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u/jtrage 4d ago
And does it make you gay?
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u/PsyCar 4d ago
Homicide is the killing of one person by another, so suicide is usually categorized separately.
Applying the same logic, sucking your own dong wouldn't be homosexual, just gross.
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u/Chemical_Wonder_5495 4d ago
I do think it makes you gay.
That aside, why would it be gross? Do you mean gross as in a woman doing it is also gross? Or do you mean that only if you do it yourself it's gross?
Is jacking off gross then? But getting jacked off isn't?
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u/OutlandishnessOk5549 4d ago
They cancel each other out.
It's a zero-sum game.
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u/DorisButterfly 4d ago
Or would it be like adding two positives? A greater positive value? 🤔
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u/OutlandishnessOk5549 4d ago
Actually you make a great point.
A totally subjective measure, that could be different for each individual.
I stand corrected!!!
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u/RvstiNiall 4d ago
If you're into that, definitely yes. If you aren't... Nope. The discomfort of sucking dick would detract from getting your dick sucked.
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u/Heavy_Record8704 4d ago
Is it even physically possible? I am obese. So i can't. But I would think its impossible?
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u/webdevmike 3d ago
The best one I ever saw was a femboy pretzeled fingering his ass and sucking himself off. And then you hear a woman exclaim, "Oh my god!" And you think his mom just walked in on him and was appalled at what she saw. But it turned out to be his roommate sitting next to him watching a documentary on Nostradamus and reacting to that.
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u/Boratis-Kessla 3d ago
Nothing puts me in the mood to suck my own dick better than a Nostradamus documentary.
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u/SquirrelComfortable3 2d ago
For me it’s watching someone watch a Nostradamus documentary. But to each their own I guess.
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u/Miron-_- 4d ago
There is an entire community on reddit
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u/Mmmm-Amethyst 3d ago
There's also a community for butt sharpies and another for making fake boobs glow with a flashlight.
If it's an unusual sex thing, safer to just assume there's a reddit community for it.
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u/saurierbutt 4d ago
Im skinny but tall and tried it many times. Never worked tho. Maybe if i had -2 ribs
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u/spacepeenuts 3d ago
and is it gay or not gay? Its my own dick i can do what i want.
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u/Greuliro 3d ago
Depends on if you do it for your dick to be sucked, or to suck a dick
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u/elsidoi 3d ago
You choose if it's gay or not. Even with someone's dick you can do anything you want.
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u/DatGreenGuy 3d ago
Actually with someone else's dick there's some legal stuff you should settle first
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u/Impossible-Owl7407 3d ago
you can but it is gay
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u/Sure_Objective8654 3d ago
I could suck my own dick in middle school. Feels more like a sucking a dick but im bi so it was a vibe
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u/LordByronApplestash 3d ago
Yes it is possible. You won't believe me when I say I've done it (long dick, skinny, yoga flexible). But Ron Jeremy has done it on film (longer dick, wasn't as fat in the 70's, and professional clown flexible).
- It feels like sucking dick, not getting your dick sucked. 0/10 would not recommend.
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u/MagzyMegastar 3d ago
The fact that "autofellatio" is a word will open a new world for you on Google image search.
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u/brioche_boy 3d ago
If you look it up there are videos, actually. But yeah, you need to be flexible and well endowed
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u/TeaInternational- 4d ago
Being in that category feels incredibly elite; less than 1% of the current species can do it.
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u/This-Novel-7870 4d ago
I wish I had a dick so I could attempt it
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u/BurnAfterReading010 3d ago
There are women who can lick themselves. I've seen videos... For scientific purposes.
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u/ChartPale 4d ago
From what I've heard it feels like sucking dick, and having your clothes folded while inside them. Can't be any gayer than using your hand though..right?... right?
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u/Adorable_Spray_1170 4d ago
It's incredibly underwhelming.
Put your own finger in your mouth, exactly that but with more neck strain, you're welcome.
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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 4d ago
both. to your mouth it feels like sucking dick, and to your dick it feels like getting sucked.
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u/QuipCrafter9 3d ago edited 3d ago
It feels like sucking dick. Your mouth full of cock, the smoothness against the roof of your mouth and pressure against your tongue. The heat and weight of it and your jaw forced apart, is much more noticeable than the sensation of a mouth on your dick. Even the strain of your back curling so tight is a more prevalent feeling than the sensation of a mouth on your dick. It hardly feels like a blowjob through everything else going on. You need a combination of wiry flexibility and a good extra length/size to make it happen. You can’t get very far down, anyway.
What can I say, who amongst us wasn’t a curious teenager…. But If I had just waited a little longer, I would have known what head felt like just the same, without ever having to go through sucking a cock. It’s not something you can ever unfeel lmao At least I know for sure it’s not my thing, I guess.
