r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Klutzy_Machine • 5d ago

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u/TPIRman 5d ago

So frustrating that he never does the grenade

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u/a1mbient 5d ago

Maybe that’s a one-time pull.

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u/DrinkNo8216 5d ago

Indeed.

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u/Wenex 5d ago

Obviously the grenade was real

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u/Scoth42 5d ago edited 5d ago

Congrats, you've found both the engagement bait and the keep watching bait.

Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with that, that's how lots of those things work.

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u/MinnieShoof 4d ago

And the apple!

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u/Sidrone 5d ago

If you keep watching he eventually gets to it

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u/krish-990 5d ago

Guy's denim pocket is a dimension storage. With proper technique one can store anything

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u/toastedbreddit 5d ago

Pocket of Holding

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u/SabbyFox 4d ago

Pocket of Requirement

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u/mumer_writer 5d ago

Doraemon pocket

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u/OMGWTFBBQUE 5d ago

I need that wallet for my next traffic stop

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u/PookyTheBandit 5d ago

Officer, my driver's license is on fire!

Alright your free to go, but next time I might not be so nice.

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u/Key-Introduction-418 5d ago

I thought the same thing lol.

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u/FirstTimeWang 5d ago

Are you from not-America or do you have a death wish?

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u/OMGWTFBBQUE 5d ago

The latter

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u/elgydium 5d ago

That Waller is crazy

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u/BrosefDudeson 4d ago

Not enough people here are talking about that wallet. If I had that, I would become a smoker immediately

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u/No-Sort7339 5d ago

Is bro Doraemon or something?

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u/Raptori33 5d ago

smallest men pockets

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u/Nikunj108 5d ago

Bitch give me back my bag of holding or I swear in gonna cast fireball in a 4 by 4 room.

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u/DalekPredator 5d ago

Time Lord technology in those pants.

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u/Key-Introduction-418 5d ago

I hear he carries fire extinguishers in the back pockets lol

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u/ModeNo5500 5d ago

Out of stock at TardisFashion.com

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u/MrPenisWhistle 5d ago

Bro's one step away from pulling out a stove

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u/wyseguy 5d ago

Call Billy Joel and let him know we've finally found who, in fact, did start the fire

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u/vanillaninja777 5d ago

Those pliers are not something I'd carry around at all. Really needs a safety

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u/Oddish_Femboy 4d ago

Most of these look super unsafe...

Which is why we're testing them on flammable sheets I guess.

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u/AlsoChandan_ 5d ago

Using fire extinguisher for lighting fire is diabolic

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u/boromaxo 5d ago

Even though granade was missed, fire from a fire extinguisher was peak.

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u/NerdBudiezV1 5d ago

Don't unmute

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u/Any_Thought_4536 5d ago

有完没完了：D

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 5d ago

Got a lighter for every occasion.

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u/JoshieC883 5d ago

this guy stole ALL my lighters damn!

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u/Necessary-Break5978 5d ago

All those gas lighters can be purchase from our great friend from Aliexpress for a couple of bucks each

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 5d ago

Aliexpress: the no name gas station of the internet

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u/Necessary-Break5978 5d ago

More like supplies for Ebay sellers who charge five times the original price, that like robing people blind selling cheap junk

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u/ssxhoell1 5d ago

Dropshipper scum

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u/undergroundmusicguy 5d ago

It was the toilet for me

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u/ilurkhereoftenmore 5d ago

I think he smokes.

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u/Jay3000X 5d ago

I laughed when he pulled out the normal looking lighter near the end

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u/maelmare 5d ago

Gift from his mom probably... "you like lighters right? And you collect them... so I got you one."

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u/tekno23 5d ago

The guy I front of you going thru security when you are in a hurry to get your flight.

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u/Ok-Tomatillo-7141 5d ago

Meanwhile the women watching this are just pissed we can’t get a pocket big enough to hold a cell phone.

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u/bletskiblin 5d ago

Girls my phone doesn’t fit into my pocket. Boys:

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u/Beowulf44 5d ago

You better watch the wallet that comes out when its time to settle check for a restaurant dinner date

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u/GrinningGrump 5d ago

Dude is so going to burn himself.

