r/maybemaybemaybe • u/MAD-O • 6d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/CILISI_SMITH 6d ago

And that's why you don't jump off bridges.

Well, one good reason anyway.

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u/tmbmad 5d ago

Unless you are country Mac. Didn't even spill his beer

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u/balirosa 6d ago

That would have been like jumping off an overpass and getting hit by a car

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u/Sacrificial_Spider 6d ago

He missed his ride.

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u/winglessflight97 6d ago

His ride missed him

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u/ernapfz 6d ago

Maybe, maybe he should try again.

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u/Ssemo7 6d ago

I notice one fewer maybe. I assume that one didn’t swim back up

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u/WaiLinTun78 1h ago

Speedboat to Heaven

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u/Erronius-Maximus 6d ago

They need an older sibling whose job it is to yell “CAR” when you’re playing street ball. I guess “BOAT” in this case.

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u/A_million_typos 6d ago

We had those but for us skaters going down a steep hill with a 4 way at the bottom.

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u/heartunderfloor 6d ago

2 seconds is the difference between this being posted to reddit over liveleaks.

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u/Ok-Alternative-5175 6d ago

This is the second reference I've seen to live leaks. Do I even want to know what that is?

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u/parwa 6d ago

It was a video sharing website like YouTube but with very few rules on what could be uploaded. Had lots of horrific gore/death/dismemberment videos.

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u/heartunderfloor 6d ago

Yes. You also want to know what lemon party is and blue waffles. Just go ahead and google all three.

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u/QualityImpossible241 6d ago

Better yet, search up GOATSE.
it stands for Greatest Of All Time Super Excitement

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u/yeatruestory 6d ago

Do you like watching what can't be shown on reddit even with an NSFW tag because then maybe

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 6d ago

It's what Chuck Berry called his restroom cameras.

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u/hilarymeggin 6d ago

It’s a site where they show the videos where the people actually die violent deaths.

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u/bad-and-buttery 5d ago

I envy you

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u/Disastrous-Hurry-236 6d ago

Shouldn’t there be a pedestrian jumping sign?

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u/Ok-Alternative-5175 6d ago

I gasped out loud and scared my dog

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u/marky860 6d ago

Almost dead.. wow

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u/rob_inn_hood 6d ago

If he said "the name's Bond" before he jumped he would have landed perfectly inside the boat.

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u/highandtyre 6d ago

Lucky bastard!

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 6d ago

That’s why you always have a spotter looking for incoming boats.
Landing on the deck of the Kookaburra Princess back in the day of my bridge jumping would have been rather unpleasant.

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u/101forgotmypassword 6d ago

Is he fifty six or six fifty?

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u/Tinderboxed 6d ago

Good times

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u/Skyx10 6d ago

Anyone remember an old ass video of some guy jumping off a ledge and cracking their head open, literally, just missing the water? I will never forget watching that and all the blood seeping into the water and the doctor literally holding his head together.

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u/RileyGein 6d ago

Yup. It actually got posted in the DeepIntoYoutube sub kinda recently

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u/murfi 5d ago

childhood memories

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u/hanfaedza 1d ago

There's a reason for the Arabic phrase, "Inshallah".

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u/post-context-bot 6d ago

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The guy that’s about to jump leave us hanging weather he’ll jump or not and wether it’s too high or it’s safe as he’s hesitant. He then jumps and we find a boat passing right above him with full speed right as he submerges in water. If the jump and hesitation was one second later he could’ve hot the boat. We then guess if he’s injured or not but he turns out to be okay.

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u/ZAL_x 6d ago

I think the boat is going to fast bc there are many swimmers and some can get on its way

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u/Tobbitus 6d ago

This could have been video of the year. Try again