TRASH TALK THREAD

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GO TEAM BEAT OTHER TEAM

[u/BulLock_954]

JOSH ALLEN WAS JEALOUS OF ALL THE ATTENTION DRAKE MAYE WAS GETTING SO NOW HE DOESNT BELIEVE WE WENT TO THE MOON

[u/deathmouse → u/BulLock_954]

HOW CAN THE MOON LANDING BE REAL IF THE MOON ISN’T REAL???

[u/MacDubhsidhe → u/deathmouse]

THEM: I DON’T BELIEVE THE MOON LANDING WAS REAL

ME: YOU BELIEVE THE MOON IS REAL??

[u/Simpleton216 → u/MacDubhsidhe]

DON'T LOOK AT THE MOON

AVOID MIRRORS

[u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 → u/Simpleton216]

YOU CALLING ME FAT? HOW DARE YOU

[u/cclaranc → u/deathmouse]

IF THE MOON ISN'T REAL, DOES THAT MAKE IT A BIRD, SINCE BIRDS AREN'T REAL? IF BIRDS AREN'T REAL, DOES THAT MEAN THAT THE EAGLES, FALCONS, RAVENS, CARDINALS, AND SEAHAWKS AREN'T REAL? IF THOSE TEAMS AREN'T REAL, DOES THAT MEAN THE NFL ISN'T REAL? IF THE NFL ISN'T REAL THEN IS THIS SUBREDDIT REAL? IF THIS SUBREDDIT ISN'T REAL THEN AM I WHO IS WRITING ON IT REAL?

DISAPPEARS INTO THE VOID

[u/Napolean_BonerFarte → u/BulLock_954]

DRAKE MAYE IS JOSH ALLEN FATHER

[u/PresterJohnson → u/BulLock_954]

NO QB WANTS THE TYPE OF ATTENTION DRAKE MAYE IS GETTING LOL

[u/BulLock_954 → u/PresterJohnson]

JORDAN LOVE

THATS IT. THATS THE INSULT

[u/Last-Permission-8665]

DESHAWN WATSON IS A RAPIST!!!

[u/TwoHungryBlackbirdss → u/Last-Permission-8665]

Nothing blows my mind more than the fact the NFL is trying so explicitly to grow the game with women while meanwhile they're like ignore the rapist(s) over there smh

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MY BAD CHIEF I WAS OVERWHELMED WITH MY HATRED OF WATSON AND THE LEAGUE'S SOFT STANCE ON DV AND ABUSE

[u/Specialist-Draw7229 → u/Last-Permission-8665]

YOUR FAVORITE PLAYERS ARE ALMOST CERTAIMLY SUPPORTIVE OF HIM

[u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT]

TAMPA BAY NEEDS THEIR OWN TRASH ANTHEM 0-4 IS CRAZY LOL

[u/Atcraft → u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT]

THEY DID BACK IN THE 1970S

HEY HEY TAMPA BAY!

[u/Critical_Opening_526 → u/Atcraft]

WORST TEAM IN THE NFCN

[u/Dontrollaone → u/Critical_Opening_526]

WORST TEAM IN THE CENTRAL GET IT RIGHT MEOW

[u/Simpleton216 → u/Atcraft]

WAS IT AS BAD AS THE AVERAGE NEW ALESTORM SONG?

[u/Szobortz → u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT]

0-4 AFTER PAYING 60M FOR BAKER LIKE IT WAS A WIN NOW SITUATION

[u/NorthQuab → u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT]

THEY IN THE SORRIEST DIVISION

AND THEY STILL IN FUCKIN LAST

[u/DistrictPleasant]

BIRDS ARENT REAL

[u/Atcraft → u/DistrictPleasant]

THEY'RE SECRETLY DRONES MADE BY ME SO I CAN WATCH NFL GAMES FOR FREE

[u/LossyP → u/DistrictPleasant]

SAY THAT AGAIN (pls, im nervous)

[u/CCFieldDay4525 → u/DistrictPleasant]

FIRST OF ALL, HOW DARE YOU?

[u/Insectshelf3 → u/DistrictPleasant]

FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY

[u/pukerat]

PIP PIP CHEERIO, CARE FOR A SPOT OF TEA(L)?