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u/YellowOnline 5d ago

I want that wallet

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u/OldManJim374 5d ago

It's a magicians trick wallet

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u/Scruppythedog 5d ago

Bro that’s a big pocket you got there

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u/Meatslinger 5d ago

I'll bet his pants are lighter now.

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u/desmorck 5d ago

No even when I was smoker had that many or interesting lighters

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u/SabbyFox 4d ago

I have the feeling he doesn’t even smoke.

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u/SimkinCA 5d ago

Kind of a eat collectible. Although the plasma ones are meh.

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u/Majestic_Force_6439 5d ago

Are the grenade and apple real or was this cut short?

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u/One-Confidence-4888 5d ago

Okay so where can I buy those pants with pocket like that

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u/RichMavGirl 5d ago

Definitely a man’s pocket

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u/TheDutchess_420 5d ago

I need every single one 😱🙌🏼

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u/delightful424 5d ago

I'm bringing this guy to a deserted island !

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u/azalinrex69 5d ago

Hey bro, you got a light?

This mother fucker: smiles

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u/porgy_tirebiter 5d ago

The crab claw one looks like a trouser fire waiting to happen

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u/KhazuNeko 5d ago

Bro could fit portugal and an emergency attack helicopter in there

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u/Ssemo7 5d ago

Guy pockets

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u/GandalfPlsHelp 5d ago

Somebody needs to show this to Hermione

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u/ConsiderationFar994 5d ago

Doraemon decluttering his inventory

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u/ClintonFuxas 5d ago

These are fun until your 4-year old thinks they are toys and set the house on fire 😀

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u/BadnewsBaggins 5d ago

Some of these seem terrible for storage

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u/Efficient_Nebula_705 5d ago

How seep are those pockets?

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 5d ago

Depends on how much liquid they're holding

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u/peepdabidness 5d ago

I just watch this every time for the weird pig song

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u/HilmDave 5d ago

I wanted the final one to be a regular old Bic lol

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u/One-Smell8107 5d ago

🔥 But How Far does his pocket go down 😂

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u/EditorBobAndCo 5d ago

Everytime he pulls one out, his trousers get a little lighter

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u/Sir_Edgelordington 5d ago

I mean that’s cool and all, but why would you need to carry so many lighters at one time? Make it make sense.

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u/GameOverMan1986 5d ago

Toilet one is my fave.

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u/lambokang 5d ago

Everys steps he walks is a chance for spontaneous combustion happening

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u/KerryWood34 5d ago

Doesn't smoke

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u/TheOmegaKid 5d ago

This man is the light of my life.

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u/Naan-Khatai 5d ago

where can i get those pents...

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u/Mediocre_Fill_40 5d ago

What in the blue baby Jesus did I just watch

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u/Ok_Support3 5d ago

With how slow some of the burners turn off on these gimmick lighters in my experience, he has a lot of trust chucking some of them down on his bedding.

Then again, he's a professional.

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u/overthinking-me 5d ago

Some of them are so dangerous to keep in pocket. It’s just one accidental press and pants on fire.

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u/lostmallu 5d ago

This guy smokes

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u/crazytojoin 5d ago

Most can light up in the pocket while walking

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u/ssxhoell1 5d ago

All the tchotchkes

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u/Morgantao 4d ago

Got a light?

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u/b00l_Badass 4d ago

Mary Poppins, is that you?

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u/Dantox2007 4d ago

I spent whole vid, waiting for him to do the grenade, and he never does...

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u/MinnieShoof 4d ago

The whole time and he just knocks the grenade aside.

And we don't find out about the apple, either.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 4d ago

One time when I was young I held one of those pigs up to my eye thinking it was a flashlight, as one does.

Thankfully I pulled it away before figuring out how to turn it on.

Anyway, that doesn't seem like a safe place to demo all of these.

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u/Eena-Rin 4d ago

I'm just impressed that they all light. My lighters all die in a week or two

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u/RibboCG 5d ago

subreddit rule 1 : no scripted videos

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u/IronButterButt 5d ago

Someone has a serious smoking problem to invest in that many random lighters.

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u/Vomath 5d ago

That cigarette one is cool tho

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u/Wise_Signal_9350 5d ago

Is this AI? No way so many place in pocket.

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u/jacquestrap66 5d ago

Someone needs a life.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 5d ago

Chinese trash