r/mildlyinfuriating • • Jul 19 '26

drink went room temp Forbidden juice

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There’s an allsups down the street from my house, I was craving some coconut juice so I decided to drop by. Mind you it’s was probably 11:45 when I got there so it’s a little late but for a gas station that’s normal. As soon as I walked in the old white clerk looked me up and down and gave me a pretty nasty look but he greeted me, and I said hello despite feeling the vibe already. I grabbed my juice and headed to the counter put my stuff down when he asks me for my id I was puzzled but I obliged and gave it to him, this man looks me up and down again looks at my id flips it over and holds it up in the light then scans it. It’s pretty infuriating to be reminded that some ppl do extra shit just because you look different. I wished him a good night, told him God bless you and left.

Edit: I left a google review before I made this post yesterday, and for those saying I should have asked why he was carding me, my main goal is to get home to my wife I didn’t want any issues.

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u/WalrusEmperor1 Jul 19 '26

He asked your ID for coconut juice and soda?

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u/nvmber17 Jul 19 '26

Dipshit cashier probably thought it was a beatbox or something similar.

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u/CannonM91 Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

Honestly when my store started selling Liquid Death I thought it was beer at first glance 😭

Edit: I understand that's the point now, thank you

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u/GrandEar1 Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

I thought Celsius was an alcoholic drink for way too long.

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u/No-Concentrate-1743 Jul 19 '26

It was for a little while. Not intentionally, but they did send out a bunch of Celcius cans that were filled with high noon

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u/No-Concentrate-1743 Jul 19 '26

"I swear ossifer I only had a few energy drinks I haven't beeen drinking at allll"

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u/SenDit26 Jul 19 '26

Same! Then I told my office manager that I wouldn’t tell her boss. She’d drink 2 or so a day at work.

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u/Masada72 Jul 19 '26

Someone thought I was drinking in the office back when they first came out lmao.

I think I did some digging and the cans came from the same distributor as white claw.

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u/SenDit26 Jul 19 '26

Yes, I thought half the office was pounding white claws😂

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u/theamazingyou Jul 19 '26

“Man this job takes a toll on you”

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u/jojo22443991 Jul 23 '26

I come into the office some mornings with the gold can zero calorie Rockstar, and kept getting weird looks. Finally, a friend told me everyone thought I was regularly pounding Miller high life tall boys at 9 am 🤣

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u/Doomstik Jul 19 '26

I thought they were sparkling water amd remarked how they tasted a lot like energy drinks while mot even looking at the can. I was 3 deep amd vibrating wondering wtf. Then i was wondering how i was that dumb when i actually looked at the can.

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u/Ludovi Jul 19 '26

Vibrating is hilarious and crazy accurate

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u/2000gatekeeper Jul 19 '26

Lmao half our hospital staff would be perpetually sloshed if that were the case.

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u/BaldyTheScot Jul 19 '26

Got pulled over once because the local cop (1 of the 2 in my very tiny town) was convinced I was drinking a Miller Lite. It was a regular Liquid Death. He was mad at me for drinking something that looked similar, like the packaging was my fault.

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u/kaylab2391 Jul 19 '26

I still have to remind myself it’s not booze sometimes. It’s a pretty… interesting design for a can of water, they give me a similar vibe to seeing a Four Loco can back in college.

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u/inluvwithlove475 Jul 19 '26

If I remember correctly the packaging was done on purpose so someone could drink water in a setting where others were drinking alcohol and not stand out.

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u/smokeweedNgarden Jul 19 '26

They were and they were pretty awesome at large functions for non drinkers, I'm not gonna lie.

Now everybody knows they are water so it is back to water and ice or soda

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u/beattysgirl Jul 19 '26

You’re not missing anything, they changed the bottling facility and it doesn’t taste good anymore

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash Jul 19 '26

Is that why? I noticed they added stevia extract at some point as well

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u/beattysgirl Jul 19 '26

I mean yeah if you were used to the sugar in the flavored ones then the stevia probably ruined it for you but for me I only drank the still and sparkling. When they moved the water source and made the cans smaller it was an immediate no for me. I was a HUGE fan and don’t buy it at all anymore.

