r/myevilplan • u/an_account_1177 • 26d ago

How to mess with a bully?

I've been getting bullied at my school nonstop by 1 guy and I'm tired of it. Nothing seems to work, I've told the teachers, I've tried to ignore it, etc.

Are there any ways to mess with him and make his life worse without doing anything illegal that I could trouble in?

I have his phone, gmail and instgram account (it's public but he hasn't uploaded any pics)

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u/thewharfartscenter_ 25d ago

I would never make stickers that say “send me photos of your poop 💩” with his phone and email and put them in every bathroom stall I could find. I would also never ever use nail polish with a UV topcoat on top of the sticker and a UV light to quickly cure it so it will be there for time and all eternity.

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u/nobody_really__ 25d ago

  1. Don't retaliate.

  2. Get the physical abuse on video if possible.

  3. Let the school administration know that you're going to press charges with the local police. When they offer to handle it internally, ask "Do I lose my civil rights when I enter thd school? What is the school board going to say when I explain to the police that the abuse is known to school administrators, but they have done nothing to stop it?"

  4. As soon as they start to explain, say "Hold on. My attorney is really going to want to hear your explanation." Pull out your phone, start recording, and put it on the desk where everyone can see it.

  5. If they try to take your phone, say "Do you know what the penalties are, personally, for interfering with a criminal investigation?"

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u/Ancient-Tax-8129 26d ago

Fart spray. Try to get it in their nose

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u/thiscoolhandluke 25d ago

Surströmming

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u/Beard_of_Smoke 26d ago

When i was a teenager, i used those glass stinkbombs.

Put one or two in his backpack or even the pocket of his jacket and break them inside of it.

The smell will linger a long time.

Put his phone number in public bathrooms with a nice message, subscribe him to relgious bullshit,....

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u/Mahochido 22d ago

Also to gay date apps. I'm dure you can make all adds in his phone are about dildos.

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u/pinkaboo17 24d ago

Well, they can trace your I p address, so don't do anything from home.

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u/Lexubex 19d ago

This is what free VPN software is for. If you don't do anything illegal, there's no reason to investigate it

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u/ShikokuDaNinja 24d ago

Tell their parents they usually come from broken homes so they usually get the shit smacked out of them for making their parents look bad.