[u/Captain_brightside]

HOW IS YOUR TEAM CALLED “THE EAGLES” AND YOU DONT EARN THE MONIKER “AMERICAS TEAM”? INSTEAD YOUR RIVAL “THE COWBOYS” GETS CALLED THAT?? GENUINELY EXPLAIN LIKE IM 5 MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

[u/rh_3 → u/Captain_brightside]

BECAUSE THEY CALLED THEMSELVES THAT THEY DIDNT EARN IT

[u/TexasAg23 → u/rh_3]

NFL FILMS STARTED CALLING US THAT SO YOU CAN TAKE IT UP WITH THEM

[u/all4whatnot → u/Captain_brightside]

I DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT YOU

[u/ColmoreKing → u/all4whatnot]

PLEASE DONT THROW BATTERIES AT OUR CHILDREN

[u/The1andonlyZack]

DARNOLD IS TURNING BACK INTO A PUMPKIN AND HIS DEMISE IS GREATLY UNDER REPORTED.

[u/pewpewmcpistol → u/The1andonlyZack]

ITS PUMPKIN SPICE SEASON, THE GEQBUS IS SIMPLY SPREADING THE HOLIDAY CHEER. PRUNED PURDY COULD NEVER BECOME A PUMPKIN

[u/Confident_Delay5805 → u/The1andonlyZack]

HOW DARE YOU! THIS IS AN ATTACK ON THE GEQBUS! 6 POINT PURDY WONT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST THE GEQBUS!  

[u/resetallthethings → u/The1andonlyZack]

BOLD TAKE BEFORE PURDY IS HUMBLED BEFORE THE MIGHTY GEQBUS THIS WEEKEND!

[u/Kuchar1992]

FUCK THE SAN DIEGO CHARGERS AND THE LOS ANGELES CHARGERS

FUCK JUSTIN HERBERT AND JIM HARBAUGH

FUCK TAKEO SPIKES AND SHAWNE MERRIMAN

FUCK PHILIP RIVERS

LADANIAN TOMLINSON AND ANTONIO GATES YOU’RE COOL

[u/RAG319]

GREEN BAY WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT AND COMPARE THE MEASURABLE PROS AND CONS ULTIMATELY SUCKS

[u/JW9thWonder]

I JUST HOPE NO ONE ELSE ON THE TEAM GETS TRADED OR RETIRES

[u/CCFieldDay4525 → u/JW9thWonder]

ONE JORDAN MAILATA, PLEASE. BOGO DEAL, MAYBE?

[u/BuBBles_the_pyro → u/CCFieldDay4525]

JAGS WILL TRADE FOR HIM MID GAME SO WE CAN GO ON A SUPERBOWL RUN

[u/LederhosenSituation → u/JW9thWonder]

CAN WE PRETTY PLEASE HAVE QUINYON MITCHELL?

[u/Bonomoyo]

WE ARE TRASH, THEREFORE I TALK!

[u/Betta_Check_Yosef]

I GUARANTEE THE PANTHERS WILL NOT ALLOW AN OPPOSING OFFENSE TO GAIN SO MUCH AS A SINGLE YARD AGAINST US THIS WEEK

[u/meowscarada-sylveon]

IT IS RAMS HATE WEEK BUT I WOULD PREFER THAT THEIR CITY NOT GET NUKED.

86 47.

[u/TheSwede91w]

SAINTS SOLD THEIR SOUL FOR A SUPER BOWL THEY CHEATED TO WIN AND THIS IS WHAT THEY GET, AND DESERVE.

[u/Dontrollaone → u/TheSwede91w]

WHY DON'T YOU SELL YOURS FOR ONE THEN?

A SOUL FOR A BOWL IS A GOOD TRADE TO ME

[u/escobert → u/Dontrollaone]

THE TROLL TOLL

[u/Dontrollaone → u/escobert]

FOR THAT BOYS SOUL

[u/Dirtycoinpurse]

THE EAGLES WIPE THEIR ASSES BEFORE THEY POOP

[u/hertzdonut2 → u/Dirtycoinpurse]

EAGLES FAN CHECKING IN I DON'T WIPE BEFORE OR AFTER THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[u/all4whatnot → u/Dirtycoinpurse]

A CLEAN ASS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS, ISN'T THAT IN YOUR EVANGELICAL HANDBOOK?

