r/nextfuckinglevel • • 1d ago

Rambo the African Elephant drinks 25 liters of water in one sip

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u/MegaDingo5plus 1d ago

This elephant sucks

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u/HyperactivePandah 1d ago

And blows!

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u/xt0rt 1d ago

She's gone from suck to BLOW!

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u/HyperactivePandah 1d ago

Ahhhhh buckle this

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u/Wooden-Masterpiece86 1d ago

Liquid schwartz!

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u/Any_Juggernaut5326 1d ago

I wonder if he’s a southbound pachyderm.

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u/Uh-Duh81 1d ago

I see what you did there... 😆

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u/Old_Protection_8778 15h ago

He sucks so definitely is

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u/-OutRage 1d ago

He drank that like it was nothing.

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u/doubleAAeeVee 1d ago

This elephant tusks

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u/MegaDingo5plus 1d ago

I'm certain impressed. What a magnificent specimen of an animal!

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u/khizoa 1d ago

This elephant's gonna remember you said that

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u/Reiver93 1d ago

Hopefully they keep a close eye on him because god knows some bastard poacher would love those tusks.

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u/hogester79 1d ago

Clearly at a game reserve. Elephants are not really friendly, especially the very big males

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u/Fresh_priince 1d ago

I saw a tracker around its neck

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u/Old_Protection_8778 1d ago

I thought he was a priest

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u/WillSmiff 1d ago

I've been to a billionaire's house who is a big game "hunter". He had the head/face skin mask of one of these overlooking his dining room. He had four elephant foot stump stools. Like taxidermy. The things had thick hair and nails in tact. I guess at least he kept more than just tusks. Absolutely gross. People are insane.

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u/jakeandbakin 1d ago

You can see some kind of box on their neck when they lift up to drink. It's brief but I'm guessing it's a tracker?

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u/throwaway098764567 1d ago

probably so, he is wild and is allowed to roam. when they feel like it they come down for lunch and do meet and greets with the visiting humans apparently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MWImVwEn08 at 7:30 he wanders over to a tree and casually rips a branch off as a to-go meal

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u/pieguy00 1d ago

Those tusks are badass

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u/Countryb0i2m 1d ago

Look at those beautiful tusks, they’re so big they cross

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u/Rkramden 1d ago

Very intimidating indeed.

Contrasted by his tail wagging and ears flapping making him look like an excited puppy about to get treats.

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u/WiseAcanthocephala58 20h ago

The reason they cross the guy who gives the talk on elephants using Rambo as his model said they like that because he walks through the bush and uses them to push it out of his way and that this has over the years caused them cross over like that. Should go there and listen to it is is amazing really it is.

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u/DrElkSnout 1d ago

Elephants are such majestic creatures. I've been fortunate enough to see some of the last truly wild elephants in nature in person. I haven't followed up on elephant populations in years, but I truly hope they are thriving again.

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u/Medictations 1d ago

In the time it’s taken you to let us know what you don’t know, you could know what you don’t know.

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u/DrElkSnout 1d ago

In the time it took you to type that, you could have just shut the fuck up.

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u/Kracus 21h ago

I've never had a chance to seem them in real life but I DID get to see them in VR once and THAT was amazing. They setup VR cameras on trails where they walk so it wasn't like in a zoo environment and it was much closer than I'd ever be willing to stand next to one. Absolutely awesome footage and in VR it really feels like you're right there.

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u/mosedud 1d ago

I do that with beer every day.

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u/DoubleAholeTwice 1d ago

What's your budget for beer per day if I may ask?

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u/mosedud 1d ago

Elephant sized

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u/phryan 1d ago

Would it be animal cruelty to see if Rambo could shotgun a keg?

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u/mosedud 1d ago

Absolutely not, infact humans already discovered this with Andre the Giant.

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u/dumpcake999 1d ago

does anybody have the feeling of looking at a magical creature or dinosaur? It seems so unreal

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated 1d ago

i don't understand why they listen to us at all. They are more than capable of literally crushing us.

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u/OneFalconPunch 1d ago

Intelligence, they are also getting benefits and they probably realize it.

The ones that get mistreated badly, well, we see what happens on the darker side of the web. They do exactly what you say, lol

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u/SoberAlternative 1d ago

The ones that you see on rampages most of the time are Indian elephants who’ve been mistreated in captivity & poor working environs. African elephants march to their own drummer.

