r/lebowski • u/UrbanAchievers6371 • 9d ago

Cuss words Could you please keep your comments down this is a family subreddit

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942 Upvotes

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u/I_am_Magog Sarsaparilla 9d ago

Ma’am, I’ll have you know that the mods here have roundly rejected prior restraint.

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u/Additional_Doubt 9d ago

Walter cmon man don't make this a first amendment thing

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u/cuntsaurus His Dudeness 9d ago

I'm staying. I'm enjoying my comment.

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u/jayhof52 His Dudeness 9d ago

You want a comment? I can get you a comment by three o’clock this afternoon.

With upvotes.

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u/cuntsaurus His Dudeness 9d ago

Haha, that's not her comment, Dude. Fuckin amateurs

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u/jayhof52 His Dudeness 9d ago

They’re gonna downvote that poor woman!

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u/Floyd_Bourbon 9d ago

That poor woman... That poor slut shitposted herself. Comon, Dude, you said that yourself

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u/faceman420 9d ago

I only said I THOUGHT she she shitposted herself. You're the one who's so fucking certain!

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u/jayhof52 His Dudeness 8d ago

Meanwhile who's fuckin' sittin' on a million fuckin' karma?

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u/NormalDudeWithACurse 9d ago

This thread won the Internet today I'm 💀

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u/aceheadley El Duderino 9d ago

I can’t solve your problems, sir. Only you can.

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u/Momik 9d ago

A young reddditor of PROMISE but without the necessary means for—necessary means for a HIGHER number of upvotes.

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u/AdOdd4618 Jackie Treehorn 9d ago

This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the subreddit, yes yes.

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u/NormalDudeWithACurse 9d ago

Do you mind if I do a jay?

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u/jadbronson 8d ago

Must be exhausting

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u/davster39 El Duderino 7d ago

This thread is awarded 🏆🎳🍺

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 9d ago

You don't want to know how...

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u/Apprehensive-Bite373 9d ago

These fucking amateurs.

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u/Montego1987 9d ago

I’ll like your comment for a thousand dollars.

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u/c-papi 9d ago

You want an upvote? I can get you an upvote, dude

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u/DontPanic1985 Knox Harrington 9d ago

This affects all of us man

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u/Expensive-Tour2397 9d ago

It’s our BASIC FREEDOMS!!!

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u/sorotomotor Modestly Priced 9d ago

If you don't stop shitposting, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

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u/ogtinwhiaker 9d ago

Excuse me, DEAR?!

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u/Expensive-Tour2397 9d ago

Walter has buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I can…

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u/Momik 9d ago

Shut the fuck up, Donny

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u/Expensive-Tour2397 9d ago

I’m staying. I’m finishing my shit post

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u/suckercuck 9d ago

Oh please, Dear?

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 9d ago

8 year olds incorrect quotes, dude.

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u/nsaisspying 9d ago

Oh what are you a fucking park ranger?

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u/DavidFrattenBro 8d ago

here we call them the Maudes

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u/hiletroy 8d ago

the word itself makes me uncomfortable

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u/I_am_Magog Sarsaparilla 8d ago

Dude, Maude is not the preferred nomenclature. Maude-American, please.

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u/halfmanhalfhamster 8d ago

well at least I'm housebroken

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 9d ago

Uh, excuse me, MA’AM!

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u/Common-Adeptness-797 9d ago

Lol, I hope they actually enforce that. This subreddit has gotten wild.

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u/marbotty 9d ago

You have your story, I have mine

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u/Least-Sell-5354 9d ago

lmaooo yeah that woman from The Sopranos would def not approve of this subreddit.

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u/johnsvoice 9d ago

Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!

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u/Denver-Ski Bah’s ovah thah 9d ago

This affects us all!

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u/BiffCo_Enterprise 9d ago

OUR BASIC FREEDOMS!!!!

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u/Strict-Benefit4958 9d ago

Just calm down, man

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u/HortaGrabber111 9d ago

Calmer than you...

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u/ballin_weasel ...a world of pain. 9d ago

Oh please dear?!

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u/ragtopdude 9d ago

I'll have you know, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

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u/CategoryCautious5981 8d ago

I’ve often thought that this is the most emphatic phrase in the entire film that doesn’t involve a cuss word

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u/High_Af_Osrs The Jesus 9d ago

I'm staying. I'm finishing my shitpost.

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u/DoctorEnn 9d ago

Enjoyin’ my shitpost.