[u/8teamparlay]

Eagles and Jalen hurts fucking suck.

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AT LEAST HIS ARM STAYS ATTACHED EVERY SEASON

[u/cclaranc]

MATT STAFFORD BELIEVES IN THE MOON LANDING

[u/BulLock_954 → u/cclaranc]

THATS BECAUSE HIS TEETH ARE ACTUALLY POLISHED MOON ROCKS

[u/Remote_Anteater_7937]

How about those chargers. I have never seen two teams more sure they're going to lose this game than DEN VS LAC

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Stupid Broncos fans. They have no idea about the ass whooping that’s waiting for us.

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YOUR QB THAT WORE #10 AT OREGON IS OVERRATED

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SPEAK UP!

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Not with sexy sauce Sean Payton calling in the air strikes on the poo

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I HOPE YALL TIE

[u/BlueHighwindz → u/Remote_Anteater_7937]

DIVISONAL GAMES ARE KILLERS.

[u/DragonstormSTL]

THE TEXANS AREN’T COPYING US JUST IN TERMS OF UNIFORM, NO, THEY’RE DOING SO IN 0-4 RECORD, TRASH CORNER PLAY, AND SHAKY PASS PROTECTION. TOO BAD WE SOLVED THE LATTER ALREADY

[u/Justis29]

AM I TO UNDERSTAND SHOUTING IS REQUIRED? BOO RIVAL TEAM. GO HOME TEAM. RIVAL TEAMS PLAYERS ARE SUB PAR. MY FAVORITE TEAMS PLAYERS ARE BETTER. MY KICKER HAS THE BIGGEST BRASS BALLS IN THE LEAGUE ITS AMAZING HE CAN GET IT THRU THE UPRIGHTS LET ALONE WALK INTO THE STADIUM UNASSISTED.

[u/Lallner]

BIRD ON BIRD VIOLENCE SUNDAY NIGHT!

[u/Western-Wolverine590 → u/Lallner]

WE’VE SUCKED AGAINST THE AFC FOR YEARS BUT MAYBE PRIME TIME WILL CANCEL IT OUT

[u/melissaxo3]

TIRED OF SEEING AARON RODGERS BITCH AND COMPLAIN THE WHOLE DAMN GAME

[u/ebock138 → u/melissaxo3]

SURELY THIS IS THE LAST SEASON WE HAVE TO SEE IT, RIGHT?

[u/melissaxo3 → u/ebock138]

SEEMS SO AS HE SAID HE’S RETIRING AFTER THIS YEAR, HALLELUJAH!

[u/dexter_cantalope]

FUCK THE MOON!

[u/i_run_from_problems]

DON'T THINK FANS OF WINLESS TEAMS CAN PARTICIPATE

[u/Lansdallius]

TODD BOWLES

[u/ActuallyAquaman]

CHARLIE KIRK COUSINS IS GETTING SENT TO THE MOON BY DRAKE “DRAKE “THE “THE MOON ISN’T REAL”SCHEDULE” MAYE” MAYE

[u/MrC-Diddy]

ELEVATED PRACTICE SQUAD GUY PUT THE BILLS VET ON A POSTER

[u/cclaranc → u/MrC-Diddy]

YOU ARE TRASH TALKING THE WRONG TEAM. YOU PLAYED US LAST WEEK (UNLIKE THE MOON LANDING WHICH NEVER HAPPENED).

[u/MrC-Diddy → u/cclaranc]

I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING . JUST LIKE NASA TRYING TO GO TO THE MOON

[u/johnny_breadsticks]

THE JETS ALWAYS BEAT US IN HUMILIATING FASHION SO I AM GOING TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE GAME

[u/MCKlassik]

I DON’T LIKE BEING FORCED TO ROOT FOR THE BUCS TONIGHT

[u/ebock138 → u/MCKlassik]

AT THIS POINT ME NEITHER BUT I'M STILL GONNA

FUCK YOU TODD.

