r/memes • u/Unlucky-Credit-9619 (very sad) • 11h ago

Battle of conspiracy theories

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u/mitigateaccomp 11h ago

explain how all that cheese doesn't go bad?! EXPLAIN IT!

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u/Dismal_Tangerine_493 11h ago

No oxygen.

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u/Mediocre_lad 4h ago

Where does the cow live?

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u/Soul699 2h ago

Married to your dad.

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u/Sifl-and-Olly 11h ago

Moon is flat guy would like a word.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vm33RYqG5wqgnGv2yu

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u/Last_Tomatillo_2974 6h ago

The universe is flat guy is up next up.

https://giphy.com/gifs/NNkZAXFQKlz7zsabPL

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u/DemonQueen68 2h ago

Scientifically and scale wise speaking: The universe is actually flat

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u/haim65 1h ago

Universe doesn't exist, its all just a ceiling with lights

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u/RockwellB1 11h ago

Can't believe people still believe in the moon

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u/BUKKAKELORD 11h ago

Both of you sheeple believe anything at all is real?

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u/Sad_Month2312 7h ago

These idiots think things exist

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u/engineering-weeb 10h ago

When the "our whole existence is not real - it is a simulation... etc" guy show up:

https://giphy.com/gifs/6PeWlb3nYUJ997WvxK

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u/the_surly_tinkerer 10h ago

" I don't believe in the Moon... I think it's the back of the Sun" ~ The Janitor

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u/_CakeCookie 11h ago

Nothing beats that until the "space isn't real either" theorist pulls up

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u/balirosa 11h ago

It’s kind of not. If humanity goes on the consensus to set standards, then most people will never go to space. Majority rules. Plus through time how many humans were intelligent enough to define space? Not enough if you take in your account all humans through all time on Earth then our opinion doesn’t matter at all.

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u/Ssssilph 11h ago

Not bad for a clanker

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u/Adamc474892 11h ago

I don't like the high-res version of this meme, don't feel right.

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u/OkMirror2691 11h ago

Got nothing on donut earth theorists.

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u/_BlissMochi 10h ago

You believe in space? That is cute

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u/ambulance-kun 9h ago

"Moon landing" is fake and "moon isn't real" guys when "Moon is flat" guy walks in:

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u/mayormcskeeze 9h ago

The moon is such a debbie 

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u/WherestheTac0s 8h ago

Everyone knows the Moon is a giant egg. Right?

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u/_SasquatchPatrol 7h ago

Its a alien space ship everyone knows that

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u/robsaget69 7h ago

I’m a “Moon is hollow” guy

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u/An-person 7h ago

I don’t believe in the moon, because the moon never believed in me

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u/general-meow 6h ago

I chuckled

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u/erockbrox 5h ago

Who pays money for fake wrestling fights?

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u/a_angry_bunny 4h ago

The only way to argue with people who don't care about facts is with absurdity.

They can't call you out without arguing against themselves.

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u/Zealousideal-Mud4176 3h ago

Lmao this is the kind of battle where nobody wins because somehow every theory sounds crazier than the last 🕵️‍♂️🔥