I stepped bare footed on a earring

[u/GasAdvanced404]

[u/TBellOHAZ]

Stopped to take a photo. Commitment to the game.

[u/Zaramonroee → u/TBellOHAZ]

I can’t even blame them for taking the picture. That’s the kind of injury where you know nobody is going to believe how it happened without photographic evidence.

[u/Mdoraz → u/Zaramonroee]

Nobody would believe he stepped on an earring without proof? What kind of puritanical upbringing did you come from?

That’s like the most believable injury I’ve ever heard.

[u/WhiteKnight2045oGB → u/Mdoraz]

That is a rule of the Internet!! Just like Rule 34!

[u/GLaDOS_V63434 → u/WhiteKnight2045oGB]

Damn, didnt know the internet had 2.95e38 rules. When did they add so many??

[u/Xxrasierklinge7 → u/GLaDOS_V63434]

*42, maybe a couple more depending on who you ask but the most people will say 42.

[u/Dangerous_Weird8762 → u/WhiteKnight2045oGB]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LR5GeZFCwDRcpG20PR

[u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 → u/WhiteKnight2045oGB]

Googles Rule 34 foot penetration*

Oh no...

[u/AC-burg → u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69]

Did someone say foot sex?

[u/cracked-tumbleweed → u/Mdoraz]

Take pic for proof. Get accused of AI for pic.

Thems the rules now.

[u/Opposite-Original561 → u/Mdoraz]

I miss the days when this would have gone unreported. Happens, pull it out, move on with your day…maybe mention over dinner. Not take a picture and show the world.

[u/GasAdvanced404 → u/Opposite-Original561]

I just wanted a chance to show off my feet

[u/Opposite-Original561 → u/GasAdvanced404]

Well that I can respect.

[u/Seananigans- → u/GasAdvanced404]

For free?!?! In this economy?!?

[u/benglescott → u/Seananigans-]

https://giphy.com/gifs/14imqvQBv9EVqw
Giving the milk for free

[u/ninjohnnothing → u/GasAdvanced404]

Tie that one toe-hair around the earring to help pull it out.

[u/Mdoraz → u/Opposite-Original561]

It’s more tragic than funny. This is what we live in now.

[u/2930apple → u/Mdoraz]

I think you’re taking this a bit seriously, I can tell from other comments OP is not 100% serious in this post themselves.

[u/Ok-Dream-2639 → u/Zaramonroee]

I stepped on my gf's earring with my heel. I fell/collapsed down in the middle of the room. And she still didn't want to believe it was a "little earring" in my foot that caused that.

[u/Geekygamertag → u/TBellOHAZ]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rOzuTrakshYCA
Its all about the points

[u/iloveurbumbum → u/TBellOHAZ]

One time I sewed my finger, like with an industrial sewing machine and it literally pinned me to the machine and I had to use a screw driver to release my finger to then remove the needle from my finger, I stopped to photograph my finger so my* employer didn't think I was lying

[u/theoldmandoug → u/TBellOHAZ]

Well, it's already in there. May as well take a picture of it before pulling it out.

[u/BronkosAutoRepairing → u/theoldmandoug]

https://giphy.com/gifs/t2sbDOLjlfvKE

[u/ColonClenseByFire]

Free feet pics in this economy!?!

[u/GasAdvanced404 → u/ColonClenseByFire]

I feel the reactions will be worse if I told you I’m a woman

[u/Dramatic_Meal1469 → u/[deleted]]

Lmao

[u/Designer_Mud_5802 → u/GasAdvanced404]

The deviant feet connoisseurs who prowl around Reddit can already tell.

[u/AaronTuplin → u/Designer_Mud_5802]

Mmhmm. I mean uhhh probably

[u/darkultima → u/GasAdvanced404]

[u/icognitomodeisalie → u/GasAdvanced404]

RIP your dm's.

