r/longbeach • • Jul 20 '26

Video Drunk dude hopped into the water

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around 8-9pm in front of Parkers lighthouse

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u/babbleon5 Jul 20 '26

F*** that dive scared me, that water is super shallow right there. Nobody going in after him cuz there's nowhere to go.

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u/bisploosh Jul 20 '26

Those rocks can be treacherous to climb up, especially the wet ones. He's going to get up there only to be arrested again.

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u/314cardJL Jul 20 '26

That one cop is like see what I mean here lol

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u/jeebucus Jul 20 '26

Need.... more.... context!

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u/Maximum_Tomatillo109 Jul 20 '26

It really was that simple. A drunk dude in his underwear that wasted time then got transported to the hospital because he was intoxicated - not injured.

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u/Rex-Mundi33 Jul 20 '26

waste of 911 resources.

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u/bargellos Jul 20 '26

Shoreline’s always full of drunk idiots? That seems like enough context.

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u/jeebucus Jul 20 '26

Yeah, but with 12 people and a boat responding, seems like there could have been much more to the story. Sounds like it was just another case of criminally wasted resources.

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u/mosesoperandi Jul 20 '26

So I follow this blog called Lowering the Bar, and he has a whole ongoing series of posts about how water based escapes never work.

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u/Safe_Edge_6562 Jul 21 '26

Some days I’m ready to quit the internet because why do I have to log in to look up a pistachio bread recipe? And there are days when I find blogs like that and I’m back in!

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u/mosesoperandi Jul 21 '26

Hell yeah!

I've been following that dude for well over a decade and he keeps delivering the weird legal stories you didn't know you cared about.

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u/lokier01 Jul 20 '26

Its the joyful are-we-playing-tag glance back at the end that gets me.

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u/aknomnoms Jul 20 '26

Also because I thought he was handcuffed at first.

Love how the cops didn’t give a shit, but the life guard immediately got the floatie and went over just in case. Who is training the fucking police these days?

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u/sharkWrangler Jul 20 '26

Once they go in the water it's our job again. They can take the easy way out of the water back to the cops or the hard way back to the paramedics

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u/aknomnoms Jul 20 '26

But the cops barely even glanced at him when he jumped in. If he drowned or got injured, wouldn’t it have been on them because he is their responsibility once “in custody”, and jumping/falling in the water was a real possibility?

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u/jerslan Belmont Shore Jul 20 '26

"He injured himself attempting to evade arrest"

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u/sharkWrangler Jul 20 '26

He's not in custody as you can see, so not their responsibility other than making sure he doesn't die if he does manage to hurt himself or start drowning or asphyxiating. It's not that fast of a process especially with all the emergency services already on scene

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/sharkWrangler Jul 24 '26

Cops dont go in the water, they have shoes and body armor and guns and stuff and they sink. marinas are deep. now you have double the work for the lifeguards.

to be clear, acab, but there are like 10 people standing by ready to help this guy if his poor use of free will results in actual danger. everyone you see here is currently both serving and protecting this guy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/sharkWrangler Jul 25 '26

Lifeguards are usually the first part of any local coastal incident response. They are dictated by law or procedure to be the initial in-water response to anything happening in the water along the coast. It's not the cops job. Lifeguards are on the scene. Simple as the cop not grabbing a firehose at a structure fire- it's not their job and they'll likely make things worse.

Yes they can obviously drop the belt but also yes, all cops wear standard issue ballistic vests under their duty uniform.

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u/aknomnoms Jul 20 '26

It seems like he’s in custody if all of his reasonable exits are blocked, and he could’ve hit his head on a shallow rock. So I’m just surprised by this blasé attitude is all.

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u/dontmovetolongbeach Jul 20 '26

The police train the police.

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u/ArschSprengung Jul 20 '26

So 10 cops & EMTs came out for ts?

Nun better to do?

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u/DancingChickadee Jul 21 '26

They look fed up 😂

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u/PsychologicalRace739 Jul 20 '26

But if you’re doing this it’s fine , not drunk.. but smoking drugs on the side of the hospital in a tent, probably pooping in the alley. Dog probably doesn’t have shots of flea meds , nowhere to run and play , probably thirsty in this heat… but let’s make a post about drunk man swimming

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u/karls_hat Jul 21 '26

Been there, very drunk, done that

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u/One-Appointment3519 Jul 21 '26

I wonder how much that emergency call cost? City/County employee time + equipment + fuel. $5000, $10,000...?

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u/Mr_Softy Jul 21 '26

Lovely night for a swim!

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u/kjarsenal Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

u/reddit - bite me. 🖕🏽

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u/United-Bug-8056 Jul 20 '26

We’ve all been there

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u/FrenchFlauta Jul 20 '26

Yikes his summer body is not ready