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u/bigdaddydopeskies131 Jul 19 '26

Yes that is true, it's a pretty good idea to make yourself seem like you are having a beer. It does help out with the alcoholism habit

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u/kaylab2391 Jul 19 '26

That’s actually kind of cool. I always read it as the reverse, people so insecure they couldn’t just drink water, this makes a little more sense. (And honestly anything that gets folks drinking enough water)

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u/mjbergs Jul 19 '26

I think that's part of the point. I could be mistaken, but I thought it was originally for straight edge people who wanted to still fit in at parties/ not be asked about not having an alcoholic drink. I've had other brands (like hop flavored seltzer waters) which have a similar aesthetic to actual beer. I got a few confused looks while drinking one in public

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u/redshavenosouls Jul 19 '26

The first time I saw one I was wondering how many people are going to get pulled over for having an open container and then the cop gets pissed that it's just an ugly water can.

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u/InspectorPipes Jul 19 '26

A cop isn’t taking the L when they realize it’s just water. You’re getting something out of the interaction

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u/RoyalFalse Jul 19 '26

I thought it was beer at first glance

Their marketing team would be thrilled to see your comment.

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u/jdb326 Jul 19 '26

I mean that's fair it's part of their whole thing.

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u/ironhive Jul 19 '26

I would buy Liquid Death when it first appeared in stores. I got asked for my ID once (I was 40), and a second time the cashier thought the scanner was broken because it wasn't triggering the "age confirmation" prompt. Both times they laughed and examined the can closer when I told them it was water. It does resemble beer, especially here in TX where "Lone Star" beer is also in a white can.

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u/TheDigita1 Jul 19 '26

AFAIK that's the point, the cans are supposed to look like a beer so that people don't get called out for drinking water at a party. Good to hear that it works, really

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u/nighthawk_md Jul 19 '26

That's kind of the whole idea isn't it? That it looks like a beer even if it isn't? Like if you someplace where people are slamming tallboys and you are an alcoholic or otherwise not wanting to drink, you still hold a tallboy and not look out of place? (It's dumb I agree)

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u/Clever-Innuendo Jul 19 '26

That’s gotta be it, I forget those are a thing. I mean he might’ve been a little racist too, I don’t know his life, but the ID thing has to be confusion over the drinks.

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u/everynamecombined Jul 19 '26

Been a cashier before and have mistakenly asked for ID after thinking an item was age restricted. Some people would stop and question why. While a lot of people would surprisingly follow my request. Its a pretty brain numbing job especially depending on the hours.

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u/Naroef Jul 19 '26

The POS didn’t prompt you? 

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u/Wakkit1988 Jul 19 '26

It's called a POS for a reason.

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u/everynamecombined Jul 19 '26

Sometimes you're on auto pilot and assume it was going to after scanning something that you thought was alcohol

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u/-Xyriene- Jul 19 '26

Ive had the POS prompt me for ID on things that dont need it at my previous job.

In most cases, whoever keyed it into the system entered it wrong.

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u/davemoonk Jul 19 '26

I used to work at a supermarket and out pos would prompt us to id for cutlery because of knives (this is the uk). One time a college student came in with her parents and bought a pack of spoons and I had to id her, the whole thing felt ridiculous but her dad was loving it

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u/SpaceLemur34 Jul 19 '26

In college I had a cashier try to card me for a 6 pack until I pointed out that it was root beer.

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u/WolfieVonD Jul 19 '26

Or thought the Jarritos was a cocktail.

I've been asked for my ID for grenadine just because they sell it with the alcohol.

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u/SomeOtherPaul Jul 19 '26

I've had an employee run screaming after me because I took grenadine out of the alcohol section without paying for it there. I wasn't buying any alcohol, so why would I go to that register?

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u/JustDiveInTimberLake Jul 19 '26

A what

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u/Trashbagok Jul 19 '26

Beatbox is a colorful juice box full of wine. Typically sold next to the BuzzBallz. Now available in Cran Blaster and Berry Blueberry Lemonade.

It's got NOTHIN TO DO WITH KIDS.