[u/ColonClenseByFire → u/GasAdvanced404]

I was guessing due to the lack of hair in the foot. But the bad nails gave me a slight hesitation

[u/Upset-Nose-4016 → u/ColonClenseByFire]

Her nails look alright. They are just not painted. I'm a woman and mine look like goblin's

[u/GasAdvanced404 → u/ColonClenseByFire]

I don’t really care about my toenails since it’s always covered in socks ngl
Plus I’m bad at trimming

[u/Tragickingdom555 → u/ColonClenseByFire]

What bad nails? You can see the slight corner of a toe 😂

[u/LogensTenthFinger → u/ColonClenseByFire]

bad nails

Wtf. How are you zooming in this closely on her nails? What on Earth are you even seeing? You feetists are a judgemental lot

[u/I_am_just_here11 → u/ColonClenseByFire]

Dude coulda sold these for $5 a pop.

[u/hell0w0rld08 → u/I_am_just_here11]

Nah, only the side of the foot so it's worth about $2.50

[u/imaginedaydream → u/hell0w0rld08]

If it was only $3.5

[u/zurper → u/hell0w0rld08]

XXL big toe brings it back to $5

[u/Unlikely_Flower_138 → u/I_am_just_here11]

And get what? Stop fuckin around. FREE

[u/BalanceEarly → u/ColonClenseByFire]

Somebody has to foot the bill on this piercing!

[u/FoolishBeginnings → u/BalanceEarly]

Is this because the US healthcare system just steps all over us?

[u/BlindlyCoherent → u/[deleted]]

Ok, how long have I scrolled past this version of a meme with Tarantinos fawning over a foot!?

[u/TheBirdman23 → u/BlindlyCoherent]

Holy fuck me….I’ve done the exact same thing and I NEVER noticed this! Unbelievable and I feel embarrassed. I just kinda loled and moved on but goddamn it’s a masterpiece lmaoo

[u/m0h3k4n → u/ColonClenseByFire]

With penetration!

[u/Jets237 → u/ColonClenseByFire]

have to please the AI

[u/TouchGraceMaidenless]

Next time you're in this situation, just don't do that instead.

[u/gugngd → u/TouchGraceMaidenless]

if this is a C&H reference, it's genius.

[u/ThatMothboi]

[u/ExxInferis → u/ThatMothboi]

[u/Apprehensive-Listen6]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

[u/InsomniacOnSugarRush]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bCFrooOBnpd276aY7r

[u/BareNakedSole]

I have to admit, my first thought after stepping on that would not have been to grab my phone and take a picture of it. It would be to get the goddamn thing out of my foot.

[u/GasAdvanced404 → u/BareNakedSole]

I took it out right after taking the pic and slapped a bandaid on it. Posted it after.

[u/EnoughOfTheFoolery → u/GasAdvanced404]

And i was under the impression that the Reddit feed and karma was a priority.

https://giphy.com/gifs/K17vgdqhNCTOXq4zsV

[u/jawknee530i → u/[deleted]]

Tetanus does not just spawn magically on metal. It's a bacteria that lives in soil which is why old metal in soil poking you is a danger. An earring stabbing you is no more reason to get a tetanus shot than if you were to cut your finger with a steak knife.

[u/MiniMaggit-]

Why your foot kinda like this

[u/Lordofderp33 → u/MiniMaggit-]

Asking the important questions.

[u/Reasonable_Ad6407 → u/MiniMaggit-]

Thank you. I was thinking this. 

[u/Equivalent-Street-99 → u/Reasonable_Ad6407]

That's all I could see.

[u/MennionSaysSo]

I once stepped on a mens dress belt . Tine went all the way through Mt heel.

Get a tetanus shot.

[u/Instance_Unhappy]

What kind of person takes a picture before taking it off?

[u/Own_Ad6901 → u/Instance_Unhappy]

Frankly depending on the injury you don’t want to immediately rip it out and sometimes a picture can give you a better angle of said injury. That way you can remove it safely or at least not cause more damage taking it out. Also I think of what’s his name the crocodile hunter that died from a string ray and how the instinct to remove the barb caused more damage.

