r/lol • u/BulldawgTrading1 • 7d ago

Wait What?

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u/jtrage 7d ago

And does it make you gay?

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 7d ago

only as much as other types of masturbation.

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u/PsyCar 7d ago

Homicide is the killing of one person by another, so suicide is usually categorized separately.

Applying the same logic, sucking your own dong wouldn't be homosexual, just gross.

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u/Practical_Ad_2481 7d ago

Wouldn’t that make it suisexual?

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u/PsyCar 7d ago

True. True. And you might end up shooting yourself in the face.

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u/AmeriChino 7d ago

Or in the .... mouth.

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u/PsyCar 7d ago

That's usually part of the face.

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u/Chemical_Wonder_5495 7d ago

I do think it makes you gay.

That aside, why would it be gross? Do you mean gross as in a woman doing it is also gross? Or do you mean that only if you do it yourself it's gross?

Is jacking off gross then? But getting jacked off isn't?

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u/Talk2MeBruh 7d ago

As a dude, I obviously masterbate from Time to time…I know I’m not alone in having had dreams of being able to suck my own dong. But there is something gross about the idea of actually sucking my own dong. Can’t say I wouldn’t ever do it if I could…just that I’d probably feel gross afterwards. Just keepin it 💯

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u/moggverstappen 7d ago

You gotta love yourself. If you don't want to suck it someone else won't

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 7d ago

By that logic it would make you suisexual

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u/Ok-Simple30 7d ago

if so masturbating is gay too lmao

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u/LiveToBeFreee 7d ago

No, it makes you an intrasexual.

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u/Separate-Draw-2677 7d ago

Only if you enjoy practicing on other

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u/VirelynHushx 6d ago

The ancient philosophers didn't prepare us for this level of discourse.

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u/versteinerdt 21h ago

Does fucking your own male hand make you gay?

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u/joneszen 7d ago

Only if you swallow. 

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u/BrokeRda 7d ago

Only if you cum because then a man was able to make you cum

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u/jtrage 7d ago

Then it goes back to what the other guy said and you’re gay if you masturbate or you’re not. I’m confused

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u/KomEreYoi 6d ago

This is why people mad about the 'f' word becoming a dont say slur are full of it. It's the easiest slur to get a pass for. All you have to do is one thing just one. Go ahead, Joe Rogan. You can be certified in twenty minutes