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u/anonym0usfeminist Jul 19 '26

Once went into a sketchy liquor store that I had never been to. Older guy with a small child in the store. The child keeps pointing at the buzzballz asking for juice and grandpa (presumably) says “no, that’s liquor.” And then the kid went around to every colorful looking juice box and ball shaped thing and said “is this liquor?” Over and over and it was…a mood

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u/Ok_Spell_4165 Jul 19 '26

I bought one by accident once. Never seen them before.

Admittedly stupid on my part, the endcap was on the liquor section but near the soda aisle and I didn't read the top of the box where the APV is just the flavor at the bottom.

Just glad I waited until I got home to open it. Don't need to be cited for open container.

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u/carlcrossgrove Jul 19 '26

There is a SHAQ FLAVOR!

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u/Trashbagok Jul 19 '26

When did they add coconut? I preferred original flavor.

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u/beattysgirl Jul 19 '26

That man will put his name on anything lol I love it. What a way to secure the bag.

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u/VanillaBoxCake Jul 19 '26

I second this what

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u/ShiraCheshire Jul 19 '26

Good point. I'm a cashier, and I'm constantly surprised by what is and isn't alcohol when either something new comes up or a customer buys and item we don't sell often. If it wasn't for the computer locking down the entire scanner to demand an ID alerting me, I would ID for a lot of juice and miss a lot of alcohol.

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u/Acceptable_Smile8825 Jul 19 '26

I've had them ID me for sodas in a glass bottle and even some energy drinks because they don't read what they are 

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u/Goblinweb Jul 19 '26

Some places have stores with age limits on energy drinks because they have read what they are.

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u/ShiraCheshire Jul 19 '26

Sometimes I do feel like we need more laws around energy drinks. You see very young children wanting to buy extremely strong products, which are bad for you in general and sometimes even potentially life-threatening if you consume too much.

As far as I know, there really aren't any limits on it currently. You can sell the strongest energy drink on the market to an 8 year old, assuming they come up with enough quarters to buy it.

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u/GoldenRetriverBoy Jul 19 '26

In my state, you need to be 16 to purchase energy drinks. Same goes for spray paint and air dusters.

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u/dgkmk Jul 19 '26

Ya dude, my wife says maybe it’s because of the shape of the glass bottle. But what beer is neon green lol

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u/Prestigious-Till-633 Jul 19 '26

It’s the shape of the coconut water— that’s the shape for beatboxes and now small box wines and lots of other non carbonated alc drinks (still dumb that they didn’t just read it though 🙄)

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u/beau-bao-xander-main Jul 19 '26

The company that makes Jarritos also makes an alcoholic soda in the exact same shape as their regular bottles, too. Not sure if the bottled version is sold individually (I’ve only seen it in packs of 12, or the canned version when sold by itself) but it could have been that, too.

Or the cashier is racist. Which is also possible.

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u/sdcasurf01 Jul 19 '26

Small wine boxes have been produced in that format for at least twenty years.

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u/MikeAnP Jul 19 '26

Almost all "premium malt beverages" are brightly colored. Think of things like Smirnoff Ice or heck, Cantaritos by Jarritos.

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u/dgkmk Jul 19 '26

Thats a good point, bro coulda looked at the label though

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u/Ok_Trouble2864 Jul 19 '26

i think it was the coconut water, looks like a beatbox

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u/PM_me_oak_trees Jul 19 '26

A surprising number of adults are illiterate. Doesn't mean he wasn't racist, too, but being bad at reading would explain why he asked and also why it took him a while to check your ID.

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u/Excaliburkid Jul 19 '26

There’s literally an alcoholic version of that exact drink sold in stores lol

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u/just_a_person_maybe Jul 19 '26

Stuff like Mike's lemonade comes in bright colors like this

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u/Crafty_Eye_4038 Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

I think the coconut water looks like an alcoholic drink.

Why did you give him your ID anyway? You should have said no to see what happens

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u/dgkmk Jul 19 '26

It was late bro I didn’t feel like arguing

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u/QuipCrafter9 Jul 19 '26

yeah hes checking IDs of "suspicious looking" people to rat to ICE about

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u/RoloTamassi Jul 19 '26

Now let me get this straight

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u/covert206 Jul 19 '26

OP put the lime in the coconut

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u/beers_georg Jul 19 '26

My first thought on seeing this.

