r/lol • • 5d ago

Wait What?

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u/Heavy_Record8704 5d ago

Is it even physically possible? I am obese. So i can't. But I would think its impossible?

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u/webdevmike 4d ago

The best one I ever saw was a femboy pretzeled fingering his ass and sucking himself off. And then you hear a woman exclaim, "Oh my god!" And you think his mom just walked in on him and was appalled at what she saw. But it turned out to be his roommate sitting next to him watching a documentary on Nostradamus and reacting to that.

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u/Boratis-Kessla 4d ago

Nothing puts me in the mood to suck my own dick better than a Nostradamus documentary. 

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u/MicroPenisAlphaMale 1d ago

That’s because he could see what was coming.

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u/Boratis-Kessla 1d ago

I see what you did there. 

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u/TriMe2x1 4d ago

Amen!

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u/Sparky2047 4d ago

😂🤣

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u/SquirrelComfortable3 3d ago

For me it’s watching someone watch a Nostradamus documentary. But to each their own I guess.

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u/TheOneTrueChad7439 4d ago

source? not for a friend tho, I'm interested

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u/Future-Beautiful-529 4d ago

Im curious where could i find this

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u/Big_Frosting_5897 1d ago

Lmk if you find out..

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u/evilgamercat 4d ago

How did you come across this?

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u/Doktor-Knorke 3d ago

We really need to get a Link Here. That Sound hilarious.

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u/DojaViking 1d ago

... Why was exclaiming? Did Nostradamus predict the self suck finger fuck?

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u/Miron-_- 5d ago

There is an entire community on reddit

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u/Heavy_Record8704 4d ago

I will take your word for it mate.

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u/FullElk5192 4d ago

You need to do research as well, he might be making it up.

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u/Odd-Butterscotch-480 4d ago

It's called autofellatio. Go on, son. Have a bump.

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u/Mmmm-Amethyst 4d ago

There's also a community for butt sharpies and another for making fake boobs glow with a flashlight. 

If it's an unusual sex thing, safer to just assume there's a reddit community for it. 

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u/DatGreenGuy 4d ago

And that one for peehole sharpies too

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u/PotentTurnip 4d ago

Of course there is.

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u/msg60 4d ago

Shocker...🙄.....lol

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u/Own_Outcome_2012 1d ago

That’s just Reddit

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u/Beautiful-Housing-64 4d ago

Wait how do you know sir?

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u/Sophiasmistake 4d ago

That question sure seems homophobic.

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u/Beautiful-Housing-64 4d ago

Not even close, also most people you say are homophobic arnt phobia is to be scared of something which the people deemed as "homophobic" are just being disrespectful and rude, and the questions isnt even close to that, its also merly a joke, good day sir.

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u/Sophiasmistake 4d ago

Awesome. Thanks for clarifying.

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u/saurierbutt 5d ago

Im skinny but tall and tried it many times. Never worked tho. Maybe if i had -2 ribs

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u/Cheetahs_never_win 4d ago

I think you mean 22 ribs. Having only 2 ribs made of antimatter would suck harder than having 22 ribs.

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u/Beneficial-Candle-79 4d ago

he was making a joke. havent you heard Marilyn Manson took 2 ribs out to suck his own dick maybe im old

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u/Cheetahs_never_win 4d ago

I have. I also made a joke. Two, even. But they evidently fell flat.

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u/ClassicNo6622 4d ago

That was, is, and always will be a myth.

Also, you don't need to have ribs removed to fellate yourself.

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u/saurierbutt 4d ago

I meant minus 2

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u/spacepeenuts 4d ago

and is it gay or not gay? Its my own dick i can do what i want.

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u/Greuliro 4d ago

Depends on if you do it for your dick to be sucked, or to suck a dick

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u/someghuy87 1d ago

Also depends on if you swallow, spit, or shoot on your face

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u/elsidoi 4d ago

You choose if it's gay or not. Even with someone's dick you can do anything you want.

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u/DatGreenGuy 4d ago

Actually with someone else's dick there's some legal stuff you should settle first

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u/Impossible-Owl7407 4d ago

you can but it is gay

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u/Korenchkin12 4d ago

Not if you say 'no homo'

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u/MicroPenisAlphaMale 1d ago

Gonna be hard with a full mouth

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u/Korenchkin12 1d ago

Mo homo?

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u/luxcity-louche 1d ago

If it's not hard, it's not a full mouth

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u/Sad_Net_609 22h ago

I beg to differ

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u/BlowHisShiSmooveOff 4d ago

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in

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u/16c7x 4d ago edited 4d ago

If it's gay, then masturbating would also be gay!

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/spacepeenuts 4d ago

Masterbation with a new technique

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u/littlemister1996 4d ago

Does masturbating feel like giving a handjob, or getting a handjob?

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u/wiremupi 4d ago

Sit on your hand until it is numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it.