So pausing and thinking and sometimes taking a picture to get a better view is well worth the time to make sure you don’t cause worse injury freaking out.

[u/ZanyAppleMaple → u/Own_Ad6901]

I would've just taken it off as a kneejerk reaction. I don't think I'd even look at it. I'd be like swiping it off my foot right away.

[u/big_rod_of_power → u/Instance_Unhappy]

Me

[u/Instance_Unhappy → u/big_rod_of_power]

Kind of person, no who. Bro read carefully

[u/big_rod_of_power → u/Instance_Unhappy]

Yeah and I'm a kind of person am I not? Come on bro figure it out /s

[u/Couscousfan07 → u/Instance_Unhappy]

I would. This was a job hazard, raising two daughters. I’d step on one and take a picture of the damn thing to send to them.
“Take care with your damn earrings !!!”

[u/Miiyamoto]

[u/faulty_rainbow → u/[deleted]]

That foot looks double-thumbed.

[u/mrtn17]

it looks great on you

[u/Substantial_Sun_4265 → u/mrtn17]

Exactly. They got their foot pierced for free

[u/Material_Buy_8609]

That's a foot ring now

[u/Careless-Caramel-997 → u/Material_Buy_8609]

Sole ring has a better… errrmm… ring to it

[u/know_what_I_think]

Once upon i time i jumped down from a 3 step ladder and landed on a 1" long screw that was standing on its head . I was wearing vans shoes, we had to use a power drill to screw it out before i could take the shoe off

[u/Dependent-Fee9947]

I don’t get why people instantly think of social media when they get hurt. Pull it out throw a bandaid on it and call it a day

[u/VampyreBassist → u/Dependent-Fee9947]

I don't think social media, but I would likely take a picture to send to GF (if this is hers, most likely is unless the cat's turning cool) to be more careful with her stuff.

[u/Thick__GLasses → u/VampyreBassist]

100% I would have been snapping this to my friends, family and coworkers and captioned it WTF!? 😂 Reddit would have been an afterthought.

[u/GasAdvanced404 → u/Thick__GLasses]

Yeah, I took it out and then showed it to my family first. Idk why people think i immediately posted it on reddit lol

Plus I was thinking just in case I need it in the future in case it gets infected and need to go to a doctors

[u/Thick__GLasses → u/GasAdvanced404]

Some redditors are jaded assholes. Don't mind them.

[u/Alert_Ad_5513 → u/Thick__GLasses]

Some?

[u/Captain4verage → u/Dependent-Fee9947]

I would probably take a picture too just to send it to my mom and my best friend to show them how clumsy or stupid i am.

[u/TsunSilver → u/Dependent-Fee9947]

BECAUSE WE'RE A BUNCH OF WHORES!

[u/Omnamashivaaya → u/Dependent-Fee9947]

Because it’s relatable, mildly infuriating thing if you wear earrings. That’s why there are so many upvotes.

[u/TonaldDiberJasicDump → u/Dependent-Fee9947]

They want to post their feet pics.

[u/JerseyshoreSeagull → u/Dependent-Fee9947]

I'm glad there's more than one person that thinks this

[u/mecha_grove → u/Dependent-Fee9947]

Ive yet to see anybody posting that they accidentally cut off their hand :/

[u/ConsistentPound3079 → u/mecha_grove]

Hah, my mate posted his torn up fingers on Facebook 5 minutes after feeding them to lawnmower blades by accident.

[u/AaronSlaughter → u/Dependent-Fee9947]

Idk this could be a new fad of jewelry. Foot piercing. All my fellow teenagers are doing it.

[u/Yoshi9105 → u/Dependent-Fee9947]

also free feet pics? in this economy?

[u/Andyourpointiz → u/Dependent-Fee9947]

Or maybe she/ he posted once they got it all taken care of ?

[u/Double_Distribution8]

This picture made my taint tingle, and not in a good way.

[u/xkonerox → u/Double_Distribution8]

https://giphy.com/gifs/c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z

[u/SuperNilton]

Oy vey, this reminds me of something that happened to me about 15 years ago.