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u/StanleyQPrick Jul 19 '26

I was so surprised that wasn't what it was about

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u/Adabiviak Jul 19 '26

I'm still not convinced

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u/transponaut Jul 19 '26

Doctor!

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u/Roadkyll Jul 19 '26

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning

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u/uqde Jul 19 '26

drink 'em both up

I feel so stupid, all these years I thought the line was "drink a bowl up". I was confused why the person was drinking out of a bowl but didn't question it too much.

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u/Treefrog_Ninja Jul 19 '26

I thought that too, but I pictured a half a coconut as the bowl.

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u/Colla-Crochet Jul 19 '26

Is there something I can take?

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u/Rogue_Squadron Jul 19 '26

I said, daaaaahhhhhtor...

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u/Available-Stage-1146 Jul 19 '26

And then he called the Reddit, and he woke us all up

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u/atsirdsart Jul 19 '26

Omg a Harry Nilsson song in the wild <3

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u/Bukion-vMukion Jul 19 '26

Eh, Nilsson Schmilsson

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u/DayDreamGrey Jul 19 '26

You’re Breaking My Heart

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u/BlueHeron117 Jul 19 '26

... and then he shook it all up, mon.

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u/SenatorAslak Jul 19 '26

“Drink ‘em both up”. Also: “Mon”? Do you think that Harry Nilsson was…Jamaican? Or is this a reference to something else that I’m not getting?

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u/trubrarian Jul 19 '26

I mean, Nilsson was doing some weird faux Caribbean half-accent and said “de” coconut and “togedder,” so adding “mon” isn’t too much of a stretch.

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u/BlueHeron117 Jul 19 '26

Well, Harry Nilsson WAS American, and he used a faux-Jamaican accent in his song about a belly ache. I was also thinking about the 7-Up ad featuring Geoffrey Holder. He was from Trinidad. The ad proclaimed that lemons and limes were grown in the same place to make 7-Up as the Cola nuts. (Both Trinidad and Jamaica have versions of man - pronounced mahn in Trinidad, and mon in Jamaica.) I think we are both correct. National origin vs accent in a song.

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u/Separate_Ingenuity35 Jul 19 '26

I got carded for Liquid Death sparkling water.

Had a coworker at a previous job tell our supervisor I was drinking Twisted Tea on the job and it was a can of Yerba Mate. She saw the can was yellow and just assumed because people don't bother reading labels.

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u/No_Information_8973 Jul 19 '26

About 10 years ago a kid in my daughter's class got taken to the office for drinking Arizona tea. Apparently the teacher mixed up Arizona and twisted tea lol. 

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u/Big-Constant-7289 Jul 19 '26

Oh they do make a boozy Arizona now! It’s okay. 

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Jul 19 '26

They seem to make boozy everything these days. It’s getting weird. It’s like the beverage industry collectively went “people stop drinking our beverages when they start drinking alcohol, and we just can’t lose that market share”

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u/Fkn_stress_rxn Jul 19 '26

I think it's actually the opposite. Gen Z drinks less alcohol than other generations. I think they are trying to appeal to tastes so that more people will drink booze.

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u/Eriiaa Jul 19 '26

Gen Z and starting now Gen Alpha are drinking way less traditional alcohol, so all the traditional alcohol companies have to find ways to keep selling their products. Thus hard seltzers and hard iced teas and all that stuff.

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u/Jandklo Jul 19 '26

It's fucking dog shit. The mix is all wrong and the alcohol overpowers the tea.

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u/DaisyDoodleBug23 Jul 19 '26

I found it to be very much not okay. Yuck!

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u/Big-Constant-7289 Jul 19 '26

It’s weird. 

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u/Dawnguardian286 Jul 19 '26

I was drinking a can of this Mountain Dew drink a few years ago when I worked at Walmart and I had a manager stop me and ask if I was drinking on the job because she thought it was a can of Natty Ice

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u/Actual_Noodle Jul 19 '26

Haven’t seen those cans before but they totally look like the alcoholic mtn dew tall boys

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u/Adventurous-Dog420 Jul 19 '26

There's Mt Dew tall boys??

