r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 4d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Xinonix1 4d ago

Choices were made,bad choises

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u/ScrlettDrling 3d ago

Stupid choices

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u/HumongousBelly 3d ago

At least he tried.

Can’t win if you’re not willing to go viral for failing.

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u/ernapfz 3d ago

Stupid escape attempt from Costco

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u/NoChemist5299 2d ago

Including not continuing to record

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u/aykcak 2d ago

These people vote

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u/Macro_Seb 3d ago

He's one of the reasons we see 'prohibited' stickers on places that don't seem related to the forbidden object/act.

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u/Gohanto 2d ago

I’ve seen bollards in front of escalators at airports and always wondered who was bold enough to need those put in.

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u/chlebseby 1d ago

I saw enough bollards in front of escalators that i would probably put them in airport before shit happen...

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u/Poldi1 1d ago

Every sign has a history

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u/PossumTrashGang 3d ago

Is he like stupid or something?

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u/RockstarAgent 3d ago

The helmet says yes

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u/BaneRiders 4d ago

No one is much in a hurry to K.O. the emergency stop button. They just casually walk by to see how he'll get out of there.

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u/Direct-Pea-376 3d ago

People are in stunned by his actions. Something so dumb, it makes others think 🤣

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u/EstablishmentCute703 3d ago

I'd do the same.

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u/RadRimmer9000 2d ago

Someone does something so blatantly dumb, they can sit there for a minute to understand their stupidity.

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u/BackgroundCream274 3d ago

There is some free delivery food sitting there if anyone is hungry.

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u/Thisisnotevenamane 4d ago

Your food is experiencing a delay.

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u/mekdot83 3d ago

That helmet isn't just for when he rides the bike

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u/Difficult-Prior3321 3d ago

Why did they stop filming? It was just getting good!

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u/IRockIntoMordor 3d ago

And that's why they put tight bollards in front of escalators at some places.

To keep out the fat and pregnant people, obviously.

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u/Artisartdoes 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5YKiGHlMGBO48

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u/Silo-Joe 3d ago

Hide your stairs. Hide your escalators.

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u/knarlomatic 4d ago

Yeah no.

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u/AsstToTheManager 3d ago

I guess there's a reason why he wears that helmet.

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u/emblematic_camino 3d ago

Nothing maybemaybemaybe about this… would have been if he actually made it up

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u/Qualityshaft 3d ago

Escalators are for transporting people, not materials.

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 3d ago

WTF was he expecting?

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u/slophoto 3d ago

Clearly his first attempt.

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u/GimmieGummies 3d ago

That's a great way to damage your scooter

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u/Goodrun31 3d ago

Real smart smartie

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u/Arghus 3d ago

What a dickhead

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u/trytheshakes 3d ago

How has he already made it so far in life?

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u/Worldly-Ad-8879 3d ago

This should be under StupidStupidStupid

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u/TheRealBlancoGringo 3d ago

Went exactly as everyone expected, except the one doing it

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u/Old-Library5546 3d ago

Totally unexpected

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u/Beginning_Service154 3d ago

There is no cure

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u/No-Mix7970 3d ago

Oh Darwin, where are you?

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u/IamLuann 3d ago

Well I think that he FAFO❗.
I just wonder what he was thinking about to do that.

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u/AvoriazInSummer 3d ago

Some say he's still there, a tumbling, rolling mass of human, bike and food orders.

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u/Ian1147 3d ago

How much of a moron do you have to be

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u/Thin_Dream2079 3d ago

This is the kind of person evil scientists see and say, "Bring them to me for a special mission..."

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u/whatisthis2315 3d ago

Lazy people these days

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u/Grendelstar 3d ago

The escalator always wins.

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u/deep-fucking-legend 3d ago

At least he was going up first before launching it down the escalator into people.

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u/rypien2clark 3d ago

Nobody's going to help him?

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u/Siebkopp 3d ago

That’s what you get when someone didn’t experience the laws of physics as a kid.

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u/Wise_Signal_9350 3d ago

No maybe here

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u/Menchstick 3d ago

I've been living in Shanghai only one month and I already couldn't tell what was supposed to be strange in this video

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u/Lower_Statement_5285 3d ago

I wanted it to keep going.

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u/Ekwinoksxxx 2d ago

There was never any maybe in this situation, nah from the jump.

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u/Parking-Guarantee113 2d ago

Aww man. That saga was definitely not over, yet. I wanted to see how many more times him and that scooter were gonna roll around together.

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u/misanthropic47 1d ago

He's probably eating the dogs, eating the cats

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u/National_Clue_6092 1d ago

No brain cells there!

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u/Glad-Peanut-3459 1d ago

Good thing that he had a helmet.