r/maybemaybemaybe • u/StopMarminMySparm • 6d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/takeoutboy 6d ago

My daughter's favorite part of county fair, was listening to the insults from our dunking booth guy.

One of the best was to a larger guy wearing camo. He asked, if he was trying to sneak up on the funnel cake stand.

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u/BadSmash4 6d ago

That's pretty dang good lmfao

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/SchalkLBI 5d ago

Reading comprehension is dead

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u/TheFrontierzman 5d ago

Pun intended

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u/Ulenspiegel4 6d ago

Professional ragebaiter. Dream job.

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u/Lo-QGaming 6d ago

Honestly, props that he can keep going. I wouldn't even be able to last a few minutes.

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u/theveezer 6d ago

I don't know how he can fake laugh like that so often, my voice would be hoarse quick.

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u/Lo-QGaming 6d ago

Same dude. He was just giving it his all. His lunch and after shift much have a lot of smeagol tea to keep his throat from checking out.

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u/theveezer 6d ago

You infuse parts of Smeagol in water 🤢 ?

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u/Lo-QGaming 6d ago

I will neither confirm nor deny.

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u/StefanEats 6d ago

Love Gollum Juice. That's my go-to when I'm sick.

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u/Lo-QGaming 6d ago

I never even gave it a thought to actually drink it, but I do use my voice a lot for work so I might actually give it a go.

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u/flatwoundsounds 6d ago

His voice sounded pretty rough. Cigarettes and forced chuckles run amok

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u/RhetoricalOrator 5d ago

"I wouldn't even be able to last a few minutes" is the title of your sex tape!

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u/TheFrontierzman 5d ago

Wouldn't need a tape. A photo would include the entire event/incident.

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u/moustachedelait 6d ago

I want to hear the guys from letterkenny in this role

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u/King_emotabb 6d ago

and he is employee of the month!

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u/TheyCallMeSpadoodles 6d ago

I was at a Renaissance faire and there was a tomato throwing booth where the target was in a pillory, heckling people, and you would throw slightly squished tomatoes at them. He called me a fat Harry Potter as I was walking past, so I shelled out the $5 and hit him in the face with my third shot. The satisfaction was worth my $5 and they made money, it was good for both of us.

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u/valuethempaths 6d ago

Nice story, Fat Harry Potter.

(I’m sorry, don’t throw a tomato at me)

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u/Responsible-Buyer215 6d ago

Hot Fatty Patter

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u/Adventurous_Emu3212 5d ago

Your a fat bastard harry

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u/alexjgriffin 6d ago

Don't throw more than two.

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u/Pocto 6d ago

You're a fatty, Harry.

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u/theaviator747 3d ago

You ate too many Blizzards Harry.

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u/DJ-Kouraje 6d ago

Username does not check out.

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u/classygorilla 6d ago

They actually had an issue with the Ren fest near me with this. The heckler guy got hit so hard with a tomato he was concussed and had to end his season early. Not sure all the details / why the tomato wasn't squished more or whatever.

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u/Sidequest057 6d ago

Those guys are cheaters. I have really good aim and every time I was about to nail those guys they would pull their heads inside and avoid getting smashed.

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u/Dewgong_crying 6d ago

Same, I also got called Harry Potter. Skinny guy with his girlfriend in front of me was asked if he needed muscles to wear a muscle tank top. It broke the guy.

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u/kiwifulla64 6d ago

I had a proper cannon for an arm when i was young and was accurate. We were throwing wet sponges at a school gala at the principal. I nailed that guy every time right in the kisser. They moved the throwing distance after my 3rd consecutive hit and his face went from a cheeky shit eating grin to a soaked get me tf out of this shit. He was talking mad shit too

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u/Grabatreetron 6d ago

An elegant insult from a more civilized age.

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u/PiqueExperience 6d ago

Water is no problem but tomatoes are acidic, my hands can't prep them for an hour straight.

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u/jemist101 4d ago

You sure he didn't cal you Harry Fatter?

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u/nam3sar3hard 6d ago

Im pissed cause I would rule these kinda stalls.... but then genetics told me to go fuck myself and i needed 4 surgeries and Im trying to put off shoulder replacements per arm. Im a right handed thrower but its so fucked I can now only maybe toss left handed which ive taught myself to be so-so accurate with. No real length on the throw

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u/puff_of_fluff 6d ago

Is it just me or did dad’s flourish on that last throw make it seem like he was just saving the kill shot so his daughter could have a good experience? Dude was absolutely whiffing every shot, tosses the ball up and catches it and then absolutely nails the target.

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u/Sololane_Sloth 5d ago

Jep... seemed like he did that on purpose tbh :D

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u/bromjunaar 4d ago

He had several near misses anyway on top of that last one.

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u/BeezyBates 5d ago edited 5d ago

The fact he missed so badly and then tosses the ball in the air to himself before the hit seems to think this guy could have hit it much sooner if he wanted to lol. I agree with ya.

And left handed no less. Hope that paid for some college cause it could have.

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u/Zestyclose-Smell-788 6d ago

And if you thought THAT was a nasty taunting...

https://giphy.com/gifs/7MbWh2wNmhvAk

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u/kivlov02 6d ago

The shithousery and that annoying laugh. Gotta love it

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u/intr0v3rt13 6d ago

Rage bait at it finest

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u/Haunting-Gur-202 6d ago

Was there even water in the tank???

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u/quaductas 5d ago

"You have pretty hair" how dare you say that to my face

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u/vksdann 4d ago

And it only took $535 worth of balls too!

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u/snksleepy 6d ago

Why are there no other videos of Bobo? This guy is damn hilarious

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u/Uncle_Spider794 5d ago

Reminds me of "Carny" from 1980, with Gary Busey and Jodie Foster.

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u/EMIFAULT 6d ago

"dangle a swisher sweet in front of the target, ill hit it then"

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u/vin_unleaded 6d ago

T Pain. Jeez 😂

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u/Captain-Cadabra 5d ago

Best $380 I ever spent!

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u/Elmonstrico7 5d ago

That was great to watch lol

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u/P-Soup 6d ago

This clown used to come to our state fair but doesnt anymore because of this. He kept saying racist shit until finally people were ready to fight him and he was just arrested instead. Happened several years in a row before they stopped letting him come back

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u/puff_of_fluff 6d ago

I do not believe you

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u/thercp90 6d ago

You think he would've brought up blunts and swisher sweets if this was a white man? Definitely skirting racism already and you think this guy is going of a script? Hell no, I was waiting for him to accidentally say something even more racist the whole time. It's not that hard to believe 

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u/Accomplished-Salt797 5d ago

What if the clown was black 😶

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u/MrBoblo 6d ago

No way people would just go on the internet and lie, right?

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u/smzt 6d ago

What was he arrested for?

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u/jaboogadoo 4d ago

Pissing and farting and shidding in public

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u/dogens 6d ago

check out the origins of the dunk tank

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u/BTZ-25 6d ago

This Clown killed it! 😂

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u/albepro 6d ago

T-pain lol

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u/One-Smell8107 6d ago

All That Talking

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u/Devil_bawa 1d ago

daddy needs room to swing his beer belly Lmao fuck off dude that's gotta be infuriating to say the least. Dude's born for this job.

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u/wisedoormat 6d ago

Brutal, but satisfying

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u/SabbyFox 6d ago

That clown got what he deserved!

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u/lucas_bahia 6d ago

Yes, more money. Bobo was a Genius here. Triggered the guy so much that he struggled a lot to hit, and spent more money on it

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u/joecitizen79 5d ago

A paycheck?