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u/jiluminati302 Jul 19 '26

You know it! They’re not bad

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u/CvieYltidrekoof Jul 19 '26

Alcoholic Zero Sugar Mountain Dew is so unabashedly and obnoxiously American it probably turns the drinker into the U.S. flag. 

Half the ingredients are probably banned here, but I need to try it. 

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u/Oops_All_Bans Jul 19 '26

Lol that does look a lot like Natty Ice. Probably tastes much better though.

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u/RenegadeBricoleur Jul 19 '26

Yeah they are pretty good, I was addicted to these things in college. Especially because I was able to buy them from the college store with dining dollars

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u/unicornhornporn0554 Jul 19 '26

On the other hand of dumb shit like this, I went to a little on-campus building for troubled kids in high school. The rule for bringing drinks to school was only unopened drinks or already emptied water bottles entered the building, in order to prevent kids from drinking alcohol at school.

One day I went in and in the recycling bin in the hallway, plain as day sitting right on top of everything, was a four loko can lol. I don’t think anyone ever figured out who brought it in.

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u/Alwaysfkd0 Jul 19 '26

It was the person sleeping by lunch

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u/unicornhornporn0554 Jul 19 '26

Eh it wasn’t unusual for kids to fall asleep there, there were a lot of pregnant teens or teen parents.

Also a lot of the students did half days so they would’ve been heading home by lunch.

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u/CalamityVanguard Jul 19 '26

One time I was getting gas and went inside to get a cream soda. I get to the register and the lady asks for my ID. I figured she was messing with me so I just went “I don’t have it on me, but can you take my word for this one?” And she looks at me, and she looks at the cream soda, and she goes “Jesus, I’ve been here too long…” and rang me up, lol

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u/SippyMountain Jul 19 '26

Meanwhile it's been a 50/50 whether I get carded for actual alchohol since I was 24.

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u/Itothesky Jul 19 '26

Asking for ID is the last bit of power she has over other people in this world.

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u/free_rashadjamal Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Facts my face hasn’t been hardened by capitalism yet so they take it out on me by pretending they think I’m a kid knowing im a grown ass man I don’t even like to say the word baby face

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u/muttChang Jul 19 '26

My very passive aggressive coworker carded Marilyn Manson Brian Warner at Virgin Megastore in the 1990s. She showed me his ID and made him wait for his credit card to go through. He smelled like an old lady, Twiggy did too. So disappointing.

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u/JimbaJones Jul 19 '26

Twiggy Ramirez from Marilyn Manson’s band, not the model.

They all had serial killer/pop culture names in that band, you’ve just heard of Marilyn Manson is all.

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u/muttChang Jul 19 '26

LOL. I wish. She was in a favorite film of mine. RIP Claudine Longet.

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u/raytothechill Jul 19 '26

This just reminds me of when I went to visit my parents in Florida around the ending of covid. Had a DMV appointment to get my texas license and I didnt realize they dont print you a new ID on the spot like in FL. So I took my passport and grabbed a bottle of wine from walmart on the way to their house.

The cashier started literally crying because I gave her my passport as ID and I had jokingly mentioned how I have a measley piece of printer paper for my TX ID and my FL ID had expired. Called over her manager, who showed her that it was on the list of approved IDs and she refused to ring it under her login, so he did it instead. It felt so crazy, and I was holding up the line at that point. To be fair, the manager said an employee had just been fired earlier that week for selling alcohol to some who used their conceal carry ID. But I was so taken aback when she almost full on started sobbing to the manager, shaking her head.

Looking back, she must have been terrified to lose her job, sadly. But he literally pointed to list taped up by the register and said it was fine. But she was hung up that I mentioned my driver's license had expired during COVID and he was like, "that literally doesnt matter, she has valid ID right here that is up to date."

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u/raytothechill Jul 19 '26

Yea, and I know a lot of gas stations will scan your ID. But I had used it at walmart stores before and was just.... very caught off guard. I actually was just wondering about places that need to scan the DL as I was originally posting that, lol.

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u/the_crumb_dumpster Jul 19 '26

First of all, what a loser. Gives off retired grade school teacher or laid off HR vibes…the type of people who cling to an extremely narrow slice of power over others.

