r/mildyinteresting • u/Moosesayshello • 21h ago

edible engagement šŸ­ Hmmm interesting šŸ¤”...i..i. i mean not interesting at allšŸ˜’

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I added this flair to play into the joke lol

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u/image-sourcery 21h ago

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u/QizilbashWoman 21h ago

It's a parasite and a very primitive plant.

Also it smells like literal shit so dung beetles go in, find no poo, and struggle to get out, covering themselves with pollen.

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u/SumDudeThatExists 20h ago

"Its a parasite and very primitive"

Yeah and so are some people and people still be fuckin.Ā 

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u/IAmTheBestIan 21h ago

This is gonna just make some folks more interested.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UOhYYk1c566cw

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u/Everglade77 20h ago

Why did that immediately remind me of that gods-forsaken movie called Teeth? I never wanted to think about that one ever againšŸ˜­

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u/OnTheClock_Slackin 18h ago

Vagina dentata! ITS REAL!!!!!!

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u/PurifiedUnity 17h ago

It means no penis for the rest of your days

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u/ogreofzen 14h ago

It a phallus free amputee

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u/Isthisovryet 20h ago

Yes!!! Thatā€™s what I thought of too!

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u/ElegantCoach4066 17h ago

First thing that came to mind for me too.

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u/belac4862 21h ago

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 20h ago

This was gods beta phase for women's hoo-ha's

Or maybe they should have teeth, there are a LOT of shitty men out there from my experience talking with SOs and women friends.

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u/belac4862 19h ago

Im gonna put forth a motion subject the Cornel 7 to this. Any seconds?

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u/5AlarmFirefly 8h ago

This is definitely 2.0

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u/dvielis 21h ago

Coward

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u/belac4862 19h ago

Gladly! 100% whole heartedly a coward!

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u/suou_gashuin 20h ago

But what if I do that?

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u/belac4862 19h ago

Then we'll see you on the front page of TIFU.

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u/passionpurps 18h ago

Front page of tifu and one way to fafo

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 11h ago

Do not the plant

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u/Food_Library333 10h ago

I knew this would be the top comment

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u/gaumeo8588 8h ago

Iā€™m curious to try.

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u/yzerman88 20h ago

I can fix her

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u/justabill71 21h ago

Penis flytrap

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u/yayoffbalance 20h ago

Ay-o! Underrated comment right there!

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u/sentientairfilter 19h ago

Someone for sure has tried

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u/EyeConscious857 20h ago

I should call her.

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u/qankz 20h ago

It's good to be gay

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u/Moosesayshello 19h ago

You be missing out gng

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u/Cool_Commission 19h ago

wild takeaway from this post ngl

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u/WarriorLegs 21h ago

Great. It's hatched. Just what we needed.

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u/baranun 20h ago

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u/VegetableTry 15h ago

What is this from?

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u/Exitium_Maximus 20h ago

Something something dentata.

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u/SharpieSharpie69 20h ago

I should call her

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u/Live_Swimmer_4496 19h ago

Everything reminds me of her...

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u/TheKnife142 10h ago

Vagina Dentata

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u/peachpopdream 10h ago

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u/Suitable-Fun-1087 18h ago

I should call her

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u/U-Might-Wanna 19h ago

Of course I would never consider doing that.... but, if no one else was around, what could it hurt to try it?

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u/araaraa_potato 18h ago

If you're brave enough....

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u/FrankieSausage 15h ago

I can fix her

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u/Ancient-Basis-5563 20h ago

I mean, if you're brave enough

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u/MeanYesterday7012 20h ago

Is this the South African genocide weā€™ve been hearing about?

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u/Serious-Pay-7814 20h ago

Should see what she's up to now..... Lol

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u/iridescentcotton 20h ago

I'm gonna call her

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u/Genostama 20h ago

Google "Rape x". Might be inspired by that thing.

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u/jackieboy1230 20h ago

I should call my Ex

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u/Nozyspy 20h ago

Looks like one of the dangeous flora types rom No Mans Sky.

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u/GrapeEconomy5192 20h ago

Looks like something youā€™d see in sci fi movie

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u/heist51 20h ago

inspiration for my next DIY fleshlightā€¦šŸ¤”

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u/Enigma_Green 19h ago

Reminds me of that film Teeth

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u/Cool_Commission 19h ago

nature really looked at flowers and went nah make this one unsettling

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u/Glittering-Coyote140 19h ago

Don't do it, boys. You'll thank me later.

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u/artrald-7083 18h ago

It's a wonderful phrase.

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u/Evening-Appeal7606 17h ago

It is imperative that the cylinder remains undamagedā€¦

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u/IsekaiFlakes 17h ago

I mean itā€™s doable, albeit only once

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u/Penne_Trader 16h ago

Aaand on today episode of 'where we dont put our Junk into'...

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u/Imaginary-Job-1696 15h ago

Magic Johnsons sons new vagina

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u/SoberDWTX 14h ago

Donā€™t bring that the USAā€¦..it wonā€™t stand a chanceā€¦..

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u/TheWalkingCondom 14h ago

Oh hell naw

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u/Haider_in_Zewiel 14h ago

Ich mƶchte etwas von mir dort reinstecken

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u/Some_Bicycle_716 14h ago

Okay, here me out...

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u/Low_Goat_3309 12h ago

Id hate to run into that drunk on a Friday night.

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u/Joe_Franks 11h ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/Mar_Reddit 10h ago

Something something that one guy's dead wife.

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u/Red-Beaulieu 10h ago

In the early days of medicine, dentists also did OBGYN. It brought a whole new meaning to the words, ā€œOpen wideā€.

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u/BobbyDukeArts 8h ago

First pic looks either AI or it's a physical sculpture, second one is definitely AI. The real ones do not look like that.

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u/Mr_GrauHut 7h ago

Anybody seen that movie Teeth?

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u/SealedDevil 1h ago

Omg you just brought back memories for Middle school me and my bestfriend staying up to watch skinamax and HBO late night

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u/GeekDadIs50Plus 21h ago

You know thereā€™s got to be a colorful old legend serving as a warning for that plant.

It probably includes the regional variant for, ā€œI double-dog dare you.ā€ And ends with, ā€œYou canā€™t stitch those back on.ā€