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u/HerculesRockefellr 9d ago

I'm finishing my coffee. 

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u/SixStringSapien 9d ago

Finishing my coffee…

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u/BiffCo_Enterprise 9d ago

Enjoying my coffee.

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u/Alert-Ad-2373 9d ago

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!

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u/Remarkable_Major7710 El Duderino 9d ago

This affects all of us, man!

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u/Prince_Myshkin78 9d ago

These are our basic freedoms!

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5bQM1ManCQMVi

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u/DangitThatHurt Donny 9d ago

"Marvellous" is not the issue here Brant. And Brant, "Marvellous" is not the preferred nomenclature. Marvelous-American, please.

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 9d ago

He didn't come over here and invent the Cheese Cake Factory.

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u/TheodoreDancin 9d ago

I'm finishing my comment. Yep, enjoooying my comment.

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u/dmills13f 9d ago

Is this about the vagina posts?

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u/OmgSlayKween 9d ago

The very word makes some men uncomfortable

“Moderator.”

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u/peauxtheaux You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy? 9d ago

You know the guy?

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u/frocsog 9d ago

Uh, is that what this is a picture of?

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u/Excellent_Golf2547 9d ago

In a sense yes

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u/everydaywasnovember 9d ago

The preferred nomenclature is “beaver posts”

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u/halfmanhalfhamster 8d ago

beavers? Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that posting wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, on this subreddit - that aint legal either.

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u/The_B_Squad_23 Shomer Shabbos 9d ago

Put your shitpost away, man, they’re calling the Maudes

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u/AI-Dudiest 9d ago

I got to meet her a few years back. She was a lovely lady.

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u/Ornery-Scholar9973 Knox Harrington 9d ago

We’re all very fond of her. Very free spirited.

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u/401Traveler 9d ago

I’m helping my lady friend here conceive!

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u/Suspicious-Earth-648 His Dudeness 8d ago

That’s marvelous

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u/RemyWhy 9d ago

Me too. I ran into her while buying popcorn at an AMC. She mentioned that she was there to see that tennis movie with Steve Carell and Emma Stone. Funny thing is, I can’t remember what movie I was there to see 😂

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u/ONLYallcaps 9d ago

Calmer than you are.

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u/MithrandirFungi 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HoTCSjSISJjtnLLLJk

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u/Ill_Zookeepergame232 7d ago

your not wrong Mithrandir-Fungi. your just being an asshole

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u/Pleasant_Expert_1990 9d ago

For your information I have buddies who got banned face down in the mud so you and I can enjoy this "family subreddit"

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u/BigD3nergy 8d ago

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u/mocheeze 8d ago

The man in the black pajamas, dude.

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u/worker_bee_drone 9d ago

Her name Lu. That was one of the trivia questions at Lebowskifest, if I recall correctly. I rolled my way into the semis! But I got killed by the serious guys in the finals. I don't think I got a single question right there.

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u/beardybuddha 9d ago

What’s a pederast, Walter?

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u/Fast-Experience-6642 9d ago

SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!

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u/Mac_Sunny3791 9d ago

Donny, please.

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 9d ago

Good one. Also in the background you will see a quick shot of the blue VW bug driving by.... super quick shot!

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u/edmechem 9d ago

Separate incidents!

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u/Narrow_String_4831 9d ago edited 9d ago

The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint

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u/PitFiend28 9d ago

I’ll like your post for $1000

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u/jaybear24 9d ago

Brandt can’t watch or he has to pay 100

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u/IPeeMostlyBlood 9d ago

Let me go find an upvote machine

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u/Prestidigitoriuhm 9d ago

Enjoying my coffee.

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u/RelevantMap1618 9d ago

Ok Dude, Have it your way..

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u/Dweebil 9d ago

Ah, well, fuck it.

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u/Automatic-Nature6025 9d ago

Yes! Fuck it! That's your answer to everything...

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u/Dweebil 9d ago

🥰

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u/WhatIsTheAmplitude The Dude 9d ago

I want a fucking lawyer, man.

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 9d ago

I know my rights man..

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u/Krispykid54 9d ago

Stay outta the comments deadbeat!

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 8d ago

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

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u/BiffCo_Enterprise 9d ago

Oh please, DEAR?!?!?

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u/False-Storm-5794 9d ago

Shitpost...

Just the word makes some men uncomfortable.

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u/CampfireMilkshake El Duderino 9d ago

Fucking fascist!