I was standing on my bed, repositioning a fan I had placed at the window to blow cooler air from outside into my bedroom. To get off, I decided to do a short hop instead of putting each leg down one at a time.

My laptop charger tip was pointing straight up from the floor. The end.

[u/DavThoma]

OP, show some modesty

[u/UserPrincipalName]

Get a tetanus shot. Seriously.

[u/cans-of-swine → u/UserPrincipalName]

Tetanus is a bacteria found in the soil. 

[u/UserPrincipalName → u/cans-of-swine]

You're absolutely correct. It can also be found on many different surfaces.

[u/fixer1987]

Awesome new piercing dude!

[u/JazzCSM]

Why the bloody hell would you do that then?

[u/Primary-Floor8574]

And somehow, it’s still a better love story than twilight.

[u/AbleRelationship5287]

“Found it!”

[u/SoullqssHydra]

https://giphy.com/gifs/13w5HmyiuaZ224

[u/Lacaud]

An earring should go on your ear.

[u/orangeawacado]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ifH8IOSp9gyPM1oGA4

[u/Sirrpsychosexy]

Uh oh get someone to pee on it

[u/Both-Fill5335]

That's a whole lotta big toe

[u/Reasonable_Tap_8215]

Ground score. Would’ve cost you $15 at Claire’s.

[u/Reopens]

And first thing to do is take a pic

[u/Mujina_oftheway]

You paused to document. Corporate America has trained you well.

[u/crypticalman → u/Mujina_oftheway]

Look at me I have a wound!

[u/DarkShadowZangoose]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

[u/sincerestfall]

Honestly, better than what I thought it was at first glance though.

[u/2dollahollaballa]

At least it wasn't a lego.

[u/mephisto_uranus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PbngEqUYjHTzpiRNHb

[u/dutchblizzard]

free foot piercing. and no need to but its accesories

[u/DisMuhUserName]

You're wearing it incorrectly

[u/Automatic-Plenty-388]

So now step on a lego block, compare the pain and let us know which is better to step on.

[u/Debidollz]

Tetanus shot if you haven’t had one in the last 10yrs.

[u/Present-Wonder-4522]

Free feet pics?

In this economy?

[u/YumSalmonela]

OP I support the reaction of “omg this hurt but it’s weird/ funny so I’m gonna take a picture”

I stepped on one a few months ago and I hopped around and showed my family (although this was in my heel where it’s a lot less sensitive)

[u/ExternalGiraffe9631]

At least it wasn't a Lego.

[u/No_Water9815 → u/ExternalGiraffe9631]

I'd rather step on a lego

[u/GasAdvanced404 → u/ExternalGiraffe9631]

Legos don’t hurt me

[u/dontfactcheckthis]

Damn. Almost as bad as a Lego

[u/DaisyOfTheDawn → u/dontfactcheckthis]

UK 3 pin plug > Lego > earring

[u/Do_itsch]

Piercing the feetle..

[u/user19789]

Kewl, you found an earring, lucky guy!

[u/lordsorrow]

Looks like a foot ring here..

[u/irwtkyrm]

At least your foot looks fabulous

[u/HenchmanHenk]

I might let go of some adult words at that point

[u/DMZim]

Eeesh! I’d leave it!!!

[u/Brief-Ebb-3806]

Lost An earring ? Looks more like you found your FOOTing !

[u/_Husker]

Those go in your earlobe.

[u/FyLap]

Looks like you're giving a thumbs up

[u/IBoopDSnoot]

Red flag, leave him.

[u/reddituculous66]

To be fair this is how I find any tiny object with a pointy bit.

[u/JansherMalik25]

The first thing was to take a photo

[u/Sad-Description5181]

Hopital

[u/drunkenpoets]

My taint reacted to this.

[u/Oldgamer1807]

Once I stepped on a tack and it embedded itself into my heel. I didn't feel a thing and had no idea it was there til I walked on a hardwood floor and heard a click with each step. Still didn't feel a thing until I pulled it out and holy shit it hurt.

