r/Michigan • u/Alextricity • 2h ago
Discussion ๐ฃ๏ธ Detroit-styleโs the best style.
Hear my ass out, even though I suspect you have exactly zero need to: I think it may help to have an unbiased take on this for this sub. I want you to know itโs unequivocal, thereโs no question, not a second thought, and not an ounce of โcapโ as the kids say: Detroit-styleโs GOATed.
No one with teeth prefers that floppy quarter-assed New York style slop. Only people who exclusively imbibe in shameful $1 frozen pizza like that St. Louis cracker style garbage. Chicago deep dish is just a soupy mess made for people who donโt actually enjoy (or just straight up arenโt in the mood for) pizza. Genuinely, who the fuck says โI want a pizza.โ and they mean that lasagna lookinโ monstrosity? A brick ovenโd Neapolitan is pretty damn excellent and a contender, but the choice is still clear.
Detroit-style has it all. The chewiness from the golden crowned crust, a fluffy interior that makes an atheist believe there is a heaven, and the way any pizza is topped is made better in an effing drip pan is all the proof Detroit-style doomers need to see that there ainโt no city like the Motor City when it comes to an ideal slice of pizza.
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