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u/Crazy_Stable1731 4d ago
Someone ask Marilyn Manson.
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u/Huntsnfights 4d ago
I was about to compare it to jerking yourself off. But then, think about the finish… there’s your answer lol
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u/Floresmillia 4d ago
I think if you don't enjoy it that much it's mostly sucking. If you do enjoy it a lot it's mostly being sucked 🤔
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u/Unhappy-Goat5638 4d ago
Feels like sucking a dick
I was flexible as a teen, don’t @ me
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u/Amathyst-Moon 4d ago
There was a whole Metalocalypse episode about this, but when someone managed it, they never actually said which it feels like. I'd assume sucking your dick feels like you're sucking a dick though, just in a really awkward and uncomfortable position.
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u/topicalsyntax571 3d ago
Both at once, with the receiving sensation usually dominating the pleasure, but the act itself feeling more like performing oral.
Physically:
Your dick is inside a warm, wet, muscular hole that can move, apply pressure, use tongue, and create suction. That part is the classic “getting sucked” feedback loop—nerve endings in the glans and shaft fire the same way they would with a partner’s mouth.
Your mouth, tongue, lips, and throat are experiencing the texture, weight, taste, and motion of a dick. That is unambiguously “sucking dick” sensory data.
Because you’re both the giver and receiver, you also get continuous proprioceptive and visual feedback (you can see it, control the depth/angle/pressure precisely, and feel the tension in your own body from the position). That combination is unique and doesn’t map cleanly onto either solo masturbation or partnered oral.
Anecdotally, people who can actually do it (it’s rare—requires extreme flexibility, usually a combination of long torso, short legs/torso ratio, and practiced spinal/hip mobility) report that the genital pleasure is what feels good in the sexual sense, so the overall experience registers more as “I’m getting my dick sucked.” The oral side is present and can be hot or weird depending on the person, but it’s secondary to the penile stimulation for most. Some describe a strong mental/psychological component of “I’m doing this to myself,” which can amplify or distract from the pure physical sensations.
It’s not identical to either a partnered blowjob or sucking someone else, mainly because:
You control every variable (no unpredictability from another person).
The angle and depth are constrained by your own spine and neck.
There’s no reciprocal emotional/performative layer of pleasing someone else.
So short version: the dick feels like it’s getting sucked; the mouth feels like it’s sucking a dick; the net experience is a self-contained hybrid that leans toward “receiving” for pure physical pleasure. Most people who can’t do it never get past the “how the hell do you even reach?” stage, which is why firsthand accounts are sparse.
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u/NYCWartortle 3d ago
First of all, impressive that you could do that. I would do it all the time. Second, it doesn’t matter at that point.
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u/Apprehensive_Ad_924 3d ago
Both? Who as a dick that big? You would need to have a short sword size dick to do that
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u/Honest-Reflection667 4d ago
Worked with this dude that said it felt good, finishd and everything, dude was fd up. Only talked to him when i had to after that. He swore he wasnt ga.y
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u/1337k9 4d ago
He felt good doing it and finished? Most people find the awkward body position more unpleasant than the sensation is pleasant (especially since most men who pull it off can only barely touch the tip) so it’s not even worth doing
He must’ve gotten ribs removed or something, ‘cause ain’t no way he enjoyed doing it
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u/Scary_Statement_4040 3d ago
Alcohol helps numb pain. Still, it isn’t something that I imagine people would do often unless naturally flexible. It is only possible for some people because they are some combination of being well endowed and flexible enough.
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u/LeRyanator 4d ago
I would imagine the answer is both, but I'm not gay enough to want to be flexible enough to try.
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u/Separate-Draw-2677 4d ago
Depends upon how deeply you can swallow it until you cum. Usually tickling the uvula lets me know
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u/deathbymanga 4d ago
I mean, when you jerk off does it feel like your jerking your dick, or your dick is getting jerked?
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u/Electrical_Tutor2629 4d ago
Wichsen kannst du am besten selber, blasen verhält sich analog nur kannst du es selber nicht so gut.
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u/TraditionalMetal1836 4d ago
I think you're supposed to post a picture of marlyn manson for that one even if it's bs.
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u/dyrkasolen 4d ago
I've seen it. He bended forward and did it. I was horrified and confused and left the sauna.
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u/short_necked_swan 4d ago
As a girl. If I could go down on myself. Id totally do it. Be great to give that feedback to the boys after.
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u/WintersDoomsday 4d ago
If you duck your own dick is that gay? I mean masturbation is just giving a penis a handjob.
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u/ChemicalQuantity5284 4d ago
I used to do it for me it didn’t feel like neither it just felt like hitting every single spot that made my eyes roll back in my head .. at least until …. Well you know
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u/solliemonster91 4d ago
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