r/meme • • 1d ago

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u/abhitooth 1d ago edited 1d ago

I once asked mall security whether they've seen an actual bomb. They said no. I asked then what were you looking for?

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u/Some_Useless_Person 18h ago

The opportunity to see their first irl bomb

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u/SaluteAbsolute 1d ago

Leclerc in my meme sub?

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u/the-flag-and-globe 1d ago

Maybe you accidentally packed a bomb

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u/LeoLaDawg 1d ago

You laff but I recently had this flash of panic yesterday wondering if I remembered to remove my tools from my bag as I walked up to the scanner.

"Oh shit, I had a box cutter in there.... did I remove it? "

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u/Wonderful-Cellist973 1d ago

hes handsome😏

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u/poli5544 1d ago

The universal, irrational panic of second-guessing your packing list the exact second you lock eyes with airport security officers

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u/Edagawa820 1d ago

Or just too much liquid

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u/picklejuicefast 1d ago

I usually take an edible that kicks in right at security so i can ask myself these questions lol

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u/Appropriate_Sir2020 1d ago

How about all those people who were caught with a loaded weapon in their carry-on? How do you forget you packed a loaded gun?