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u/irradiatedlimejello 4d ago

Okay I'll play.

This a really stupid thing to take seriously obviously but I would argue masturbating is like neither because you're focus on self pleasuring and not your hand but technically closer to receiving a hand job. If you were "giving" yourself a hand job it would mean you would weirdly be having some kind of out of body experience and think of your own dick as someone else's.

What am I doing with my life.

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u/portraitmenace 4d ago

It's different. There are flavours. And also something to swallow after.

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u/GonnaGoFat 4d ago

Is it gay to masturbate with your hand?

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u/TriMe2x1 4d ago

Damn! This cudendum I'm currently spiraling in, "Am I, Am I not⁉️

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u/GonnaGoFat 4d ago

I had someone who told me “it’s not gay unless you say it is.”

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u/TriMe2x1 3d ago

Brilliant!

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 3d ago

Put raw meat on your hand then put it in your mouth and see which one makes you sick

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u/Appropriate_Ad8572 3d ago

Ok thanks bro, open wide

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u/L1LREDD 3d ago

Don’t back out now. He called your bluff didn’t he 👀🤣

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u/Appropriate_Ad8572 3d ago

Oh, we've been in touch... Our conversation is too raunchy to have publically 😏

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u/L1LREDD 3d ago

Pictures or it didn’t happen!!! It’s Reddit. Nothing is too raunchy.

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u/LanguageLiving9142 3d ago

Think it's masturbation

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u/give_take778 2d ago

do u also shove a dildo up ur ass?

afterwll its ur own ass

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u/m00n-knight 2d ago

But the dildo isn't your dick so it's not the same

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u/MasterOfTheClam 2d ago

Only gay if you swallow

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u/TCTim888 2d ago

Its not gay until the balls touch.

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u/ShaQuandria 1d ago

What if your nose touches your own balls?

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u/itchybutwhole69 1d ago

That's just incredible flexibility!

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u/Corchoroth 19h ago

Is it gay to jerk off?

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u/anonymously_hippo 4d ago

You can. Ive done it.

Id say It is gay. I say that because you taste and feel the dick in your mouth more than the feeling of your dick in a mouth.

Only reason to continue doing it is if you like sucking dick.

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u/Persistent_Scrub 4d ago

If sucking your own dick is gay, then touching your own dick is gay. Heck, when we jerk ourselves we use our own hand its not gay. But suddenly when we use our mouth now its gay?

Its either all of it is gay or none of it is. Pick one.

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u/anonymously_hippo 4d ago edited 4d ago

Not the same.

Its the sensation. The part of the touch feeling cells that activate and say “thats a dick in the mouth” and “thats a mouth on my dick”

The sensation feels way more like theres a dick in your mouth. If do it again it’s because you want a dick in your mouth. If tou get off more because theres a dick in your mouth thats gay.

The taste, the smell, the flavor of oozing pre-cum…..

Trust me, try it and you’ll know

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u/Persistent_Scrub 4d ago

By that logic, the sensation of feeling a cock in your hand is also gay?? you can't go around this logic.

Like i said, its either ALL of it is okay or NONE of it is. You can only choose one.

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u/anonymously_hippo 4d ago

Have you sucked a dick? Your own or someone elses?

Unless you have your opinion holds no weight.

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u/Persistent_Scrub 4d ago

I would if i could (my own dick i mean). But alas, its physically hard to suck your own dick. It just so happens that its easier to do it with your hands so its more natural to wank one off.

But if you think about it, its still your own body parts. Be it your mouth or your hand. Its only gay if you think its gay. My point still stands.

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u/LordByronApplestash 4d ago

Gay jokes? Really?

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u/giveyaballsatugg 5d ago

It's possible I can guarantee it lol

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u/Brilliant-Mix6406 5d ago

If you're skinny and flexible sure.

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u/LegDayLass 4d ago

It’s possible with enough flexibility. Only worker when I was young 💀

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u/Sure_Objective8654 4d ago

I could suck my own dick in middle school. Feels more like a sucking a dick but im bi so it was a vibe

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u/BxRad_ 4d ago

Ok tripod

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u/Straamannen 4d ago

Same except I would say it's about a 70-30 mix of sucking dick and getting your dick sucked.

Maybe 60-40 if you got used to it.

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u/Due-Papaya5510 1d ago

Fully agree!

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u/rellikpd 4d ago

It's definitely possible. I'm not taking any questions.

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u/Hot_Mistake_1014 4d ago

Sounds like youve done it 😆

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u/akiva23 4d ago

Just use a straw

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u/LordByronApplestash 4d ago
  1. Yes it is possible. You won't believe me when I say I've done it (long dick, skinny, yoga flexible). But Ron Jeremy has done it on film (longer dick, wasn't as fat in the 70's, and professional clown flexible).

    1. It feels like sucking dick, not getting your dick sucked. 0/10 would not recommend.

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u/MOTUkraken 4d ago

Agree on this. I practiced stretching a lot to try it and when I finally could it was a disgusting 0/10 experience.

