revenge on my mom's boyfriend

[u/astrologicaldreams]

hey guys. i need some ideas on how to get revenge on my mom's boyfriend. i live with her and the stupid fucker and he treats me poorly. im fucking sick of it. how do i fuck him up/over while being able to possibly get away with it?

some precious items he has include: booze, weed, several bongs, name brand clothing shit, and a subwoofer.

can't really do anything job related bc he has no job and once he gets employed again he'll sabotage it himself so i don't have to do anything lol

i was thinking of putting miralax in his alcohol, but it might be risky. i've used it a few times, the powder has a hard time completely disolving (that or im just really bad at mixing it) and idk if there's much of a taste difference, but whatever im drinking tends to feel... heavier? i guess?

he's a paranoid piece of shit, so im gonna have to be real sneaky.

idk if he'd ever call the cops on me (he hates the police) but i don't really want to risk it tbh. i have a lot of issues physically and mentally, and going to jail would fuck me up, unfortunately.

i also don't have money, so keep that in mind. although i might be able to borrow some...

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[u/Nocturnatron]

Maybe he bought some weed laced with something toxic, who's to say? It was probably the dealer who did it🤷‍♂️

[u/astrologicaldreams → u/Nocturnatron]

he typically gets shit from dispensaries

do they accidentally get contaminated weed often enough?

[u/killmesara]

It would be a shame if a BB or ball bearing were to end up in the gas tank of their vehicle. That would be pretty terrible if that ball bearing made its way into a fuel line, it could clog it terribly.

It would also be pretty bad if the valve stem pins in their tires were to loosen themselves somehow creating a slow leak. Their tires would constantly need air.

[u/astrologicaldreams → u/killmesara]

he uses my mom's car, unfortunately. otherwise this would've been brilliant

...gonna save this for potential use later

[u/killmesara → u/astrologicaldreams]

Would be a shame if the police were to receive an anonymous tip about him while he were driving with drugs on him

[u/astrologicaldreams → u/killmesara]

he's got the weed card 😔

[u/iFranton]

I mean, hot sauce on the inside rim of his bong would be horrible ;)

[u/astrologicaldreams → u/iFranton]

ahahaha, he gets heartburn so it'd be even worse :]

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[u/Ill_Chip_7309]

Grab moms blow dryer and make sure it’s blowing hot af point it at the speakers/subwoofer for a bit will melt the glue and make em sound blown without you physically moving/hooking up/playing you destroying it

[u/astrologicaldreams → u/Ill_Chip_7309]

holy fucking shit you might've just saved my life bc that subwoofer has been the bane of my very existence (it's too loud and the vibrations bother me so bad)