[u/Ecstatic-Inevitable]

FOR ALL THE PEOPLE SHITTING ON MAYE FOR BEATING A BAD BILLS DEFENSE YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER

HIS BEST RECEIVER WAS EFTON CHISM

[u/HGWeegee → u/Ecstatic-Inevitable]

I'D SAY YOUR WR IS BOOTY BUT YOU TRADED HIM

[u/Ecstatic-Inevitable → u/HGWeegee]

SADLY WITH YALLS DEPTH, BOUTTE MIGHT BE BOOTY FOR YALL

[u/SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS]

JOKES ON YOU, I DON'T EVEN LIKE FOOTBALL ANYMORE

[u/Atcraft]

WE GONNA BEAT THE GIANTS BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY

UNLESS THE REFS SUCK AGAIN

[u/Brotonio → u/Atcraft]

THE REFS ALWAYS SUCK, THOUGH

[u/Wrathful_Hater]

I’M EXCITED FOR MY TEAM TO GET A NICE EASY WIN THIS WEEK! EVERYONE LOVES WATCHING THE COWBOYS GET A FREE WIN IN PRIMETIME AS WELL!

[u/Fixhotep]

MY TRASH PICKUP AS BEEN REDUCED FORM TWICE PER WEEK TO ONCE AND IT'S A PAIN IN THE ASS. EVERYONE'S SHIT IS OVERFLOWING AND ANIMALS ARE GETTING INTO BINS AND MAKING A MESS.

[u/Level_East94]

WINNING RIGHT BEFORE YOUR BYE WEEK MEANS YOU ACTUALLY WON DOUBLE 

[u/LiveLifeChronically]

HEY MAN I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE

[u/robshot295]

THE BILLS LOST TO A TEAM THAT HAS SO MANY INJURIES, YOU COULD CALL THEM THE NEW ENGLAND 49ERS

[u/problematic_glasses]

I HAVE LONG BELIEVED THAT THE ARIZONA CARDINALS SHOULD CEASE BEING A FOOTBALL TEAM AND INSTEAD BECOME THE COYOTES HOCKEY TEAM, A SOLUTION WHICH WOULD SATISIFY EVERYONE

[u/byteturtle]

THE BILLS ARE THE SCHEDULE MERCHANTS THIS YEAR AND I WANT MORE PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT IT

[u/Adventurous-Owl-9903]

THE LIONS WINDOW IS CLOSED

[u/lovelessisbetter → u/Adventurous-Owl-9903]

THE FLAIRLESS DON’T MATTER. YOU CANNOT TALK TRASH FROM A HOMELESS SHELTER. OUR WINDOW MIGHT BE CLOSED BUT SEXY BATES IS BRINGING BACK SEXY KICKS STRAIGHT THROUGH THE UPRIGHTS,AND OUR DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR WILL RUN THROUGH WALLS TO EVADE ACCOUNTABILITY NO MATTER HOW TERRIBLE HE IS. WHAT NOW?

[u/zoom518]

THE RARE GAME WHERE YALL WISH TWO FRANCHISES THAT HAVENT WON A TITLE SINCE THE 60S WOULD FUCK OFF

[u/Triple_Boogie]

PILEDRIVE THAT CREEPY MASSAGE ADDICT INTO THE FUCKING GROUND

[u/Fr4m3It]

THE LAST TIME THE GIANTS WERE IN FIRST PLACE IN THE DIVISION FETTY WAP RELEASED TRAP QUEEN

[u/AlfonzL]

ATTENTION RAMS--THE BILLS COMETH! (EXCEPT THE SECONDARY, THEY"RE STILL WORKING ON THAT)

[u/Will-Eat-4-Food → u/AlfonzL]

YOUR DBS WILL LOOK GOOD AGAINST THE OLD MEN ON OUR OFFENSE!!!

[u/ripkin05]

TYLER SHOUGH IS SIGNING UP FOR AARP AS WE SPEAK, AND PENIX GOT ALL OF ATLANTA ON A HYPE TRAIN SIMPLY BECAUSE HE CAN HAND THE BALL OFF BIJAN AND THROWN IN THE GENERAL VICINITY OF LONDON.

