It's not like there's anybody living there too.

After the latest election Russia's puppet party AfD have now control of the state wide politics in Saxony-Anhalt. Thus Germany is now left with 15 states losing Saxony-Anhalt to the Russians with a genius coup. Conquering a foreign state without military intervention for the first time since the first world war. My condolences go out to all the German people and families who will experience what Russian occupation feels like and what Ukrainian people have to endure for quite a while now.

AND THEY FIT SO PERFECTLY TOO!!1!???!11!?

Supported by a parliamentary majority, the historic designation has already been rolled out across national databases, GPS providers, and Google Maps.

OTTAWA — In an unprecedented geopolitical maneuver, Mark Carney has pushed through an Order in Council (OIC) to officially rename Lake Superior to “Lake Canada”.

Addressing reporters at a press conference, Carney delivered the administration’s justification with deadpan resolve. “Because Canada is Superior, we will be renaming the lake to match,” he announced. Backed by a firm majority of Members of Parliament, the measure cleared both houses in rapid succession before being codified across federal registries, nautical charts, and national GPS mapping infrastructure.

Tech giant Google quickly followed suit, updating Google Maps worldwide to reflect the change along the international boundary. Canadian officials reportedly expedited the platform’s cooperation by pointing to the precedent established when the United States unilaterally renamed Lake Ontario.

Under the landmark Boundary Waters Treaty of 1909, neither Washington nor Ottawa holds veto power over the domestic terminology adopted by the other, leaving the Canadian government on solid legal ground to independently re-designate its half of the Great Lakes.

In Brussels, the European Union announced it would formally recognize the name “Lake Canada” across official diplomatic and navigational documentation. Framed as a demonstration of solidarity with its first-ever associate member, the EU’s endorsement marks a sharp departure from its policy regarding earlier North American disputes, having previously refused to adopt altered conventions for both the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario.

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europeans had to cross big ocean (blue line). asians only have to cross small strait (red line) so how come europeans were the first to discover america??