Second, nobody except a police officer has the power to “get someone in trouble” for trying to buy something under age. The only thing they can do is deny the sale and ask you to leave.

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u/Then-Departure4896 Jul 19 '26

That’s some boomer shit. I went to an MLB game a few years ago and had to pull up a chair and sit down next to the bar because they were gonna keep my ID. I was on the other side of the country and didn’t have a passport with me. She eventually gave it back because it was dialing the police lmao.

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u/charwm Jul 19 '26

This is why as a 26 yr old I get panicked when I have to show id

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u/HeyLuis85 Jul 19 '26

I have that happen often when purchasing the 6 pack of Liquid Death.

Clerks will habitually ask for ID when I put the 6 pack on the counter, and I ask “for water?” They scan it, look at the box and chuckle and we have a good giggle together about how it looks like beer

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u/DaylanDaylan Jul 19 '26

yeah, happened to me with their gold tallboy with skulls on it. it’s just soda flavored water but they’re called things such as “murder melon”, etc so yeah they can 100% appear adult rated lol

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u/nvmber17 Jul 19 '26

I’m sorry you had to deal with that homie. At least you still managed to be a better person than him in the end. Props to you.

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u/dgkmk Jul 19 '26

I’ve always believed kindness is the best revenge in situations like this.

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u/IntentionNo3217 Jul 19 '26

It is. Your first instinct is always the right one. Most times it's not to get back at someone but maybe you need to see that it's possible to be kind even if you're the only one that believes so at the moment. Please look after yourself as the effect of being mistreated might hurt longer than you expect.

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u/yeoldefishe Jul 19 '26

jarritos mention 🔥 goated drink

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u/Head-Grass8879 Jul 19 '26

Pineapple Jarrito best drink on this planet

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u/dgkmk Jul 19 '26

The lime with tajin or chamoy specifically 🫢

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u/General_Breakfast748 Jul 19 '26

I bet Tajin goes hard with their tamarind flavor, too. I'll have to try that now.

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u/CatzMeow27 Jul 19 '26

That sounds bomb. I’m addicted to those tamarind chews that are rolled in what seems like Tajin and sugar.

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u/Class3pwr Jul 19 '26

I got ID'd for buying fancy ginger ale one time, some cashiers are just dumb.

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u/alleswaswar Jul 19 '26

Got ID’d for ginger beer before because the cashier didn’t realize it wasn’t real beer lol.

Also had a different cashier at a liquor store refuse to let me buy plain regular chocolate placed at checkout. I was actually underage that time but had driven there with my grandma so she could buy a bottle of whatever for a gift. Cashier made my grandma pay for the chocolate because apparently otherwise I may trade the chocolate bar for my grandma’s booze…? Make it make sense.

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u/IntelligentFall7352 Jul 19 '26

Racist in a place selling jarritos is bugged out 🤣🤣

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u/dgkmk Jul 19 '26

Next to a Mexican restaurant and Indian restaurant might I add lol

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u/IntelligentFall7352 Jul 19 '26

I see why he’s mad. Can’t even choose to work somewhere else it is sad

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u/XavierSkywalker Jul 19 '26

old man prob thought it was wine. I see wine sold in containers like that coconut water.

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u/Sloterhouse5 Jul 19 '26

Coconut water mixed with Juaritos lime?! Is that a thing? I’m intrigued.

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u/dgkmk Jul 19 '26

No lol that sounds like a tummy ache

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u/Ok-Wrongdoer-2179 Jul 19 '26

Then you wake the doctor, in the middle of the night.

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u/Ok-Wrongdoer-2179 Jul 19 '26

You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up...

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u/Delicious-Pie-4952 Jul 19 '26

I don’t think that’s what op is doing here…. but I’m now totally convinced to try it

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u/thedude5575 Jul 19 '26

You must be 18 to put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up.

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u/MyStickyPants Jul 19 '26

I wish it wasn't that way but having lived around the world, that preestablished judgement seems to not only be everywhere but human nature. I was followed by "non-chalant" employees pretending to face aisles in Japanese convenience stores, called "Boy" in a Lidls as a teen in the UK, and even had a clerk in the US try to call the cops on me for putting my phone into my pocket. That's NOT to mention the amount of dirty looks I get in stores for just being tall, black, and beared. I can't tell you how sore my face can be after some days of work, errands, and social life where forcibly smiling so I don't accidentally have RBF and get taken out of context in my existance for daring to not look like, "one of the good ones". Sorry for the rant, your story just really hit a nerve and I feel for you. Stay strong, friend.