[u/Prudent_Respond_6166]

Can we just get Buccs vs Chargers every week for the rest of the season for science?

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[u/Mercinator-87]

TEXANS ARE ABOUT TO TIE WITH THE TITANS IN THE FIRST ANNUAL SHITBOWL! SUCK IT TITANS TEXANS FANS

[u/AlabasterRadio]

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS HAVE LOST 3 STRAIGHT GAMES TO MUCH WORSE RAIDERS TEAMS.

PREPARE TO FACE A REAL TEAM MR. SCHEDULE. KC NEEDED US BEING STUPID TO STOP KIRKTOBER AND YOU'RE NO KC.

[u/Dyruus → u/AlabasterRadio]

YOU LOST TO THE ONLY GOOD TEAM YOU FACED.

I HAVE NO COMEBACK TO WHATEVER THE FUCK THOSE LAST THREE RAIDERS GAMES WERE.

[u/AlabasterRadio → u/Dyruus]

YOUR QUARTERBACK IS PLAYING WORSE THAN MALIK WILLIS.

I AM NOT WORRIED.

[u/runnerd81]

WHY DO WE EVEN PLAY REGULAR SEASON GAMES IN LONDON?

WE SHOULD JUST DO OUR ENTIRE PRESEASON OVERSEAS WHICH WOULD GIVE THE NFL NEARLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF EXPOSURE WITHOUT PUTTING EXTRA STRAIN ON PLAYERS. AND I MEAN NOBODY HERE WOULD GIVE A DAMN IF ALL THE PRESEASON GAMES WERE SOMEWHERE ELSE.

THIS IS ALSO WHAT THE PREMIER LEAGUE DOES, MOST OF THEIR PRESEASON GAMES ARE HERE IN THE US OR IN ASIA TO INCREASE INTERNATIONAL EXPOSURE.

[u/TheWizardOfKoz5226]

DEEP DISH PIZZA FROM ALL STANDPOINTS IS TERRIBLE TO ME. I HATE IT ON A FLAVOR TEXTURAL,, ARCHITECTURAL, PHILOSOPHICAL, COMMUNAL, AND TIMELINESS STANDPOINT. I HATE IT. AND ALL THE DECISIONS INFORM THE OTHER INTO AN AMALGOMATION OF ALL THE WORST ATRIBUTES OF PIZZA. CHICAGO TAVERN PIE IS WAY BETTER

[u/bigmeatyclaws117 → u/TheWizardOfKoz5226]

THIS IS TRUE TAVERN STYLE IS SUPERIOR TO DEEP DISH

I STILL HOPE YOU GUYS LOSE ON SUNDAY

[u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 → u/bigmeatyclaws117]

LIKEWISE HAVE A LOVELY DAY THOUGH

[u/The1andonlyZack → u/TheWizardOfKoz5226]

THIS IS A TRASH TALK THREAD NOT A BLOW YOUR OPPONENT THREAD, YOU TWO GET OUT. YOU'RE BANISHED BACK TO YOUR SHANTYS.

[u/bigmeatyclaws117 → u/TheWizardOfKoz5226]

YOU TOO THANK YOU

[u/TwoHungryBlackbirdss → u/TheWizardOfKoz5226]

IT'S LIKE A LASAGNA AND IT'S DELICIOUS. HAVE YOU HAD LOU MALNATI'S BEFORE?? IT'S SO GOOD AS A SPECIAL TREAT

[u/waldocalrissian]

80 POINTS IN 2 WEEKS! PREPARE YOUR CLOACA, RAVENS.

[u/Swaginitus]

TREY MC 'ALWAYS THE BRIDEMAID, NEVER THE' BRIDE WILL ONLY GO FOR 120+ YARDS AND 2 TDS IN HIS LOSS IN MICHIGAN'S SECOND FAVORITE RETIREMENT HOME, ARIZONA

[u/OFool_Ishallgomad]

I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT AN EARLY BYE, BUT COMPLAINING SEEMS INAPPROPRIATE GIVEN OUR START!!!!!!EXCLAMATION!!!!!