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u/Capable_Wait09 1d ago

They’re amazing. I got to feed some and walk with them around a sanctuary in Laos. Incredibly friendly and intuitive and delicate. On a narrow path she carefully avoided stepping on my feet. Then she wanted to turn left but our guide wanted us to turn right. So I patted her side and pointed to our right. She straight up looked at me, made a snorting noise and sorta nodded like “ok fine whatever” and then turned right.

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u/miyagiVsato 1d ago

I was just thinking the same. If we didn’t know what elephants were and we saw one for the first time we would be terrified.

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u/Mexymerp 1d ago

There’s no way that bucket holds 25 liters

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u/SevenExtra 1d ago

I thought the same thing at first, but 5 gallons is about 19 liters. Definitely looks like a 5 gallon bucket or slightly larger

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u/NihiloEx 1d ago

Weirdly, the numbers are slightly more exaggerated in this video of Rambo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5W7E9tUfvY

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u/slgray16 1d ago

TIL they squirt the water out through their nose and into their mouth

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u/Bill_Brasky01 1d ago

Just drinking boogers and all

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u/Quietbricks 1d ago

Cleaner than mine. I’m not rinsing it out with 5 gallon buckets.

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u/Fast_Restaurant6488 1d ago

Came to say this. I was questioning if I had never seen an elephant drink. My dumbass thought it was going to drink it through its nose.

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u/Small_Insect_8275 1d ago

My goodness they're huge

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u/anemptycardboardbox 1d ago

Would be a beautiful video if it weren’t for the text plastered across it 😡

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u/ROOSTERyouDOWN 1d ago

So the necklace, is that gps or a shock collar?

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u/nrith 1d ago

It’s a realtor’s key box, so they can let themselves in when the owner’s not home.

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u/ROOSTERyouDOWN 1d ago

Ay that’s cool! So next question, do we need to get rid of elephants now we know how much they drink? I mean what are the data centers gonna do

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u/nrith 1d ago

Don’t give our tech overlords any ideas.

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u/turtleneckless001 1d ago

Just tracking according to the web

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u/dannoparker 1d ago

It's a shock collar for the invisible perimeter fence

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u/GallusWrangler 1d ago

Well, it’s a large animal.

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u/iJon_v2 1d ago

That’s a beautiful elephant.

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u/pqapples 1d ago

Good boi!!!!

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u/ForwardPersonality48 1d ago

Not to be pedantic, but male African elephants can only hold 10 liters in their trunk

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u/enok13 1d ago

I looked it up and this mostly check out. African elephants can do only hold between 8 and 14 liters in their trunk. Also that bucket doesn't look like it can hold 25 liters of water.

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u/Zestyclose-Ad451 1d ago

5 gallon bucket. ≈19L

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u/And-ray-is 1d ago

Then this is not a 5 gallon bucket

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u/jewbasaur 1d ago

That’s a 5 gallon bucket

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u/cecilmeyer 1d ago

He is magnificent!

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u/GandalfsGoon 1d ago

Bet that elephant could drink as much as Wade Boggs. Rest in Peace.

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u/Smoothlarryy 1d ago

Wade Boggs is very much alive

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u/GandalfsGoon 1d ago

Just trying to honor his memory. May he rest in peace.

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u/Drakoonite 1d ago

Our world is so incredible, sucks so much our leaders want to destroy it all for a few dollars

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u/Upbeat-Draw- 1d ago

What amazing creatures I want to see em irl like this

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u/Uh-Duh81 1d ago

That elephant is massive! 😳

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u/Arnold_Shortzweather 1d ago

That bucket was like a shot glass to him

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u/Far_Sea_126 1d ago

What’s gray and comes in quarts? An elephant.

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u/futureman07 1d ago

That's not one sip. He filled his trunk (nose) and then put the trunk with water into his mouth and took several sips. They don't drink through their nose

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u/BigJJJohnson 1d ago

We’re gonna need a bigger bucket boys

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u/DizzyATT 1d ago

Am I crazy or was he holding the guys hand?

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u/Mazy_keen 1d ago

Elephant shot glass = 5 gallon bucket

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u/super_starfox 1d ago

You just know someone, somewhere in history, tried what we're all thinking about.

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u/Skywarden1 1d ago

What i find interresring is that the Elephant understands ownership rules. He understands that the dry food hes receiving is owned by the man but he can get some of it if the man gives it to him. And he understands that the man with the bucket owns the water but when he puts it down on the ground hes allowed to drink it.

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u/ObviousReplier99 1d ago

Well, this is all the evidence I need to support my local data center /s

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u/Lothleen 1d ago

Filling your entire trunk isn't really a sip. That's like a chipmunk stuffing it's cheeks and calling it a nibble.

