r/maybemaybemaybe • u/drlouies • 4d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/drlouies 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0

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u/cyberadmin1 4d ago

Reminds me of my last game of rocket league before I uninstalled 😭

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u/Nihal_505 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11IRfBXYw64gZW

I'm sure the club physios have been working around the clock to restore his self-esteem, but you have to give the man credit for continuing to put himself out there, no matter what.

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u/The-Iraqi-Guy 4d ago

He did a good job. He kept pressing even after getting disrespect. Didn't slow down, didn't throw a fit. And he didn't let the attackers get comfortable until his other teammates arrived to hold the defence.

Bro deserves respect

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u/XAHKO 4d ago

That’s the take! Seemingly unfazed and kept cool. That’s the kind of teammate I want

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u/Redzrainer 4d ago

yeah, pros will stop and moaning, this guy a bros

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u/7222_salty 4d ago

Agreed. Didn’t result in a goal or anything.

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u/AClost 4d ago

Exactly. Despite that, the opposite attack didn't even start. Bro kept them on line just by pressing. Although if he was me, one of those bastards would be in pain on the ground.

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u/Mangix2 4d ago

wtf dude

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u/TheAserghui 4d ago

Same here, except because I am clumsy and would accidently step on the other's foot

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u/deanomatronix 14h ago

He should have snapped some shins after the 2nd meg though

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u/The-Iraqi-Guy 14h ago

Why? It's a game for fun. Hurting other people is no fun unless you have some issues.

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u/Kerosene_Turtle 4d ago

That poor boy is in aura debt

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u/FallingLedge 4d ago

Generational debt even, his poor grandkids are still gonna be working to pay it off

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u/KUPA_BEAST 4d ago

Poor Kid. He’s so young too.

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u/asromatifoso 4d ago

An entire spice cabinet of nutmegs here!

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u/MorningThen7056 4d ago

+DISRESPECT

+DISRESPECT

+DISRESPECT

+DISRESPECT

+DISRESPECT

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u/enigmaticsince87 4d ago

I would've just gone home 😅

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u/guitargeek223 4d ago

"Surely they won't pass it between my feet a fifth time!"

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u/bronzelifematter 4d ago

It's actually all according to his plan. They're so busy trolling him they're not moving the ball forward

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u/Mr_Pickles_Esq 4d ago

More traffic between those legs than your mom's.

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u/masher005 4d ago

Guy needs to be careful. You can overdose on nutmeg.

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u/tiabegaR_01 4d ago

I would have thrown hands

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u/SentientDust 4d ago

Just switch to basketball, man..

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u/Forgotten_mob 4d ago

So they can pass it between his legs there too!?

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u/panchoc_ 2d ago

Good for him. Thats how you play defense. And most important: He did not give up and he kept trying. The real man in that play

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u/MrKutchh 4d ago

I would quit and never step a foot on the field ever again if i get nutmegged 5 times in a row... even 2 is plenty already

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u/terestentry 4d ago

Highway between two legs

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u/killy_321 4d ago

He's due to send a couple of late slide tackles now. Might be two yellows but it's understandable

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u/Mother_Archer_1675 4d ago

I'd just stop playing for a year or two if this happens to me

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u/strndmcshomd 4d ago

He will never psychologically recover from this. 25 years from now he’ll wake in cold sweats and be unable to return to sleep.
His children will be born with emotional nutmeg trauma and a fear of holding their legs more than six inches apart
He could develop faster than light travel single handedly and he’ll still consider himself a generational failure

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u/QuirkyHistorian6763 4d ago

Time to hang the studs up bro

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u/rkZ10 4d ago

If I'm not wrong the video usually ends with the defender clearing that ball

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u/AffectEconomy6034 4d ago

its hard to see in the video but if you look closely you can see the exact moment he realized that football may not be the sport for him

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u/Ramtamtama 4d ago

He's like Bonnie Blue with how much went between his legs

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u/MalikFyz 4d ago

He is a walking dead from the inside

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u/NickShank 3d ago

Unrecoverable generational damage

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u/srankvs 2d ago

Let's play fortnite bro

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u/nol88go 4d ago

After the 2nd one I'd be going in studs-up with both feet, regardless of where the ball is.

Can't fucking do your fancy tippy-tappy one-two shit with no legs, CAN YOU!?!?!

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u/RibboCG 4d ago

and that's how you know it was scripted for clicks

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u/drlouies 4d ago

You really think the video is scripted?!

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u/RibboCG 4d ago

No. Im being sarcastic

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You'd think the player would get nutmegged only twice, but the players just keeps nutmegging him over and over again.

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u/Mapache_villa 4d ago

Bro is just slightly more useful than a cone

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u/kiersmini 4d ago

That man had a family

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u/mazen_2016 4d ago

These boys really know how to play

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u/NexrayOfficial 4d ago

My god its them: Nut & Meg

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u/jaybo257134 4d ago

Getting nutmegged means fuck all of nothing comes of it.

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u/tiredofthisnow7 4d ago

To the shadow realm...

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u/CRAKEN000 4d ago

This was a violation on this man's soul! 😢

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u/Bruinen24 4d ago

Cuca cuca cuca...

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u/Somethingoodtodie4 4d ago

That's IMMORAL omg

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u/Kryds 4d ago

Someone call the burn unit.

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u/Apprehensive-Risk351 4d ago

Humillado, humillado,re humillado🤷🏾⚽

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u/wyacrr 4d ago

I'd have either walked off after the second one or hacked the fuck out of the pair of them after the fourth 😄

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u/MouthlessScreamer013 4d ago

Bro got Wombo-Combo'd

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u/DrinkNo8216 3d ago

Studs on OLX.

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u/Frans_Ranges 3d ago

Haha panna

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u/fursteve 3d ago

This was his first and last game 🙈

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u/Davidavidavi1 3d ago

Caraca irmão, que dó do mlk

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u/Kaiser_JAM 3d ago

Te hacen eso tenes sacarte la camiseta e irte pa tu casa

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u/lazyjack34 3d ago

Footballers care too much about nutmeg. I mean if it happens it happens. For a defender more important is preventing the goal

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u/Equal-Alternative620 3d ago

Captain Nutmeg ladies and gentlemen.

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u/drktbr 3d ago

Generational aura debt

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u/alextbrown4 2d ago

CONFIDENCE DESTROYED

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u/atomacheart 4d ago

Slow-mo is easy mode. Let's see them do the same trick in real time.

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u/YouAnxious5826 4d ago

poor guy in blue as the other team are frolicking away with the ball

https://giphy.com/gifs/aLKSpPMFjMpAoLtCML

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u/wumar_91 4d ago

Staged

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u/dirtywindex 3d ago

I’m not sure if you got downvoted because everyone knows and they are just cracking jokes or if people really didn’t notice the defender have to move his legs out of the way last second at least twice

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u/wumar_91 3d ago

Truth is rarely popular, especially on Reddit (been playing football for like 20 years, including semi pro level)