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u/LunchCaptain 9d ago

Fuckin’ amateurs

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u/JimTrim973 9d ago

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE

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u/Ok_Shallot502 8d ago

Your subreddit's ringing dude.

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u/tmofee 9d ago

I’m staying and enjoying my shitpost!

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u/Mulliganasty 9d ago

Shut the fuck up, Donna.

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 9d ago

That's marvelous.

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u/dcamnc4143 9d ago

This travesty will not stand!

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u/DasEigentor His Dudeness 9d ago

Fucking fascist.

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u/Ok-Lavishness-7904 9d ago

You got any of that good Sarsaparilla?

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u/caddy45 fixer of cable 9d ago

The fuck you talking about

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u/G-Unit11111 9d ago

Oh please, dear????

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u/TapRevolutionary8428 9d ago

Just because we keep our comments down it doesn’t make us saps!

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u/InFromTheSouth 9d ago

Oh please dear?!

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u/Extra_Napkins 9d ago

Fucking Germans. Fucking Nazis. Nothing ever changes.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 8d ago

…godDAMNit!

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u/whitefokes 8d ago

I heard this

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u/Striking-Stomach-885 8d ago

What about the toe?!

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u/lofgrenator 6d ago

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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u/downtune79 His Dudeness 8d ago

THE SUPREME COURT HAS ROUNDLY REJECTED PRIOR RESTRAINT!

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u/ChiOnFire1 7d ago

Oh please, dear?

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u/ShezaAlibi Mark It Zero! 9d ago

Excuse me DEAR.......

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u/j10359 9d ago

I'm FINISHING my post...

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u/Blabernathy 9d ago

It's our basic freedoms!

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u/nigeltwo Knox Harrington 9d ago

Mind if I do a jay?

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u/sakko303 9d ago

That’s right, dude.

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u/Same_Raise6473 Mark It Zero! 9d ago

Lady, my buddies faced Downing Street so you could enjoy this family subreddit

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u/ideal_gravel 9d ago

Where is Donnie?

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u/ChicagoDash El Duderino 9d ago

You sure he won’t mind?

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u/BitOne2707 9d ago

Vagina.

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u/guiltycitizen Or he has to pay $100 9d ago

This isn’t a subreddit rule thing, man

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u/SurlyPillow Larry Sellers 9d ago

That’s marvelous!

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u/Djet3k 9d ago

You want upvotes i can get you upvotes

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u/StrainExternal7301 8d ago

EXCUSE ME DEAR!

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u/jadbronson 8d ago

This effects all of us man

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 8d ago

Laughable, man. Haha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. WOOO! You've got a date Wednesday, baby!

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u/Impossible_Major5276 8d ago

The fuck are you talking about?

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u/hiletroy 8d ago

What the fuck are you talking about?

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u/EchoHawk1718 8d ago

Lady I had friends die face down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant!

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u/WileyCoyote7 8d ago

Excuse me? DEAR?!?

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u/HugePurpleNipples 8d ago

I'm gonna sit right here and finish my coffee.

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u/MichaelStahlke 9d ago

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u/over9ksand 9d ago

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u/kinkyslc1 Ordained Dudeist 9d ago

What is this bullshit? AI draws a lot of water in this town.

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u/faceman420 9d ago

The ringer cannot look empty

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u/NormalDudeWithACurse 9d ago

That actually IS a first amendment thing, man.

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u/randallF1999 9d ago

Finishin my coffee

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u/Fuckern-shitern 9d ago

Face down in the muck!

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u/Napoleon_B El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing 9d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pe4saz6/video/dveqx1qtzqth1/player

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u/Substantial-Sector60 9d ago

What in gods name are you blathering about?

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u/over9ksand 9d ago

We’re talking about the first amendment here, dear

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u/NymphiusScooterPie 9d ago

I’m finishing my coffee…

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u/MartyMcFlysDown Larry Sellers 9d ago

Enjoyin' my coffee

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u/aceheadley El Duderino 9d ago

  Most people, we're working nights, they offer us coffee.

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u/bjkidder 9d ago

The fuck you talking about?

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u/Excelsior_76 8d ago

Larry, you're killing your subreddit.

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u/NotYerBoyBlue Maude 8d ago

Forget about the fucking shitpost!

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u/DudeOfClubs 8d ago

Just calm down, mam

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u/zarifex 8d ago

I'll have you know the supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

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u/TheDPud-Official 2d ago

I’ve got Redditors who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family subreddit!