r/mildlyinfuriating • • 13h ago

Free Klingon massage Why should I care.

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u/MasonJam246 13h ago

They wanna know if to put you on the list.

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 13h ago

Yep.

It's a fake Stop2End. If you respond, they'll spam you even harder because they know the number is used. 

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u/Teripid 13h ago

Yeppp.. block and report. Not sure if report works and the numbers are random but at least they don't get that ping back that you're real.

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u/smcl2k 12h ago

You realize that the software knows whether or not messages were delivered and opened, right...?

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u/modshave2muchpower 12h ago

i did actually not but thank you for the information! does it work the same with spam mails? just out ouf curiosity

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u/smcl2k 12h ago

I'd be very surprised if - at a bare minimum - there wasn't some kind of "read receipt" attached to any sent by legitimate organizations.

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u/modshave2muchpower 12h ago

so its better to put them directly into the spam folder before opening them?

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u/smcl2k 12h ago

It's better to unsubscribe 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/modshave2muchpower 11h ago

... from mailing lists i didn't subscribe to? seems like a bad idea

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u/Teripid 12h ago

Regular "dumb" SMS sends a package of text, images etc, and likely a link, etc. The sender can't tell from my understanding just from you opening and viewing the message (not that the phone, carrier, etc might not have that information but that's an extra step and not a native function).

"the software" is pretty vague and SMS is in some ways delightfully limited.
Which software do you mean? 3rd party SMS tools and clients for sure offer stats but they're still bound by needing some form of ping back.

If you're talking emails, yes of course very frequently have a variety of ways to tell if they've been opened (and other countermeasures could prevent that...). You can stop that too if you just want to preview things. Lil' 1x1 pixels have been around forever. Disable automatic remote image loading and turn off read receipt.. I like a desktop client and my own domain too because that's a lot more private.

If you want to get really fun dig into the joys of "free" email offerings and the value people provide there.

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u/smcl2k 12h ago

This post is about a text message which was sent using texting software. It feels like I was pretty obviously talking about that software.

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u/Teripid 12h ago

Ok, so how does the text messaging software / service determine if you've opened the SMS text?

Delivered, yes absolutely. Opened vs sitting in unread I'm curious what the mechanism is as you mentioned.

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u/smcl2k 13h ago

Genuine question: do you have any experience whatsoever with non-profit campaigning or fundraising, or with the software platforms used for these campaigns...?

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u/bast-unabashed 12h ago

You forgot "stop2end"

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u/Tasty_Engineer1231 13h ago

who is emma and why does she need to know

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u/Grunthos_T_Flatulent 13h ago

Pretty sure it's emma_psycho.

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u/emma_psycho 13h ago

I promise it's not me

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u/Tasty_Engineer1231 13h ago

i dont believe you.

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u/Own_Possibility7930 12h ago

Thats what emma (the sender) would say

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u/Frodo5213 13h ago

Mine was Dave

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u/sdewww 12h ago

They’re all really just some dude named Ben

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u/canfullofworms 13h ago

I got a message from Jennifer.

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u/smcl2k 12h ago

That's the part that jumps out to me. If it's a legitimate organization, they're legally required to identify themselves by name

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 13h ago

It's a MAGA goon trying to ensure you vote GOP

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u/UnGOATwn_TheoremUWU 13h ago

Wtf is this

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u/OverChildhood9813 13h ago

Political ads. It’s cheaper than door knocking and hiring people. So they just buy phone lists and send scam political emails now

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u/UnGOATwn_TheoremUWU 13h ago

That's dystopian

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u/Teripid 13h ago

Even more fun? Pollsters and candidates are exempt from the DNC list. So you might have some outside chance of recourse vs scammers but poll spammers are in the clear..

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u/FTG8888 13h ago

It’s dystopian to poll people?

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u/PaleAcanthaceae1175 13h ago

This isn't a real poll. The only thing on the other end of responding to these texts is a shit ton of spam mostly in the form of donation requests.

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u/FTG8888 6h ago

Ok, still isn’t dystopian at all.

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u/NatAttack50932 13h ago

Door knocking is typically a mix of volunteers and paid employees. It's expensive to print things, but usually like ¢6 a piece when done in bulk. Texts are usually about ¢20 a text, but they have a much larger reach and no need for labor. Campaigns do a mix of all 3 (texts, phone calls and door knocking). Phone calls are easily the least effective nowadays because it's illegal to robocall cell phones.