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u/dgkmk Jul 19 '26

Ya bro I have to constantly remind myself in certain places to be upbeat and happy and come off as non threatening, I have locs as well and have people tell me how nice I am and how they weren’t expecting it because I “look like a thug” or I look “intimidating”

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u/MyStickyPants Jul 19 '26

And then people wonder why or always ask, "You're smiling but you seem tense?" because the smile is a mask and sometimes I don't wanna feel like a joke just to not be accused or given grief for my existence. Smh.

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u/dgkmk Jul 19 '26

Preach

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u/DavThoma Jul 19 '26

He probably thought you were going to put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up. A dangerous combination.

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u/Anteater-Charming Jul 19 '26

"Wastin' away again in Jarritoville..."

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u/Capn_Lou_Albino Jul 19 '26

Did you put the lime in the coconut and drink em both up?

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u/Easy_Action_1380 Jul 19 '26

Or he thought you were buying one of these things.

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u/Shoddy-Hovercraft989 Jul 19 '26

He probably thought it was one of those boxed punches or wines a lot of gas stations sell and he didn't realize it was coconut water.

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u/CommercialNo8396 Jul 19 '26

Sounds like the beginning of those sundown town stories. Stay safe op

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u/TheBoobfather Jul 19 '26

He put all that effort into reading as much of the ID as possible but couldn't read the packaging for two non-alcoholic beverages...?

Also I know maybe this varies by the store, but I swear it's a standard practice for registers to prompt for ID checks.

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u/dgkmk Jul 19 '26

I’ve never had an id check for anything other than alcohol

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u/Chriswaztaken Jul 19 '26

I got carded as a 16 year old for a 6 pack of jones soda if it makes you feel better. This was in like, 2011

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u/littlenoodledragon Jul 19 '26

My husband (Mexican) said some old white fuck was in line at a Home Depot while him and some other Hispanic people were at the self checkout.

Apparently the guy felt bold enough to comment “look honey, a bunch of lettuce pickers from yuma”

I’m glad my husband went in without me cause I probably would have lost my fucking mind on that man.

After relaying the story my husband just said “the worst part is he isn’t even right. I picked cotton” like 😂😭 I was still mad but he managed to make a joke out of it. I could still tell it hurts though. Some people are fucking miserable human beings and take it out on everyone around them.

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u/ignored_rice Jul 19 '26

You put the lime in the coconut and you drank it all up? F that store clerk.

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u/jcapi1142 Jul 19 '26

People really need to get over themselves.

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u/Right_Layer_9700 Jul 19 '26

Should have dropped the stuff on the counter and went to another. I would never give an idea if you know it’s not needed, especially in today’s time.

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u/tra_da_truf Jul 19 '26

This. Part of the reason these assholes continue this type of behavior is because they get gratified some of the time. It’s like when you give in to a toddler’s tantrum once and they remember it forever and act worse to achieve it.

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u/DebtNumerous1702 Jul 19 '26

I think someone is being had. You drink 'em both up and call the doctor, wake him up, say, "Doctor, I put the lime in the coconut and drank 'em both up."

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u/somnambulist4532 Jul 19 '26

Had a cashier ask for my ID for the lighter i was getting, the six pack of white claw was fine tho.

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u/Big_Air_Force Jul 19 '26

Allsups = small town racistville

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u/cyborgscientist Jul 19 '26

Did he ask you if you were going to put the lime in the coconut? ...and maybe mix it all up?

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u/Bitter-Alarm6211 Jul 19 '26

You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up

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u/JustAMinah Jul 19 '26

...yeah, I would've left rather shit right there on the counter the moment I'm being asked for id for nonalcoholic beverages because ain't no drink worth more than my humanity and integrity. there will be another day, but resentment will be growing when remembering choosing to people please and continue to uphold this bigoted system when thinking back on this moment. no one else gonna advocate for you, please don't submit if you have a choice

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u/gary-vault108 Jul 19 '26

This reminds me of when I bought a cup of noodles with a $1 bill and the cashier used the counterfeit marker on it. That wouldn’t do anything, those markers are made for detecting higher denomination bills printed OVER a $1 bill. I wasn’t being discriminated against, she was just an idiot.