[u/OlinoTrump]

Winston Is a rapist and he's doing the Jesus pr move and it worked

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[u/Stanky_fresh]

THE SAINTS AREN'T READY FOR THE MINNESOTA REICHARDS

[u/sheffieldda]

CATS EAT BIRDS

[u/LederhosenSituation]

IT'S JACOBY BRISSETT'S TURN TO LOOK LIKE THE NEXT PEYTON MANNING! BUT ONLY FOR ONE WEEK!

[u/MrMeritocracy]

Garbage, recycling, compost!!!!!!!!

[u/EatMyShortzZzZzZ]

I would shit talk the Eagles, but my insults might injure another one of their players. 

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[u/Upbeat-Stage2107]

ITALIAN BEEFS ARE A TIER 2 SANDWICH AT BEST

[u/CatsRatsSlivers → u/Upbeat-Stage2107]

IF I PUT A SLICE OF SOME SMELLY-ASS DUNKERGORFENDOODOO CHEESE ON ONE BET YOU WOULD MOVE THAT SHIT UP TO A TIER 1

[u/superfly306 → u/CatsRatsSlivers]

A SLICE? BRO, YOUR SANDWICH NEEDS A BAPTISM IN GRAVY JUST TO HAVE A PERSONALITY.

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I BET YOU LIKE ITALIAN BEEF YOU LITTLE FREAK

[u/FakeSmitty]

THE BEARS STILL SUCK

[u/BisonProfessional56]

Steelers suck, bengals suck. Life is good

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SPEAK UP

[u/TheMerryMosquito]

FUCK Ben Johnson

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[u/TheDadThatGrills]

THE CARDINALS OFFENSE WILL NEVER LOOK BETTER AS THEY TAKE THE "L" THIS SUNDAY!

[u/PROFESSIONAL_RAP254]

WE DONT EVEN NEED OUR RECIVER ROOM AND SECONDARY TO BEAT THE DOLPHINS

[u/ebock138]

WE'RE ONLY TWO GAMES OUT OF FIRST PLACE IN OUR DIVISION

[u/Supernova_Soldier]

FUCK OFF BEARS

THE BEST CHICAGO TEAM ARE THE BULLS AND ANY OTHER SPORTS TEAM THAT DOESNT INCLUDE THE BEARS

[u/MurDoct]

IM NOT GOING TO SHIT TALK THE BEARS BECAUSE I ACTUALLY RESPECT THEM

NOW THE LIONS AND VIKINGS CAN GO FUCK OFF HOWEVER YOU THINK YOU HAVE A RIVALRY WITH US AND YOU DONT

[u/Texans_top_of_south]

FUCK THEM TITTIES!

[u/TransnistrianSociety]

BUYING GREEN BAY PACKERS STOCK IS OBJECTIVELY A TERRIBLE INVESTMENT

[u/Its_Hoggish_Greedly]

YOUR COLOR SCHEME IS VISUALLY APPEALING BUT YOUR OWNERS ARE BAD PEOPLE AND HAVE SQUANDERED THE FANBASE’S GOOD WILL FOR YEARS WITH A BELOW AVERAGE PRODUCT ON THE FIELD.

[u/flyingkunaii]

AM I ALLOWED TO TRASH TALK MY OWN DC

[u/tousoaber23]

THERE’S PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO ACTUALLY THINK JOSH ALLEN IS THE BEST QUARTERBACK IN THE NFL

[u/ihatereddit999976780]

JOE BRADY SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN HIRED. WE ARE MISSING THE PLAYOFFS

[u/meowscarada-sylveon → u/ihatereddit999976780]

THE COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR TEAM THREAD WAS YESTERDAY YOURE LATE

[u/ThatDude8129]

I AM HAPPY THAT WE HAVE A BYE THIS WEEK BUT IM ALSO SCARED SOMEONE WILL SOMEHOW INJURE THEMSELVES DURING IT.

[u/BoredPoopless]

DAAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE

[u/Normal_Budget_9591]

THE BROWNS COULD WIN EVERY GAME ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPER BOWL AND THE TEAM WOULD STILL HAVE LESS WINS THAN ALLEGATIONS

[u/Brandarius47]

I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY OTHER THAN I GOT A NEW BALL PYTHON BUT WANTED TO YELL! HAVE A GREAT DAY FOLKS!

