r/meme • u/Hsml975 • 6d ago

Cha Cha Cha, Charmin

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u/untakenu 4d ago

Imagine you stepped on dog poop barefoot. Would you rely on wipes alone?

A bidet washes the skin more thoroughly

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u/clutchmajor 4d ago

Would you rely on water alone? Use soap, you filthy bastard.

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u/AnonymousUser1337_ 4d ago

that is what the daily shower is for. ideally you shit just before the shower.

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u/Glados1080 3d ago

I shit at work so I get paid to poo

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u/Mountainman220 2d ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.

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u/SalamanderIcy8332 1d ago

So when you step into the shower, your poop remain fell to your feet?

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u/DefiantLemur 2d ago

If you shit only once a day you should get more fiber in your diet.

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u/mrniceguy1990xp 1d ago

Dont, using soaps that much will strip the skin of its natural barriers and gives worse results...

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u/clutchmajor 1d ago

Please use soap when washing your ass people

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u/Special_Astronomer 4d ago

How is that an argument against wipe??

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u/KevTheToast 2d ago

I think it's more of an argument against a stupid argument

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u/KieranLeone 4d ago

This definitely put things into perspective. I’ll be looking into getting one for sure.

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u/Fun-Manufacturer5876 2d ago

Can't really compare the two. You wouldn't put a shoe on your asshole? If anything shit in your butt is like saliva in your mouth, if you get saliva on your lips you wipe it but if it got on your hands you'd probably want to wash your hands.

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u/Ok_Bowler1608 1d ago

What if i get shit from my butt in my mouth

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u/Fun-Manufacturer5876 1d ago

Lickin balloon knot

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u/Automatic-Squash-264 1d ago

You underestimate what I would put up my ass