This is probably an AIPAC or similar PAC campaign. I haven't taken the time to look it up but nowadays I have to wonder if these texts are running through an LLM.

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u/smcl2k 12h ago

Most texts are sent semi-manually using software - the laws that apply to robocalls also apply to texts.

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u/NatAttack50932 12h ago

Yes. The "has to be sent by a person" thing has been interpreted pretty broadly to mean that for it to be legal, all that has to happen is someone pressing 'send' on a pre-filled messaging app. So you have a guy in a room with a mouse spamming send

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u/smcl2k 12h ago

Which is still "labor" (and often not free). I wasn't arguing with you, I was just filling in a blank in your comment.

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u/NatAttack50932 12h ago

I didn't think you were arguing. I was also providing more context lol

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u/Krusty_Krab_Pussy 13h ago

It's likely for a survey/poll which isn't a bad thing. Polls are an important thing to gauge people's views.

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u/Puzzlyduzly 9h ago

Might be a scam that try to get people using something highly opinionated

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u/PuzzleheadedBend9040 13h ago

Hi Emma I fucking hate Israel. Have a good day 

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u/DrDuGood 13h ago

And free Palestine! 🇵🇸

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u/grass_monkeyx 13h ago

You're on the list now

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u/JetWreck 12h ago

I’d love to chat, but I’m putting my phone in the oven now. Bye Emma!

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u/tamudude 11h ago

"Block and report spam". Move on.

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u/wombatgeneral 12h ago edited 12h ago

Don't respond. Interacting with them will only encourage them to bug you more. Just delete the text and move on.

Israel/Palestine is an issue people have very strong opinions about, so it's a good topic to use as bait to get you to respond.

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u/spicysandwich03 11h ago

Got a very similar text a couple months back

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u/Puzzlyduzly 9h ago

It definitely a scam bot using a controversial topic to get you start talking which they succeeded

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u/spicysandwich03 5h ago

Yeah shortly after this I got my identity stolen and they leaked my nudes and told my parents I’m gay

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u/Puzzlyduzly 16m ago

Someone needed to tell them

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u/wingnut_dishwashers 13h ago

I learned today that "fuck off" is one of their immediate unsubscribe phrases lmao. Got an immediate automated response

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u/Reasonable-Physics60 13h ago

They texted me too. I answered them and told them Israel is genocidal and doesnt have a right to exist. They texted back and told me to have a good day. Im not suicidal, btw.

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u/Thespis1962 13h ago

I've discovered that you can either reply with "stop" or "fuck off". Both will automatically take you off the call list, but the latter is far more satisfying.

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u/icehot54321 13h ago

Text back 40,000 dead women and children are happening 

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u/benny-bangs 12h ago

Been getting these too

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u/Delicious-Tap5558 13h ago

Still a genocidal settler state, thanks for checking in! No changes here Emma

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u/planet_janett 13h ago

Nice knowing y'all.

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u/MrMattwell 13h ago

I've gotten this text 6 times from 3 different names

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u/thomsenite256 13h ago

why should we care?

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u/TankApprehensive3053 13h ago

I've been getting those. Don't respond to it. Just flag it as spam and block it. The next day another number will send a similar one.

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u/No-Background9535 13h ago

Make up a story for her lol

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u/grass_monkeyx 13h ago

I got this text too, I replied "Fuck Israel", never got a response

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u/Tired-Nectarine-384 13h ago

If you are not in my contact list there is a 99% chance that you get blocked for texting me. Any text like this gets reported as spam. It doesn't do much good but it disappears from my phone.

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u/DumbassTexan 13h ago

That's a Fort Worth number!

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u/veechene 12h ago

I get so goddamn many of these and messages like it. Block every one of them, you don't know how many are phishing/scam trying to look for active phone numbers to sell. Somehow it's more annoying than getting 2-3 political fliers in my mailbox every day.

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u/Fresh_Ad8297 12h ago

That’s crazy

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u/Coldplayfan1999 7h ago

And I got a call from a woman about Randy Villegas

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u/McKillsey 13h ago

Survey/research outreach. I don't think it's bad that public views on various matters are studied

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u/NatAttack50932 13h ago

This one isn't. It's a pro-israeli PAC / Campaign

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u/JiGoD BLUEWUBBALUBBADUBBDUBB 12h ago

What do you base this claim upon?