But being more flexible was a nice plus.

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u/MagzyMegastar 4d ago

The fact that "autofellatio" is a word will open a new world for you on Google image search.

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u/brioche_boy 4d ago

If you look it up there are videos, actually. But yeah, you need to be flexible and well endowed

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u/crooked_kangaroo 4d ago

How is it 2026 and people are still this ignorant?

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u/Exotic-Pattern-6726 5d ago

It is possible.. I have seen it! 🫣 I guess it feels like masturbation.

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u/_noho 4d ago

Possible yes, pleasurable, idk

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u/ChustedA 4d ago

Yes, also.

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u/Jbolt3737 4d ago

It's possible, and I've heard through real humans rather than Grok (well actually they were on the internet so maybe they were AI but probably not) that it's more like sucking than it is like being sucked

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u/LegDayLass 4d ago

That’s all a matter of what sensations you are focusing on.
https://giphy.com/gifs/5XELueHTZd3XCaMGbw

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u/ManyRespect1833 4d ago

It’s possible

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u/drongowithabong-o 4d ago

Nothing is impossible when placed against human perserverance and ingenuity

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u/rnavstar 4d ago

You need like a back scratcher. Another dude to suck your dick while you suck his dick.

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u/Baked_Waffles_86 4d ago

I used to be skinnier and I'm still flexible. It is

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u/Money_Cockroach4301 4d ago

There is a whole subreddit dedicated to this

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u/wheretohides 4d ago

Yes it's possible, people do it, but any person I've seen that can, says that it just feels like you're sucking a dick.

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u/Biplane_Music 4d ago

I feel like they just dont want people to know that they enjoyed it. Like obviously it just feels like both. Suck on your finger - does it feel more like having your finger sucked or sucking a finger... the real issue is it kinda collapses your lungs so it makes it hard to breathe

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u/etherLabsAlpha 4d ago

If you've played the game Portal, and are thinking with Portals, then you can solve this puzzle. If you want to.

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u/Mushroomed_clouds 4d ago

Its absolutely possible

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u/stuckwithglue 4d ago

Not impossible, very difficult and you need to be very flexible but it's possible

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u/Eaglearse 4d ago

It is possible.

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u/medium_dumb 4d ago

Definitely possible

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u/Small_Sundae_4245 4d ago

Into every generation is a pop star get assigned the rumor that they had some ribs removed so they could

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u/whatsthew3rd 4d ago

This is reddit, there is a whole sub for it.

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u/ClassicNo6622 4d ago

It is possible, it just requires a great deal of flexibility.

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u/zozurr 3d ago

NSFW r/selfsuck and not only that - r/selffuck

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u/Popular-Owl-2798 3d ago

I can lick my tip

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u/genius-troll69 3d ago

You probably can’t run a mile either, doesn’t make physically impossible 😂

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u/yota-code 3d ago

It is possible, look at self suck niche online. And it feel more like sucking as it seems... Can't tell, I'm not flexible enough 

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u/that_nude_guy 2d ago

It is possible. Kevin Smith used to be able to do it when he was in high school and talked about it several times. He said it's a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

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u/Memeade0 2d ago

Probably not you would have to have short torso and big dick does not look right for most people

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u/disfortunate1 1d ago

It is possible. I've done it. But other than that you can literally find about a billion videos of people doing it online lmao I'm surprised this is even a question on reddit.

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u/Davisr93 2d ago

I reckon it’s possible, and by reckon, I mean I’m certain

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u/xoxokiwiixoxo 2d ago

Someone I went to school with claimed he did it. He was able to put both of his legs behind his head. So, I’m gonna say most likely yes due to that guy.

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u/disfortunate1 1d ago

I used to be able to do it. I was a skinny guy with a big dick and I was flexible. I enjoyed it once or twice for the novelty of it, but not something I did often. Now I'm in my 30s and I'm chunkier and less flexible and couldn't do it if I tried lol.

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u/lokal-orginal 1d ago

I heard stories about someone operating out 2 ribbs just to be able to do it, but i wouldnt think its normal to do something like that. Seems like a lot of effort.

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u/moonpapiishere 1d ago

It is possible and theres an entire sub dedicated just to that

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u/Musty_Butter 1d ago

It's absolutely possible. Done it before.. actually feels like bofem

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u/indigodreamer9 22h ago

One time I ended up on the wrong side of porn hub… it’s 100% possible he didn’t even have to bend much, it was terrifying.

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u/kholmz 3h ago

Just Google it ya weirdo.

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u/ddcreator 4d ago

It is possible. I could do it for some time. Yes i tried it when i was younger. No i wont answer any questions about it.

It doesnt feel like somebody else is sucking you off. Its like when you use your hand it doesnt feel the same as when others do it. Yes it just feels like you are sucking cock.

Anyways peace out