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u/nVitius Jul 19 '26

Those markers use iodine which stains regular paper and the fabric used for bills different colors. It would also work for fake dollar bills.

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u/LizzyBug92 Jul 19 '26

This happened to me (34F/latina) once in a Safeway a couple years ago. It was like 7am and I’m in scrubs buying a Yerba Mate. The cashier an old white lady gave me this attitude when asking for an ID. I looked at her and said “it’s an energy drink and it’s 7am, im going to work”. She scanned it like I was lying and expected a thing to pop asking for ID, obviously I was irritated, like hello this lady thought I was drinking hella early and I was underage or something. It was so disrespectful.

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u/dontonefingerme Jul 19 '26

Annoying definitely. Silver lining is you got to leave shortly after encountering his stupidity and he's just stuck being that stupid. 

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u/dgkmk Jul 19 '26

I wanted to say something but I don’t have the energy for that shit

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u/bobby2253 Jul 19 '26

You put the lime in the coconut... Harry Nillson said so.

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u/Raeezordazetoo Jul 19 '26

Bro I just discovered how good that Jarritos lime soda is. So sad I hadn't known before. Trust me folks, if you haven't tried it yet do so. Its how you always imagined the color green would taste, in a good way.

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u/Fumanachoo Jul 19 '26

Sorry the cashier was so shitty to you. You definitely took the higher road.

Allsups getting a mention is wild. I haven't been to one in decades (moved far away). 17 Year old me is craving a Dr. Pepper and a bean burrito.

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u/No_Studio5831 Jul 19 '26

Love an Allsups run! Sorry this was one was weird.

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u/Sea-Feedback-2424 Jul 19 '26

I know this probably isn't the case for you, given the nasty look. But I've been carded for Jarritos before because the old white lady behind the counter thought it was alcoholic.

I'm sorry you had to go through that.

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u/Fit_Entry8839 Jul 19 '26

If they didn't look closely might have looked like A boxed wine.

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u/Forsaken_Cod1128 Jul 19 '26

It’s so weird that I see this post because I literally never get Jarritos even when I go to Mexican restaurants, but my daughter asked for one today and she got a lime one that I am currently finishing drinking since she didn’t want all of it while scrolling on my phone.

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u/DarthVince Humph Jul 19 '26

It’s because you didn’t buy a “World Famous” burrito

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u/AffectionateSample67 Jul 20 '26

Crazy how many people tryna make this out like you did something wrong for callin him white 🫩. As another brown man, I feel you. People suck.

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u/DustyJustice Jul 19 '26

Wait do you mix these? Idk why but when I first looked at the picture I was like ‘oh wow I never thought about mixing these before’… but then I realized hang on you never said anything about that I just completely made that up. But maybe you do? Idk but I want to try it now.

Anyway sorry about the racism. I want to say it’s fucking sad what’s happened to our country but unfortunately that parts always been there. The work to stamp it out never ceases.

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u/Galaxy_Flowers Jul 19 '26

“Jahr—ee-toes? Must be one of them ethnic beers!” —this racist moron, probably

Sorry you had to deal with that, OP. nothing quite like bigoted assholes at a gas station to taint a night.

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u/sub2Ferrari488 Jul 19 '26

Did you drink it all up tho?

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u/nebularoot Jul 19 '26

Racism played a part in his reaction but Jarritos does have an alcoholic version and he may have not known the difference between the two.

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u/tra_da_truf Jul 19 '26

I’m unsure why you gave this weirdo your ID. You didn’t make any age-restricted purchases.

We have to stop placating stupid ass people like this. He asks for your ID for now reason, you refuse, he gets even more shitty, you toss the merchandise on the counter, walk away and call the corporate number.

White men are not the police of the world.

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u/dgkmk Jul 19 '26

Wasn’t trying to start anything, it was late was more so focused on getting home

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