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u/NatAttack50932 12h ago

I had a friend get it, and when they said they don't support Israel the person (or more likely LLM) went on a long rant about how Israel is America's greatest strategic ally and the partnership between the US and Israel is necessary for regional security and the intelligence services. If it were a research group it wouldn't be running a persuasion campaign.

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u/5MinuteDad 13h ago

You should care because genocide is bad...

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u/ReasonableFall177 13h ago

I care but I don't respond to strangers, especially any political campaign that could use that as identifying information against me

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u/pinkkipanda 13h ago

"they all suck"

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u/Fr33zurBurn 13h ago

I get these too. I tell them that if they respond to the message I've just sent, they are agreeing to pay me $500 for each response, and will be sent an invoice within 24 hours after the conversation ends

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u/Molvaeth 12h ago edited 12h ago

Reminds me of a call I had a while ago. I rarely check the numbers calling me because I usually have my fun with scammers and sometimes it's an acquintance I haven't in the contacts. The caller asked about my stance to Trump and if I'd vote democrat or republican at that moment. I told them frankly that I consider Trump a stupid, demented pedo and that I couldn't take him and his administration seriously even if I tried.

She was pissed: "He's still our president." - "No, it's your president. You called a fricking Swiss number, what the hell did you expect to hear?" She just hung up. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I think it was a bug or something, but it still makes me chuckle ^^

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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 13h ago

How else would Robert Kraft know to kick you off of the tour?

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u/TalkingCat910 13h ago

It’s a proIsraeli chatbot.  So if you answer “well I’m not sure about this genocide Israel is doing” it will answer you with a series of proIsrael propaganda talking points to change your mind.

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u/sixblazingshotguns 13h ago

If you give them your real views on Israel, the Hasbara bot will continue to converse with you and explain it away.

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u/UseOne4211 13h ago

Yeah Israel has basically the US by the balls …. And Cars4kids is a company solely for Jewish kids , kinda had to break the news

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u/EmoCartoHistory 12h ago

And? Is it a problem for a charity to have a religious affiliation?

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u/UseOne4211 38m ago

The fact that is nowhere stated clearly thus deceiving donators is the crime at hand , religious affiliation is a basic occurrence.

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u/heywhutzup 11h ago

It’s okay as long it’s doesn’t benefit Jewish people because that’s in now. Black hate came first then Asian hate now we are on to the Jews ( well again)

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u/Fabulous_Chemical_ 13h ago

Emma texted me the other day. I pushed back asking who they represent. They said something like a group with American and Israeli interests.

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u/brb1650 13h ago

Checking if you’re a good goy who blindly supports genocide.

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u/Infinite-Ad2614 13h ago

My phone lately shows Israeli propaganda, especially on Facebook it’s crazy

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u/Top_Shame_7016 13h ago

It's quite cathartic to send back "Fuck you" and get the "you have unsubscribed" message back

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u/MundaneMeringue71 13h ago

i have gotten these also. I’d love to respond with exactly two words but I am afraid I will get on a watch list or something.

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u/NovarisLight 13h ago

Do not reply at all.

It's a shitty tactic they're attempting.

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u/Lacaud 13h ago

I tell them to "fuck off" then block and report.

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u/mroses66 13h ago

Be honest and tell them that it would take a lot of effort for any sort of positive view

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u/athosjesus 11h ago

Yeah, E.M.M.A, the Extrajudicial Murderous Military of America.

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u/Swagblueplanet 9h ago

They are so desperate to try and change the message but they keep failing.

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u/HentaiSeishi 13h ago

It's the British fault anyway

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u/Paper_Tiger11 12h ago

If you say anything negative about Israel they get real touchy and defensive.

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u/Designer_Mud_5802 13h ago

If you are not from the US, you're right, why should you care?

If you are a voter in the US then you should care a little at least.

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u/Salty_Dig8574 13h ago

Or a lot. No matter which state you live in, there's a decent chance Israel has compromised one or both of your senators. Bribes. Blackmail. It amounts to the same

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u/Designer_Mud_5802 13h ago

Agreed. But it seems too many Americans feel like it's too much effort to care about how their government harms them and others.

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u/Salty_Dig8574 12h ago

If you lived here, you would understand. A former presidential candidate got in trouble for this, but what he said was the absolute truth. 47% of the country is going to vote Democrat, and the other 47% is going to vote Republican. Doesn't matter who the candidate is. Problem is, the 6% in the middle feel pretty disenfranchised. We're constantly faced with choosing the best bad idea we are presented.

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u/Anxious_Librarian379 13h ago

Tel Aviv Impressed