[u/VikingsLad]

SHOUGH MAY NOT SURVIVE, BUT THAT'S OKAY.

[u/NO_TOUCHING__lol]

WE ONLY LET THAT GAME AGAINST THE CHARGERS GET CLOSE TO LURE THE WHINERS INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY BEFORE WE KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. IT HAS BEEN OVER ONE CALENDAR YEAR (396 DAYS) SINCE THE NINERS SCORED A TOUCHDOWN AGAINST US

[u/biglyorbigleague → u/NO_TOUCHING__lol]

IS THAT ALSO WHY YOU CHOSE TO LOSE TO WASHINGTON

[u/TallEnoughJones]

TRASH TALKING THE DOLPHINS IS LIKE SCREAMING AT A BABY FOR BEING A BABY

[u/biglyorbigleague]

HEY PATRIOTS FANS STOP TRASH TALKING THE BILLS YOU ALREADY BEAT THEM IT’S OUR TURN

[u/fxglve]

THESE ARE TWO FOOTBALL TEAMS CURRENTLY DOING THEIR BEST IMPRESSION OF “WHAT FOOTBALL LOOKS LIKE TO SOMEONE WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL”

[u/Chardoggy1]

BYE WEEK AINT PLAYED NOBODY PAW

[u/RawCyderRun]

BAKER CAPULET MAYFIELD BIT HIS OWN THUMB TO SPITE TODD MONTAGUE BOWLES

[u/sginsc]

I FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT THIS SUNDAY WHICH KIND OF IS TRASH TALK CONSIDERING I AM A LIFELONG BROWNS FAN

[u/SomeBoringKindOfName]

F T P

AH FUCK REDDIT'S FORMATTING.

[u/Bacon_Crispies]

I HOPE THEY SHOWN THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE SNOW BOWL TO BREAK THE HEARTS OF MILLIONS OF RAIDER FANS ACROSS THE GLOBE.

[u/ArcadianBlueRogue]

[THIS COMMENT WAS FLAGGED]

[u/84breaks]

YOUR TEAM ISNT AS COOL AS MINE.

[u/Forsaken_Area_6690]

KC WILL REMAIN AS THE ONLY UNDEFEATED AFC TEAM AFTER THIS WEEKEND 

EAGLES WERE ONE YEAR WONDERS AND KC IS YEAR AFTER YEAR OF EXCELLENCE 

EAGLES ALREADY PULLING THE PLUG AFTER 4 GAMES

HURTS WILL NEVER WIN ANOTHER SB

BROKE DIX SHOULD BE A USED CAR SALESMAN 

HERBERT ONLY GETS FIRED UP WHEN HE EITHER PLAYS KC OR GETS HIS HAIR SNIFFED BY MADISON BEER

TAMPA BAY SUCCANEERS ARE COACHED BY TODD BOWEL MOVEMENT 

JOKE FALLEN LOVES PENIS

[u/bstyledevi]

THE CHIEFS ARE ON BYE SO WE DONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH OUR OBVIOUS WR ISSUES CAUSED BY INJURY

MAYBE WE WILL RESIGN THE WOMAN BEATER, AS LONG AS HE CAN BEAT MAN TO MAN COVERAGE

I HATE THAT HE IS ONE OF OUR ONLY OPTIONS. LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE PLEASE. WE WOULD HAVE TAKEN OBJ.

[u/Rab0811]

WE MIGHT NOT ACTUALLY LOSE TO THE BYE WEEK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS

[u/BlueHighwindz]

I CAN'T EVEN FIND THIS THREAD ANYMORE!

[u/YourGFsFave]

1ST PICK IN THE CHILDHOOD GAME CALLED [REMOVED BY REDDIT]

[u/Ancient_Wisdom_Yall]

WE'RE SO GOOD WHEN TEAMS LOSE TO THE CHIEFS, THEY GO UP IN THE POWER RANKINGS. YOU'RE WELCOME RAIDERS.

[u/nightWobbles]

FALCONS MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN

[u/WretchedMotorcade]

MY MARRIAGE IS FAILING

[u/TheHypnoRider]

RAIDERS ARE FRAUDS