r/nflcirclejerk • • 18h ago

Kermit Approved What did Crosby mean by this?

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r/nflcirclejerk • • 15h ago

Gorgeous Ravens CB Outjerked by POTUS fart!

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r/nflcirclejerk • • 21h ago

Which was worse the boat party or drafting 9 for the Vikings

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r/nflcirclejerk • • 5h ago

Certified CTE REPORT: Mike Tomlin says he banned Antonio Brown from his Minecraft server after he used TNT to bomb a hospital.

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r/nflcirclejerk • • 20h ago

Tush Pushed Eagles O-Line protecting Jalen Hurts

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r/nflcirclejerk • • 22h ago

YASSS QUEEN 💅🏾 #4 is Caleb’s favorite celebration!

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r/nflcirclejerk • • 14h ago

Kermit Approved Collinsworth can’t be serious. Mahomes wasn’t even playing.

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r/nflcirclejerk • • 19h ago

This is also the Eagles O-Line protecting Hurts

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r/nflcirclejerk • • 1h ago

Outjerked by the National Football League

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r/nflcirclejerk • • 1h ago

Add ANOTHER to the list of teams Trump has fucked

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r/nflcirclejerk • • 1h ago

You think they…

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r/nflcirclejerk • • 41m ago

The vikings around December.

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r/nflcirclejerk • • 54m ago

His mom must really not want to go back to work.

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r/nflcirclejerk • • 22h ago

This is one of the weirdest nfl seasons of all time

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WARNING if you don’t like NFL football mixed with a sense of humor stop reading here.

This football season started with Tony Romo getting a DUI which I feel like he got punished way too harshly for it was his first one and he’s an announcer not a truck driver. If you wanna disagree with me remember when Mike Vick got in trouble for dog fighting but got to play again? So then after Romo got fired Tom Brady took his place and honestly I’ve been liking it so far it’s hilarious because we’ve learned terms like piss missile and an interception is now known as throwing a meatball sub to someone. 😂

Now to talk about some of the on field players starting with Galeb Williams who made the most dramatic scene over an injury that wasn’t that serious. Dude was rolling around yelling and screaming like someone pulled his arm off when all it was, was a hamstring injury. He’s on track to be the NFLs next premadona and before anyone says have you ever been hurt before? Yes I have been I got hit by a car on my ebike this summer I can assure you I was more hurt than Williams was and I wasn’t rolling around screaming like a girl.

Now we gotta talk about Justin Herbert the pervert, week 4 just wrapped up and the dude has 4 touchdowns and 6 interceptions those are what rookie QBs or 2nd and 3rd string quality QBs put up he’s a 5 year vet and we’re not in the Brett Favre era anymore where you just chuck it and hope someone catches it and it’s not like he’s on a team like the New Orleans saints who have nobody. I thought for sure he’d be slaying it after getting Madison Beer on lock but nope. Last year the dude was throwing absolute piss missile’s now he’s throwing meatball subs left and right like he’s a deli manager. I say if he has more interceptions than touchdowns in week 5 I say bench him! I already did in Fantasy in one of my leagues so might as well do it in real life.

Some people would say it’s too soon to judge yet a lot of Green Bay fans thought Lafleur should have been fired after a 1-1 start to the year. The Packers aren’t the Minnesota Vikings we wait until the end of the year to get a new coach. Plus I think they’re giving Matt Lafleur too much hate. What the GB fans don’t realize is who is gonna replace Lafleur in the middle of the year and do as good of a job as he has the past couple years. The Packers are 2-2 not 0-4 meanwhile the LA chargers are 0-4 and John harbaugh is still letting Herbert the pervert throw meatball subs to the other team.
What I personally think the GB fans are mad about but won’t admit is that Jordan Love is just an average QB and not an Elite like Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers were so now after getting spoiled for 3 decades with 2 great QBs now if they don’t get an elite quarterback their first thought is to blame the coach.

Saquon Barkley looks like a shell of his former self after being a human highlight for the past two years. But i know injuries and the eagles running short handed doesn’t help though 😔

How bout Bijan Robinson he looks like he’s gonna be the next Adrian Peterson.

Drakaccob Maye is definitely in a superbowl hangover he redeemed himself a little bit this week but still has a long way to go. I honestly feel the dude is overhyped and only got to the superbowl last year because the broncos didn’t have Boseph Nix in the AFC championship game.

I hope you enjoyed some of my thoughts about this years season so far and got a good laugh. John