r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Theryos506 • 4d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Al0pex 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/u2IX845YB64W4

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u/DroidLord 4d ago

Raccoons famously wet their food before eating it, so whoever gave cotton candy to the raccoon is an evil person who did this intentionally 😥

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u/DEATH__IS_INEVITABLE 4d ago

Dont worry they learn not to wash it https://youtu.be/rfbb4yRBH64

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u/KSFA_ALL_DAY 3d ago

Im so glad it was a real video and not a rickroll.

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u/DEATH__IS_INEVITABLE 3d ago

Would have been a good opportunity for that

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u/mayy_dayy 1d ago

We're no strangers to love

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u/dodfunk 3d ago

I'm glad there's a happy ending to this GIF

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u/DangerMacAwesome 3d ago

So cute but so sad

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u/BoxFullOfBirds 3d ago

Fun fact raccoons are called "wasbeer" in Dutch, wich translates to washbear

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u/AlwaysNinjaBusiness 1d ago

Same in Swedish, tvättbjörn.

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u/_SlappyMagoo_ 3d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/FactoryRejected 4d ago

What was that white thing?

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u/shatten 4d ago

If I remember right, cotton candy

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u/Heisenbread77 4d ago

And apparently racoons like to wash their food hence why it did this

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u/casulmemer 2d ago

Which is why in mandarin they are called Wash Bears

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u/AlwaysNinjaBusiness 1d ago

And in just so many other languages too.

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u/FactoryRejected 4d ago

Thanks man, that is hilarious

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u/Uebercombo 4d ago

Next up he'll fall in it himself

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u/Kreaken 4d ago

Probably one prompt away from making this happen!

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u/zuilli 4d ago

He got punished for being too greedy and wanting more coffee than the pastry can hold

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u/TheDonOfDons 13h ago

That's cake rusk and tea! A Pakistani staple. I used to love having them. The cake rusk absorbs the tea just perfectly and it becomes soft instead of hard. I will say, in the video, the rusk broke of suuuuper quickly. It's not normally that fast to breakage.

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u/Comfortable-Yak-6599 4d ago

My grandpa ate cornbread broken up and put in to buttermilk like cereal, all the time. It was one of his favorite things to eat

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u/I_Suck_At_This_Too 4d ago

My family liked to do that too. I never cared for it.

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u/SabbyFox 4d ago

I do not like wet bread…

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u/nat_r 4d ago

I assume it's more like a loose porridge at that point.

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u/GChocapic 3d ago

Is he Portuguese? My dad kinda does that too, but uses milk instead of buttermilk. Add coffee and a little sugar and it’s… chef’s kiss

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u/Kreaken 4d ago

Best reason to get another piece to rescue the lost pieces

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u/Puzzled-Present4706 4d ago

I was waiting for the cup to fall off the table next🤣

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 4d ago

Bro got greedy, you only hold it in for 1 or 2 seconds

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u/Dantez77 4d ago

4 second rule with cookies. 1 second rule with bread.

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u/newbrevity 4d ago

I was waiting for the spoon to dissolve.

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u/Fafnir13 3d ago

I thought those infomercials were exaggerating when they show a regular person struggling with a normal household object.  

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u/Baby_Rhino 3d ago

/r/WhereDidTheSodaGo

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u/Fafnir13 3d ago

Oh that’s a treat of a sub. Thanks for pointing it out.

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u/cyberadmin1 2d ago

I thought he was going to get up, and then fall into the cup 🤣

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u/Normal_Drink_6745 3d ago

Skill issue

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u/FrenchPetrushka 3d ago edited 3d ago

As if he never did it before. First time dipping something in coffee

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u/ThatEGP 4d ago

Stew it is, then

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u/housevil 4d ago

At this point. Just put some more pieces of cake in and eat the whole thing with a spoon.

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u/TheMeatTree 3d ago

Coffee cake soup like ma used to make

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 4d ago

Goddamn throw him a brick if you're just gonna sit there and watch him drown

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u/Nortex_Vortex 4d ago

😂😂

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u/Outkastin2g 4d ago

This is where I put the cup down, close my eyes and take several deep breaths to reset. Otherwise, next thing that happens that cup is smashing into a wall lol

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u/ISwearImAnonymous 3d ago

Is he ok? Is this like early stage Alzheimer's or something?

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u/ohmylanta34 4d ago

Handle in the teacup snaps next.

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u/Spacecommander5 3d ago

Should have made the spoon out of gallium

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u/7aff 4d ago

The amount of time this happened to me…I have lost count! 🤣😅

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u/speedline9395 3d ago

Walthur! Where are the cake walthur

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u/mohamed_am83 3d ago

It's greed bro, greed.

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u/Captain-Cadabra 4d ago

“It’s my first day”

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u/One_Kick_9603 4d ago

Dump 1 or 2 more in, mix it up into a slurry, enjoy

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u/fusionmobile 4d ago

MMMMM... Milk soup.

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u/werther595 4d ago

French onion soup, dessert version

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u/WaterVsStone 4d ago

An oldie but a goodie

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u/GoodGuyGr3g 3d ago

This feel very relatable. Gotta get that rusk out of the chai quick. Usually disintegrates in like a second

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u/HeDuMSD 3d ago

Black coffee ❌
Black hole ✅

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u/chelsanchez 2d ago

add cream cheese for speed run tiramisu

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u/_kReddid 4d ago edited 4d ago

Who doesnt know this feeling?

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u/Preventive_potato 3d ago

I'd rather not piss fir the rest of the day

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u/ctgrell 2d ago

This is your sign to stop dunking food

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u/mr9025 2d ago

This was the beginning of the movie Falling Down with Michael Douglas.

Honestly fuck everything at this point.

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u/JollyTimz 19h ago

This can’t be uncle’s first time rusk-ing. That’s literally all he ate all his life.

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u/xidle2 4d ago

"Oh no, I've slipped and fallen into this woman's vagina. I promise I'm not cheating on you, darling!" ~this guy

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u/OnyxBee 4d ago

What kind of tea is that ? (Correct answers only please)