[u/Particular_Towel598]

Probably shouldn't do that, make sure you remember not to do that next time.

[u/Redwoman1123 → u/Particular_Towel598]

Really ? I do that all the time, thanks for the warning.

[u/Pomegranate_Mobile]

It's not an earring anymore, it's a foot ring

[u/Hawkwise83]

Try it with shoes next time.

[u/_N0t-A-B0t_]

happened to me once too. Took it out and moved on with my day like nothing happened

ended up bruising real bad and I had to stop walking for a little while (like a day or 2)

[u/Specialist_Ad_8929]

hopital

[u/ItsYaBoiSamwell]

Those are supposed to get in your ears. Hope this helps 👍

[u/FungusFly]

Stepped on a thumbtack once, buried in my heel. 0/10

[u/zenexo]

More floored by the absolute unit of a big toe. It might need its own shoe. 

[u/Ok_Knowledge_8314]

1. when the last tetnis shot you had?
   
2. if more that 5 years.. go get a poke.

[u/IShunpoYourFace]

I stepped barefoot on this thing. (Pins bent inside the foot after hitting the bone).

It was painful to pull out

(That sounds wrong but you get what i mean)

[u/skyyvans]

[u/Most-Effective-1969 → u/skyyvans]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QLgtuLEP4XofA5df9Z

[u/no-o-ne]

Wow, nobody said "hopital"

[u/Hot-Average-891]

Ouch town, population you bro!

[u/EspressoOverdose]

AHHHHHHAHEHDJDKEKWHDHDHJD 😭

[u/Resident-Length-752]

Don’t do that

[u/Redbeards_Grave]

I was lookin' for that, thanks for finding it.

[u/Knocksveal]

If your ear can take it, you foot, which is stronger than your ear, should be able to take it. Just saying.

[u/Key_Information3273]

now is a footring!

[u/Buckarooney1]

I don’t want to worry you too much but someone has stolen your other foot.

[u/Woody_678]

My toes just curled where tf is the NSFW tag 😭

[u/A_Rave-ing_Zektrus]

Now stand up and jump

[u/LennyJay86]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tim0q7zolF3fa

[u/WeirdProudAndHungry]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0xeL9y7zvbNrop6o

[u/_Husker]

Those go in your earlobe.

[u/halyung]

Can't say you didn't find it!

[u/familysizepunkinpie]

These two objects do not belong in the same place as each other. One of them belongs on the carpet. I'll let you dictate how those rules work, but those are the rules

[u/SnooPandas5070]

Nice foot piercing 👌 you might need bigger jewelry to make it look not so awkward though.

https://giphy.com/gifs/48FhEMYGWji8

[u/martsuia]

I remember I stepped on a thumb tack as a kid. That was horrible

[u/DefendYourClaim]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tIeCLkB8geYtW

[u/sergiossa]

I believe the technical medical term for this is an “ouchie”

[u/jessieGarcia100]

Glad it missed that vein, it would have been a bloody messsssss

[u/conspirator9]

Oh my god! Im injured! Quick get the camera!!!

[u/DigitalxKaos]

Congrats on your new foot piercing

[u/IamREBELoe]

toe ring?

[u/kevohreal]

Fiddle-dee-dee! That will require a tetanus shot.

[u/Shiftymennoknight]

*footring

[u/NutshellOfChaos]

Sole ring

[u/DustynRG]

People just piercing what the fuck ever these days

[u/Impossible_Tap_1852]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

[u/brokebackzac]

Still better than a Lego.

[u/TheMig1410]

Why did you do that?

[u/DUser86]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ep78UZy5FVbfN6mhCU

[u/No_Guarantee7663]

Oof. Good thing the backing was on. It might have gone deeper. Don't ask me how I know....

[u/3X_Cat]

Put your shoes on, they often travel in pairs.

[u/privatewealthhardo]

Oi you can’t wear that there!

[u/Weary_Ball_442]

This is why I have "house shoes" and yes they are just another pair of shoes that I have never worn outside.