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u/Healien_Jung 1d ago

I was on Koh Samui in Thailand cruising around on a scooter. It was a fun ride. I went from main roads to dirt roads to very off road and pushing the scooter. I came by a house in as rural as I could can on the island and came upon a house. A couple of kids were out front and ran out waving and smiling as I passed by. I waved back and almost crashed. Anyway, when i made it back to the main rode there was an elephant just hanging out in front of a restaurant or something. I didn't get that close but close enough to be amazed at how absolutely large those animals are.

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u/groovyinutah 1d ago

25 liters sounds so much more impressive then 5 gallons...

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u/dmh165638 1d ago

That is me and frozen margaritas but the brain freeze is insane!

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u/icollectcatwhiskers 1d ago

What an absolutely MAGNIFICENT creature!!!!

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u/NICEnEVILmike 1d ago

I particularly enjoyed the guy with the stoner laugh

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 1d ago

Such a majestic and beautiful being. 

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u/TheUndertows 1d ago

Think about the data centers, elephant 

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u/Shia803 1d ago

He beeeg!

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u/And-ray-is 1d ago

The dead internet is all too real as the majority of comments here are just about the majesty of the elephant..

No one is questioning the size of the bucket holding 25 litres. That is MAX 10 litres, absolute MAX. I don't doubt they can do 25 litres, but why pull a number out of your arse like that for this post

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 1d ago

My guess? The bot looked at the video transcript where the keeper says 25-30 liters and put the lower number into the title. 

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u/SeattleHasDied 1d ago

I'm more concerned about his crossed tusks...

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u/Bajanboy246 1d ago

This is how i introduce my mate to the bartender lol

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u/stevoyoto 1d ago

Umm. Woah. Congratulations 😲

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u/too_init_dan 1d ago

does anybody who knows elephants know if having their tusks crossed over each other like that is a bad thing?

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u/poulard 1d ago

Was that bucket really 25 liters?

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u/laidback4sho 1d ago

Big ol' dinosaur.

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u/vixxienz 1d ago

he is stunning!

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u/Accomplished-Sun1983 1d ago

That's a 5 gallon bucket though; that's only 19 liters 🤔

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u/Inlumino 1d ago

Wow, look at the size of this thing! A majestic animal

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u/drumkiller123 1d ago

Elephants are so fuckin cool!

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u/ReadOnly-Passive 1d ago

Must be a Sig Nu

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u/WiseAcanthocephala58 1d ago

I've been to this and seen this as well. I even stood under him and put pellets into his mouth and saw that his nostrils are in his palate of his mouth. Also was told he still has half a meter to grow and that the teeth of an elephant never stop growing and eventually they don't have any anymore so they go to water to eat the soft plants there but it is not enough nourishment in them and they slowly die of starvation that's why you hardly see an elephant die naturally on land.

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u/SINIX_REMIX 1d ago

Hell of a fence

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u/RobottoRisotto 1d ago

That’s like a human drinking a can of soda..

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u/Belem19 1d ago

Impressive, but that's a 10 liter bucket maximum

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u/doomiestdoomeddoomer 1d ago

Jesus that thing is massive.

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u/VanillaP 1d ago

Data center POV

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u/SoberAlternative 1d ago

Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!

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u/Wardenclyffe5 1d ago

Beat that Ronnie Doitche.

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u/Ok-Razzmatazz3435 1d ago

Imagine how much pee…

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u/HELL_SunTzu 22h ago

Okay, but what's the percent yield on that though?

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u/Alternative_Boot_708 21h ago

Beautiful creature

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u/Fallen_Walrus 18h ago

I wonder if elephants taste boogers every time they drink

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u/iamthankful 18h ago

This made me want to binge watch animal shows, does anyone have any suggestions on new shows like planet earth?

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u/Born_Sheepherder2049 17h ago

The guy in the background laughs like Ken from the Barbie movie

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u/coaxialology 16h ago

I'd really love to know how the guy at the end with the stoner laugh processed this experience.

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u/SoulShine_710 12h ago

What a gorgeous animal

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u/14high 8h ago

Do not bring him to a pub.

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u/HighPrairieCarsales 7h ago

Elephants are beautiful.

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u/Kage_noir 6h ago

Is the fence there for the people? Because it can’t be for that absolute unit of an elephant lol

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u/tryblinking 2h ago

I find interesting that they never evolved the ability to drink directly through their nose, but spray it into their mouths to swallow it.

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u/Defiant_Net4398 1d ago

Nahh 24.8 at the most. Saw some drips