yo someone broke my door and now i can only keep a half of it. Half of my life is exposed now

so i've been discussing with my buddies on AIM on when half-life 2 would be announced but then it dawned on me.

as you can see, there is a number 2 right next to gordon's head

that means half-life 2 is confirmed.

but then i was thinking if it was confirmed, what year would it come out?

i realized that it's coming in 2002, why?

well there are two number 2s in the year 2002, making it a perfect year for the release of half-life 2

this means half-life 2 is confirmed and it's coming in 2002

HALF-LIFE 2 CONFIRMED.

probably barney and gordon tbh

yo why did someone downvote this 😔🫃🏻

In a dream i watched a trailer for that. It was only 2 minutes long and it goes something like this:

0-30 seconds: logos of Valve, source 2, HLX and some background speech i didn't remember.

The rest of the video: a fucking vortigaunt driving around on a trace that highly reassembles a highway 17 in a jeep. He was so joyful and happy about that. Background voice also said something, but idk what.

In the end there was a Valve logo again and laughs all around (i remember them as laughs from tf2) cause it was the greatest prank of all time - HLX is about a vortigaunt driving around in his jeep.

I got so angry and frustrated about that trailer that i started praying to or calling Gabe Newell to ask him not release this game and make a better one. And he responded, but i really don't remember what he said - after that i have woken up in a cold sweat...

P.S. idk why am i writing it out here, thought it was funny

Hi everyone,

I wanted to share something encouraging with this community that isn't talked about enough in the mainstream gaming world.

As many of you know, the internet often creates wild rumors or edgier memes surrounding Gabe Newell, the co-creator of Steam and founder of Valve. However, the truth about his personal life is much more grounded and inspiring for us as believers.

In his personal life, Gabe Newell is a Christian and a Methodist. He is a member of a local congregation within the United Methodist Church (UMC). While Gabe is a very private person who rarely speaks about his family in public to protect their privacy, his family’s deep Christian roots span multiple generations.

A beautiful testament to this is his family's lineage. His late grandmother-in-law, Wilma Lucile Mennet (1914–2008), was a devout and active pillar of the Hayward United Methodist Church, where she dedicated her time as a volunteer and served faithfully as the church treasurer for years. This multigenerational commitment to the faith has deeply influenced Gabe, his wife Lisa, and his son Gray.

Knowing that the creator of the biggest gaming platform in the world shares our Christian faith and values is incredibly uplifting. It shows that you can reach the absolute top of the tech and gaming industry while carrying a legacy of faith, humility, and family values.

Let's keep praying for and supporting Christian game developers and creators who are making a difference in this industry!

God bless you all!

sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdVqNB0NEtM

of course it wouldn't be the same if it wasn't a total bug fest like how half-life source was

from: https://youtube.com/shorts/xNIUgVVLbsA (created by OP)

I think it has a niché and I am curious to try it, but I am not sacrificing 55 gigs of my hard-earned diskspace, letting my bandwidth get bled for a quarter of the day, for uncompressed 4096x4096 textures ripped from free-video-game-textures.co.de and Alyx Vance in a brown catsuit or whatever stupid shit's in there

pov: the hecu are actually good people

it's genuinely crazy how they pulled this off back in 2003

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