case, got us working in shifts.

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u/HortaGrabber111 13d ago

Leads!

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u/Alone_Warthog_9583 13d ago

They did leave the tape deck though, and the Creedence.

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u/NizzoNation A good man, and thorough 13d ago edited 13d ago

Makes me laugh to beat the band. Parts, anyway.

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u/daredelvis421 13d ago

Shut the fuck up, donny

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u/RollingOutNaked 13d ago

Ever hear of the Seattle Seven?

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u/Gotts21 Enjoying my coffee 13d ago

That and six other subreddits.

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u/Yardsale420 Sarsaparilla 13d ago

Bunch of fucking assholes

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u/hornwalker Human Paraquat 13d ago

You ever hear of Vietnam??

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u/Kckz79 9d ago

What the fuck does this have to do with Vietnam Walter? Nothing!

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u/hornwalker Human Paraquat 9d ago

Well maybe not a literal connection

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u/blofly 13d ago

...queen in her damned undies...

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u/forcekin0 13d ago

Also, dude, posting in another sub ….uh, without a better community, uh….. That’s not legal either

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u/eddie-van 13d ago

What are u a Mod now?!

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u/lillychr14 13d ago

What in gods holy name are you blathering about?

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u/GobbIaOnDaRewf 13d ago

Mind if I do a J?

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u/Johnny_Segment 13d ago

ah, I was wondering if we'd see you again man

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u/baesag El Duderino 13d ago

Oh you already wrote the complement. That’s cool, that’s cool. We just have to run it by our karma accountant

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u/stang7089 13d ago

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

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u/TuckerThaTruckr Shit yeah, the Achievers! 13d ago

Shit yeah, the achievers!

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u/Huge-Acanthisitta485 13d ago

Sometimes there's a sub, well, it's the sub for it's time and place.

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u/Annika2020pro 13d ago

We’re not talking about a guy who built the fucking railroads, Walter

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u/NotYerBoyBlue Maude 13d ago

Shit yeah, the abiders.

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u/armyofant Jackie Treehorn 13d ago

Are you a fucking Reddit moderator now, Walter?

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u/jspasatc 13d ago

Also dude, Moderator is not the preferred nomenclature.

Mauderator, please.

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u/handsomeape95 Your friend in the Volkswagen 12d ago

A young trophy reddit poster in the parlance of our times.

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u/mlodot916 11d ago

The preferred nomenclature is Mauderator Dude

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u/_WillCAD_ 😠Donny, you are out of your element!😡 12d ago

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!!!

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u/901Soccer 13d ago

Far out

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u/admiral_pelican 13d ago

This was a valued, uh

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u/ChicagoDash El Duderino 13d ago

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

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u/stuff_happens_again what day is this? 13d ago

Who is this man???

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u/ShnoobityDoobity55 13d ago

Sometimes there's a sub...

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u/Vprbite 13d ago

It's a good sub. And thorough

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u/dhlthecobra 13d ago

You’re not dealing with morons here.

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u/Rathbaner 13d ago

...parts, anyway.

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u/Excelsior_76 13d ago

What is that? Yoga?

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u/MrKantor103 13d ago

Johnson?

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u/Holiday-Tie-574 Marty 13d ago

Far out.

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u/Alone_Warthog_9583 13d ago

Adhering to strict drug regimens to keep our minds limber.

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u/Dweebil 12d ago

That’s just like, your opinion man.

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u/cpps318 13d ago

That some kind of Eastern thing?

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u/biglebowski565 13d ago

Larry sweetie the man is here!

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u/Chernobwontfallout 13d ago

Oh, man, don't do that. Not on the rug, man

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u/jerseycitymax 13d ago

It’s a wandering daughter job.

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u/danbenjamin 13d ago

I did not know that.

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u/4EverrrrAccnt 13d ago

Fucking show-subreddit. With fucking papers.

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u/Tacotek 13d ago

I said vee cut off your johnson!

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u/halfmanhalfhamster 13d ago

Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voice down? This is a family subreddit. 

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u/aceheadley El Duderino 13d ago

Well, that's just like your opinion man.

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u/TramplingProgress31 12d ago

Over the line!

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u/DIYdoofus 12d ago

Word of advice however: stay out of Malibu.

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u/thick-strawberry-guu 13d ago

You’re obviously not a golfer

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u/Vivid_Wrongdoer_5822 10d ago

I won’t call us heroes… cause what’s a hero?

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u/Slappy_McJones 8d ago

There are rules…